Let's create a setting

> It is set in modern earth, though not the same timeline as ours

People have no butts

> it's the timeline where Jews won the Holocaust

>An Army of Jews breaks out of the camps, defeats the Third Reict and establishes a Juden Imperium across Central Europe that lasts for 1000 years.

Are we going by dubs?
>Spain took over Portugal and centralized the HRE

vikings discovered america like in this timeline
except they settled there and founded an empire
instead of Americans there's a race of native american vikings who's culture is a mix of Norse and native american Indian

every country according to their most negative stereotypes

The Kings of America are anointed as vassals by the Russian Emperor of All Africa.

Lets bump it up

People don't go to hell where Satan xirself will drill holes in their testicles with dentist's tools for bumping stillborn threads.