Objective: Court the Dragoness

Objective: Court the Dragoness

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That I cannot do, my friend. I too am a dragoness.

I don't think a dragon could fit in court let alone understand complex paperwork for being served. I mean maybe if you dress as a pile of gold so you can serve said paperwork when you get brought in to the lair it could work.

LOL, sorry babe, but I am way too busy fighting off local demigods to go and court every random dragoness that's convinced of their own importance. But don't worry, I'm sure the right dragon will come to you soon enough.

*grabs spelunking gear*

What is this blasphemy.

I roll up 'Prince Ali' style with massive money train of cart fulls of gold, gems, servant more than happy to do her bidding, troupe of bards all singing Rick Ross Hustlin' and an army to enforce her rule, may it be long and glorious.

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r u single?

SLAY THE DRAGONESS, GOT IT!

COME, KNIGHTS! WE RIDE!