/cyoag/ - CYOA General

Only female cats. Otherwise you are still a faggot even if cats are fine too.

I guess Beri. Since we're BFFs.

It's next to impossible to fuck cat pussy.
Cat butts, however, are a different story.

Burn.

post some rarely seen cyoa

Sir, you have too much knowledge in this.

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It's a cursed life, to be sure.

Is symbiobro still dead?

or just stuff that you like

No. He was banished.

The Anvil

Origins: Abductee
Hull type: Functional
Size: Dreadnought ~16 miles
Stardrive: Fold drive
Real space drive: Inertia drive
Power source: Artificial black hole
Ship intelligence: Ghost
Drawbacks: Lost in space +10
The End of flesh +5
Ebond cut +10
Maid assault +5
Forgotten and lost +5
The Goal is The Hunt +5
Engines of horror +10
Lost fortunes, lost family +10
Secondary systems: Maid deployment
Telepathic control 2
Smart matter 5
Internal heaven array 5
Spacial compression 5
Backup core 5
Chrysalis generator 10
Engineering: Drone command array 5
Heavy drone array 5
Manufactory 5
Shipyard 10
Command core 2
warchive 1
Singularity core 5
Biomedical R&D 5
Scripture aura 5
Gravity tractor 2
Astrometrics 5
Alchemical forge 10
Grand hull 10
Weapons: Buster cannon 1
Warhead launcher 1
Blaster cannon 1
Heavy warhead launcher 5
Hypometric lance projector 10
Defences: Hypermatter augment 5
Subspace hardening 5
Adaptive hull 5
Environmental 5
Singularity block-form mathematics 10
Personal augments: Knowledge download 5
Cybernetic augmentation 5

"Ahoy Class 3-b life-bearing planet! We have detected your planet has been marked for vaporization for the creation of an intergalactic highway. Due to the circumstance and several artifacts also detected on your surface, we are willing to forget the whole ordeal and trade several planetary defensive measures as a sign of good faith in exchange for a particularly interesting item or person we've detected. We grant you 72 local-hours to make a decision. Cheers!"

He was around on Valentine's Day to post porn in the discord, but that's about all I know.

why

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You posted the old version.

For never releasing Galactits despite it being pretty much done.

What's the changes?
Are we gonna see a sequel soon?

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He was a filthy fucking reddit traitor

what a tremendous faggot.

Find me a cyoa older than this

Hint: you can't

>What's the changes?
Page 1:
>wording changes to Venom and Scream
>Anti-Venom gets -1 ability or companion
Page 2:
>wording changes to Resistant, Villain, and Menace!

There are older cyoas, butlikely not in this format. Long long ago, they were game books like the Lone Wolf series. Which is where the name 'CYOA' comes from.

>If you were stuck in a jail cell with an authorfag for a night, who would you want it to be? What would you do/talk about?

Tankista, about ToT development

Choose one:
Bow
Spear

The one with sean connery as one of your potential nemeses

>scorn
Best option, in my opinion
Also useful for what I'm about to do
>Resistant
to both
>regen
>invisible
companions
>reporter
>sidekick
drawbacks
>menace!
>strong willed other

>natural weapons
>strength
So, I'll take care of the publisher by hacking into his computer and posting cheesy pizza.
Bbefore I do that, I tell the reporter to gun for his job. She gets Publisher, I get the heat off my back. Then I just save the world with my sidekick-gf. Scorn doesn't have that much of a strong will than 'be unemotional' and I'm pretty much that already/

>no become the deer option
shit cyoa is shit

I was going to say "beri" but is best.
Picking Rosanon and making him feel like a girl is okay too.

Spear is the only true option

HIGHLANDER WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?

being a tyrant

someone said a nasty word about her like three weeks ago so shes busy crying about it

because her skin is literally made of wet tissue paper

Her contrymen finally caught up with her and she was sentenced to 5 honor killings.

You have basically no protection besides your haul, making you incredible susceptible to boarding and penetrating damage, even more so than regular ships not to mention super-ships like yours. Your build is great but this one flaw makes me think I would have an easy time dealing with you space-ship.

Bows of this time were not developed enough to outperform the spear in most situations, the spar is clearly superior.

the doggo

So, I notice that whenever there is a chick guiding you, the player, in a CYOA I either choose her or want to choose her as the waifu. Is this normal?

PaG IV when? Magi Bloodlines when? We need more loli babas

Do a meta-cyoa about meeting (You)s from different cyoas, allying with them to fight an asshole version of you gone mad with power. Summon yourself as a guardian spirit, have your repressed desire for heroism a persona or stand, bang your female version that is way more sexy than she should be.

You seem to have a fetish for women in positions of authority.
How is your relationship with your mother?

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Fuck off Freud no matter my preferences you will llink it to my mother!

>Work together with all the versions of yourself and achieve perfection by covering each others flaws

You seem to be upset at someone bringing up your mother. How is your relationship with her?

>Every single version of you has a single, exploitable flaw, on top of the ones each indidual may or may not have.
>Including evil you

When Italics get his shekels.

Are having a comfy thread this time?

Are you a fucking newfag or something?

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Are you a fucking newfag or something?

>Threadly Question(s); If you were stuck in a jail cell with an authorfag for a night, who would you want it to be? What would you do/talk about?
Angelanon. Rough, penetrative sex in the missionary position with her receiving.

>newfag
If you use this word then we all know you've been here for two months max

>see the newfag struggle for an original comeback
>this kills the newfag

I'm thinking on working on a CYOA other than the husbando thing i can't write up convincing men for.
How does this sound?

