Critical Role Campaign 2 Episode 6

>you will never have post session sex with laura while she whispers sweet nothings in your her with her shin-chan voice

Does that not make you all the more hard?

Because that makes me fucking diamonds

I love you, Shin-chan-user.

Oh it sure sure does, yes yes.

Why live, desu. Might as as well join Shin-chan's creator right now.

Thought I'd just get this out of the way and remind you that Liam and Sam are crazy enough to make this endgame.

This thread needs more NOTT

Fuck Caleb and Nott end game, I want Liam and Sam to abscond together IRL and be the gay love story I'll never experience.

Why does Matt have such a fetish for strong, independent women? Every time someone with a thread of authority or competence was given in the first campaign, it was always a woman...

... Meanwhile, the men were goofy, incapable or otherwise jokes.

>tfw you will never take the nott

i get a more father-daughter relationship between them

No it does NOTT

Why is Yasha the literally who so popular with these artists?

You say that like shit like Vax/Keyleth and Vax/Percy didn't happen. Give it time.

And Nott at least could be seen as having a little crush on Caleb.

That just makes it better

got a source for that particular pic?

Lesbians and muscles

>Vex
Ah fuck it

Tall, buff, hot got woman who seems DTF. Played by Ashley Johnson, who is a lot of people's waifu.

Put those together and you get a fan favorite.

BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP

>Gilmore
>Earthbreaker Grom
>The Fire Ashari Leader
>Keyleth's dad
>Jamon Saoord
>Scalebearer Vordt

Compare this to:
>Kima
>Percy's sister
>Allura

Most of the authority and/or competent figures were male. Although the "genderfluid" guard from past episodes made me cringe the fuck out

Why do you think Sam and Liam are doing this? It's the only way to live their love.

>all that Jester hamster unicorn fanart
>pic of jester riding hamster unicorn

Can this campaign become where the party follows Jester Magical Realm of Donuts, Dicks and whatever else is in her sketch book. (like that old Oblivion painter mission)

Vex/Percy was weird. I never got a connection between them but apparently there was?

>DISQUALIFIED
>DISQUALIFIED
>DISQUALIFIED
>DISQUALIFIED

>Vax/Percy
Would have been better desu

It's on the front page of Hentai Foundry.

Sure
hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/DrGraevling/573871/A-dick-in-bush-is-worth-two-in-butt

The ultimate edgeship

I just want them to be happy, user. Their love is pure in a way I think few people ever find.

>tfw no paladin Travis for Turalyon shenanigans

Now if only she ever did anything.

>Marisha in a tank top

I hope Matt doesn't mind me lusting after his wife.

Yeah, I mean Vax/Keyleth I could kinda see, but mostly because Liam carried that shit.

You forgot the Emperor being weak and incapable and dying, leaving his wife and daughter alive. Or the girl from that one black dragon city, or the guard captain in Syngorn.

That's a dangerous thing to say 'round these parts user

>baths for caleb

>That fucking sneaky elf again
Well I guess he's the closest to a husbando Monara has.

You forgot
>Percy's torturer
>Hunter's Take leader
>leader of the Ravenites
>strong girl in Whitestone that Grog lost the arm wrestling competition to

you forgot so much female leaders it's not even funny dude

It's what she's good for.

Can you name three "goofy" female characters?

well he doesnt mind everyone at burning man fucking her

>Did you just assume this brave guardsperson's gender?

Eh. I honestly don't care about that shite. Some people have preferences. I have a player in my group who 90 percent of the time will play a female character.

As for me I do it 50/50. Current campaign male, next one female.

>things that didn't happen

>Felisha's character (doesn't count cause it's not his)
>Vax/Vex's half-sister
>Uh...

brave words from a dead man

I'd fuck him instead.

Critical Role is cancer and you all should an hero

>The Emperor
Sure, the emperor was useless. But if there was any competence in Tal'dorei, It was from the Council who, besides Allura, was all male. I'd say they're all useless

>Girl from that black dragon city
She led alongside her mate, Grog's cousin

>guard captain in Syngorn
literally who

>Percy torturer
VM fucked up in letting her life, so she showed up later. Wasn't anywhere more important or capable than the rest of the list

>Hunter Take leader
I'll give you that

>Leader of the ravenites
give you that too

>stron girl in whitestone
literally who

I WANT LAURA BAILEY TO HAVE MY EGG-BABIES

There are 100+ other threads you could be in.
Fuck off.

>Fapped to Astolfo the other day
I'm going to hell anyway, may as well have fun in the process

Fair, though admittedly given her schedule with the show she's on I doubt she'll ever get to realize her full potential.

At least the fan art is good for a fap or three

>literally who

Verdant Guard captain they meet with a side-cut.

>literally who
Remember the Winter's Crest festival? It's the guardswoman that beat Grog in the arm wrestling and I think fucked the Donald Trump expy?

They really should listen to Matt and just kill her character off in that show.

Why not get both for that good menage a trois?

>Jester playful flirting

oh no

Travis is a lucky dude

Six episodes in and they don't even have a plot thread.

I still don't know where this meme/info came from.

I assume the Gnolls were it, if not they're on there way to a city, guaranteed to be plot there

Jester just gave Fjord the fuckeyes.

Women aren't funny. Gilmore's assistant wasn't strong, though, she was Gilmore's straight man. I think that if you genderswapped a lot of characters it'd be even more pandering. Can you imagine swapping the Briarwoods? Want to put women on a pedestal, have the man sacrifice the world for his wife.

Marisha goes to Burning Man without Matt.

Burning Man is notoriously "Bohemian," where free love and casual drug use is something practiced openly in the streets.

Just to make this clear you critical role fans are all nigger loving faggots.
That is all.

>Laura and Travis flirting through their characters
N E X T L E V E L

>Travis and Laura flirting IC

Sure they do. They're making their way up to the magic school, there's something making monster very hungry, and there's gnolls rampaging all over the place

>Marisha goes to Burning Man without Matt.
false

Most of us hate at least 50% of the players

Matt goes with her, he stated in that Q&A he did though that he doesn't do drugs.

So i'm not sure what he does there.

No one read your epic post in the other thread so you had to post it again? Are you perhaps obsessed?

I kinda feel bad for him.

He deserves so much better.

Fuckin Sneed's Feed n Mead

Watches

Keyleth's dad was such a nobody and Jamon was nonbinary, so he doesn't count.

I sincerely hope that the corpses the gnolls took are in order to make their chieftain a Flind. It'd be a good boss for this arc if Matt tweaked the numbers

>I'll come help you :3

>So i'm not sure what he does there.
Watches his wife do drugs and fuck other men

I swear I heard rumours somewhere that here smoking and or drinking before the show was something he'd had to talk to her about

jerk off in the corner while inhales dicks and coke, not necessarily in that order?

>So i'm not sure what he does there.
Fucks other girls of course. There's no meat on Marisha.

sit back and watch people plow his wife

Talk shit with Tals?

Jester in an Apron!
And nothing else

Matt is fairly vocal that he goes to Burning Man in multiple Q&A's and in fact I believe last year it resulted in some tooth damage.

Marrying the ultra-stoner girl from literally every high school sounds like a terrible idea.

He really does

Those three female figures you listed have more showtime than all the others combined, except perhaps Gilmore (who was bisexual?)