How was your valentine's day, Veeky Forums?

How was your valentine's day, Veeky Forums?

masturbated, got a headache, ate beef, listened to some new wave

same as erryday

Lost a car, got a new car, went on a date where the waitress tried to lecture us on the sanctity of relationships that ended up having our reservations and meals comped.

I woke up, masturbated, designed random jojo mtg cards for some reason and left for my 5e group at about 7. Same as every Wednesday. hbu famalam?

Not bad actually. No gf, but I enjoy my work at the brewing supply store. Got to cut out early to attend a mid-week Lenten service. Going to see if I can kick the habit of porn/fapping for these forty days (and hopefully forever afterwards).

>falling for the nofap meme

Pornography a bad user. Not expecting enlightenment-tier superpowers as a result of that commitment, but cutting that filth out of my life can only be good.

Suffered horrible cramps while shitposting and trying to keep beta orbiters from clinging too much.

On the bright side, my writing is coming along nicely.

... it was valentines?

February 14th nibba

Different user. He's right you're an idiot. You're right about the porn but there's zero benefit to not fapping.

Right, gotta keep those bodily fluids pure and fluoride-free eh? Good thing you interpreted the source of the problems in your life correctly: loss of essence.

>horrible cramps
that's because you're not doing nofap yet. The fluoride deposits are starting to calcify your pineal gland.

You can fap without cumming (or at least without doing it always).

Some tantric shit is based around this, and apparently can be very... cathartic? Not sure how it's said in english.

Been meaning to give it a try.

Oh I know. Very good for preserving your essence from communist subversion, much like rainwater.

ash wednesday, was on the same day, so fasting whole day, visiting church. bringing ash to my grandmother that can no longer walk to church, to mark her. Been all day on water and breed whole day, so got tiered fast went to sleep around 19:00.

>ate beef

0_o

I'm forced to reiterate, it's more a question of spirit than of activating my almonds. Activated almonds are at most a tertiary benfit; if there are none, then I'm fine and dandy. Avoiding capitulation to lust is the name of the game.

Meh, no gf, but I'm too much of a sperg to want to go looking for one. One of my professors brought pink cookies, so that was nice. I took more than I was supposed to when no one was looking Listened to some friends gripe about hilariously bad dates in the past and had to reveal the fact that I'd never been on a date. They tried to set me up before I asked them "do you seriously see me, me? going on a date that's not a prank?" Then they stopped and we all had a good laugh.

beer, ss porn, laundry, and cookies

I figured it was the whole physical benefit the NoFappers tout which is utter garbage you were after.

Went to work, celebrated my brother's birthday, ate some wings, had some fuck

>capitulation to lust
Of course, lust, after all, is an aspect of The Great Enemy which threatens your essence and seeks to dissolve the universe even as we speak. Wouldn't want to get chomped up by Kali on your way to enlightenment, fellow fakir.

>How's your valentine's day?

Fuck off with that slaaneshi-tier degeneracy, I'd be glad to have you executed for such archaic-slaaneshi barbarity!

how much fuck did you give to your cogitator?

Played some tabletops, killed my first PC in this campaign, really intense and fun session. Outside of that, got a job interview. A nice day all in all.

Fucked a hooker

was there a valentines discount?

Friend of mine!

Computer got all screwy and threw off my work day, listened to a podcast about a child molesting cult, got in an argument with the gf which escalated when, while trying to claim she was into tabletop gaming, fucking forgot about the miniatures I painted for her as an anniversary present. After we had already gone out for cupcakes.

Not a great day.

yo

I must agree user, once you kick a lot of hedonistic habits you gain a pride in who you are and seek to better yourself in other aspects as well. Keep on working at it, you'll begin to achieve a deep joy.

Slept through half of it. Read a bit, played P3 a bit, painted not nearly enough. Spent most of my time screen capping cool shit from old issues of White Dwarf.

>communist subversion of essence
They can do that now?

Been on nofap noporn for 2 years, didnt expect anyfin fancy yet the results are surprisingly good. Also im catholic so there are other reasons for me to abstain, but even if i were agnostic i would still recommend that

I have a job, so I worked.

Came home after school and finished a mixtape

Mapped out which stores had the most chocolate left by the evening so that I could raid them this morning now that they go instantly on sale.

Tooled around with some friends on a writing project, played Mech Warrior Online a bit, made some vegan enchiladas for lunch this week (bought a vegan cookbook on accident, but the recipes work and I need the veggies anyway).

They turned out OK. I reduced the sauce a little too much, though.

I spent the day with my bf.

still trying to recover from my now-ex cheating on me a week ago

was pretty shitty really, drank a lot and tried to figure out what to do with the present I had bought in advance for her last month.

being single on valentines day was never bad, but newly single kinda fucks you up.

>made shitty risotto
>a bottle of shitty wine
>put on a suit
>mood lighting
My girl is pretty easy to impress, after that minimal effort I was balls-deep all night. Had to drive her to school this morning tho.

eh at least you dont have to deal witht he lying btich no more

refund, sell or give away the gift if it starts bothering you or reminds you of her

Nothing happened.