>You're given an option of picking several swords, either four lesser, two lesser and one greater, two greater or one mystery box sword.
>Each sword is inhabited by an entity which requires a specific form of sacrifice for it's powers - three different per sword, and an extra "overfed" power from which there's no turning back.
>However, it's also possible to refuse to sacrifice, at which point the entity may try to trick/seduce/bribe/strongarm you into sacrificing - three different intensities.
>If you refuse to sacrifice for four days, one more than there are intensities, the sword and it's entity flip into a rough opposite of itself, with similarly three powers, overfed mode, three intensities when denied and an option to invert back to the original sword by starving it, like with the original sword.

For example, you could have a Sword of Greed which demands money for it's powers: granting godlike business sense for one portion, a nose for unclaimed riches for two, literal "lead to gold" alchemy for three and consigns everything in a given radius to your ownership when overfed. If denied, increasing amounts of favors would be offered in exchange for even one portion, until the Sword starves and inverts into the Sword of Mesenates, requesting acts of altruism for it's powers - one for always having what you need, two for an otherwise free gift of your choice and three for magically replenishing bag of gold coins - and makes everyone around you altruistic and selfless when overfed, while begging, grovelling and pleading, trying to guilt trip you into acts of altruism if you try to starve it back to the Sword of Greed.

It's a good general idea, but in reality oldfags will occasionally drag out old memes where they apply.

aRe yoU A fUckINg NEwFag or sOMetHinG
If you want to be unoriginal at least put a little flair on it faggot.

>four fucking swords
There's a reason most swordsmen tended to stick to one sword, two swords tops. Anyone who carries around four swords is a fucking joke.

kek

newfag detected

Maybe make it not only swords, but also spears, axes, etc.

It's monster hunter style swords. You need one for each element, each status, one for raw only, one for sharpness, one for each of your super gimmicky armor sets and about 50 just for the looks.

seem interesting but the mystery box option would not work in conjunction with the way you are building it. You should go into this cyoa blind like the doors one since knowing the outcome would kind o ruin it, so having a mystery box is either repetitive at best.

Green and Red are the only acceptable choices here.

>monster hunter style swords
While I hate the concept, I'd play it.

Do they have to be swords (or weapons at all), though? Maybe just spirits, and give a number of housing options (which could include weapons such as swords).
That aside, the whole feeding/inversion thing sounds interesting.

What, you don't want to murder the gods by whacking them with guitars until they explode?

I said I'd do it, didn't I? It's just not my style really.

How is progress in your OC, user?

Good point. Maybe mix it up with other weapons like said, or add non-sword housings like said. It helps i don't have to shoehorn combat applications to weapons inhabitet by "confy" entities with this plan.

This confuses me, though. Considering the basic "story" premise is that you're brought to a generic mystery company warehouse by the sales rep and asked to take some swords so they'll stop keeping the workers awake with their constant inversion flipflopping, you'd think the company had somewhat detailed records on each sword, and the only reason the mystery box swords were mystery boxes is that they're *classified*.

close to 5/6 written. I may deliver this weekend.

Near finished, one section and a half to go, then some lookovers to balance, catch typos and lore inconsistencies and its ready to go.

>non-sword housings
I like this idea. Maybe shift the entire concept away from just swords to equipment, or maybe anything at all including odd standalone options like mounts or other accessories.

HAHAHA no, you either go yellow or Greene or you fuck off you immoral degenerate.

mavis or daisy cyoag, I can't decide
they're both cute
and don't say both, I don't want both

Yeah, it's fairly natural. As the Narrator, she's getting an inordinate amount of time to build a voice and present herself as a rounded character compared to any waifu options other than her that the CYOA presents.

She's also a female entity (fictional though she may be) talking to (You). If you're starved for that in real life the direct interface probably pushes your buttons.

SO you are not making this a blind pick kind of deal.. then yeah a mystery box is a perfectly good way to make the choices more interesting. I was under the impression you would chose the sword with minimal knowledge and THEN get more information about it.

Husbando CYOA is on hiatus until i work out how to write attractive men (no homo),
Hog CYOA and Retro Game CYOA aren't even started yet,
Pinball CYOA just needs images and a few table part descriptions and the flash applet to go with itwhich is going to crash and fail
And i've started work on...well,

>Not taping the four swords together for four times more damage
The only one here who sounds like a fucking joke is you

user, that's a female deer.

Blue or Red are the only ones that aren't fundamentally frivolous.

Really? I would need to touch her behind to be sure...

>Mystic swords with a myriad of different propierties and enchantments
>Somehow it is absolute madness to carry multiple swords so you can use the one witch the situation requires most

>real life
>having many different gun options will literally save your life
>soldiers still won't do it
You'd have multiple owned, but you wouldn't carry around a huge mess of them at one time.

>Husbando CYOA is on hiatus until i work out how to write attractive men (no homo)
You can't.

>Maweegio strode into the room, hairy beergut jiggling with every trod of his leathery feet as his horn like brown cracked toenails clacked on the pristine tiles of Princess Blindsight's boudoir. "It's a me, My Love" he belched with fetid breath, smelling faintly of gyros and kippers...

1. write girl
2. remove girl parts
result: attractive man

Do dumb kids really believe this shit?

>You can't.
I gotta. I challenged myself to make a husbando CYOA for that fujoshianon who yelled about husbando CYOAs last year.
I'm not gonna lose to myself!

Yeah man, show that guy who's the boss. He's a real asshole.

>until i work out how to write attractive men
Literally just write the different bro cliches.
Successful bro, gym bro, bro bro, etc.
Gay people like them for being people, not for being gay. Just write people and the dicks will follow.