>A wandering Orc adventurer becomes the new lawman in a dangerous town of racist humans, elves, dwarves, and hobbits
A wandering Orc adventurer becomes the new lawman in a dangerous town of racist humans, elves, dwarves, and hobbits
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good character concept
Only if you do it Blazing Saddles style
As if it'll be done any other way.
>"it worked in blazing saddles!"
Where's his wise-cracking but lovable Indian goblin sidekick?
What would Gene Wilder be in this scenario?
>there is a local bandit who regularly raids the town
>he actually is a knight, and justifies his cruelty by claiming the people of the town are evil enough to deserve no leniency
>Bail up; throw up your arms.
Stop stealing my campaign, OP.
>the Sherrif is a-
>"Hold it."
>"The next man who makes a move, the greenskin gets it."
>A forgotten artifact of ancient civilization roams the lawless wastelands
>Sometimes he kidnaps skilled artists and demands to be drawn
>"Hold it, men. He's not bluffing."
>Adding quotes on greentext
Are you retarded?
>"It doesn't matter how long my people have been dead - this is still my land."
Yes, he is.
So am I.
>"Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?!"
Play this when he's introduced to your PC's.
why is your hellboy green
up yours, pigger
"What?"
"He said the sheriff is at work."
Came here to post this
>"Hold it, men. He's not bluffing."
>"Listen to him, men! He's just crazy enough to do it!"
>"Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!"
>Where all the human women at?
THEY CALL HIM BOSS
HE'S THE BOSS
BOSS NIGGA!
Up yours, greener!
CALL EM BOOOOSS
BOSS OOOORC
Nice.