What's the most sexually graphic thing that you've ever let a PC do during campaign?

The party captured two thieves; a boy friend and girlfriend who were just stealing food to stay alive, I thought that if the PC's jumped to conclusions and injured them it'd be a good side story to help them, plus they had some world info to share.
Now, a female player plays a very attractive female PC. She decided to bang the guy in front of the girl, and then do the girl too. They're her 'followers' now, and she's brainwashing/conditioning them.

Had a PC allow himself to be sexually assaulted by his faerie patron. The Fair Folk are into some kinky shit.

Described a character's half-orc barbarian wife as "riding him like a charging war boar."

A character cursed to being a dickgirl describing how she surprise buttsecks the slutty half-elf.

PC who due to some random table roles got a pacifist trait in a post-apoc game, and often used her body to negotiate things, because she of some gene therapy traits she had from her background making her have pussy to die for.

Probably a few more I can't be arsed to think of this late.

dunno if it's necessarily sexual but in a recent one-off, playing as a mouse person rogue, I thrust a rapier up this elf's butt, accompanying it with a vivid description. The rest of the table was slightly disturbed but took it in stride.

and for the record, since I was much shorter than the elf, shoving it up his bum seemed to be a rather logical conclusion

Wasn't the DM of this game but 1 PC became a noble after his parents were killed during a loyalty purge by the empress. Other PC joined later and was the knight for the Noble. Knight wanted to get married and did it the old fashioned way: Asked his noble to find him a suitable wife to strengthen their noble house. Finds one and they get married, as a joke the Knight asks how well their wedding night was. Rolled for it and got 90s on a d100. Had a pretty decent description of how she couldn't walk the next few days and that the noise being made was loud enough that others came into their home to check on them and ended up watching the show.

Your bigger problem is playing a rat folk (fur race), while doing stuff like that. You already have a bad reputation, now your just taking the thing that makes you look bad and making it a point.
Plus the vivid description doesn't help, but at least that by itself could have been moved passed.
Also being a dick girl doesn't help with making you look like a magical realm fetish fur fag.

Not that user but the dickgirl was a different post.

A player is playing a half(not half)-kami catboy.
He's a crossdresser and homosexual.
He has a massive cock.
He has raped at least 5 people.
He also had sex with a catgirl of his race. She rated it 4/10.

That's fucked up but kinda hot.

Pulled the Gem car from DOMT and had sex with the pile of gold while the rest of the party was broke and off fighting monsters

>half(not half)-kami catboy.
What did he mean by this?

You see, when a kami really, really likes a catgirl, and a catgirl really likes a kami, but the kami really just actually likes the catgirl's husband and since he refused his advances he fucks his wife and cucks him...

But where does the (not half) come from?

That's turbo gay

I was in party at the time, not DM
>In slut house
>interrogation succubus for information
>after interrogation half-ling thief and human female Paladin begin to have sex with succubus
> what is then described by DM was a BDSM, lesbian, happy, spider, fuck time.
>Paladin did not fall because sex with a demon was in the name of the greater good
>my character does not know what to think on, because his younger siblings where slaughtered by a succubus

I can already tell that PC is the most annoying of the group.

>Reverse cucking
Patrician fetish.

Film a gay porno.

Attacked a fairly large city then captured as many as they could alive, made 2 rows of stockades facing each other a few hundred long, plopped the men in one row and women in the other trying to keep wife and kids within the same area as eachother, and then let their army go at them sexually until the relief army the city called for showed up to that sight.
I honestly just like seeing where the PC's take shit so long as they can justify it outside purely sexual reasons. The wizard was harvesting bottled despair, defeat, hopelessness, anger, joy, vengeance, every damn emotion under the sun basically to animate and fuel pseudo-warforged, we had a shit ton of hostages we could have sold as slaves or for ransom, a wall of meat for first defense, and something to make the army the PC's were running less ornery about being forcefully drafted then marched across the continent. Side bonus the opposing army kept failing WIS checks at the continued orgy so plenty fled the field due to the fact it was something like 10:1 murderous rape mob army to the finest farmers the king could recruit when they first arrived and it kept getting worse.
At the end we still wound killing something like 200+ of the males because they could only find so many arenas needing new competitors or slavers or slaveships needing laborers.

He isn't half, he's less than half.
The half comes from an ancient Veeky Forums meme, y'know half-fae catboy.

I played an elven concubine (male) attached to the young noble PC of the party. He was from a kingdom where servants could be inherited and got it from his crazy uncle. He was also completely straight, but nice enough to the elf that he liked him. But not enough to keep him from toying with the noble boy by subtly insinuating the two were fucking in order to fluster him for his amusement.

Which made it that much more delicious when the two actually started fucking and his reactions became 200% more flustered but at this point the party just thought it was still the elf memeing on them.

He's 0% kami?

technically not camping and I was one of the players, but I think it's relevant enough to post. The PCs were on a military patrol with a new commander who was an asshole. After talking with the other soldiers, we decided to pull a "prank" on him. One of the PCs knocked him out, then stole his clothes and tied him to a tree while several of the soldiers berated him, spat on him or even hit him. Eventually another PC decided to tie him to the bottom of his horse, it wound up similar to although he didn't die and wasn't fed to dogs. By the time the troop arrived back at town they decided that maybe it wouldn't be a great idea to let this guy live after torturing him like that because he might get them in trouble so one of the PCs took him out back to kill him in private, then tried to make violent love to the body. He couldn't get it up though, so he just smacked the body up some more.
This was when we were in high school and it was maybe our 4th or 5th session.

Held hands with her 5 ft shorter crush. with interlocking fingers.

Got my GM to incorporate youtube.com/watch?v=yYrnW2xB5bA into my PCs backstory.

you sick fuck

Prolly like 1/32 or so

>He couldn't get it up though
Was this the sort of system where you'd have to roll for an erection?

The party stumbled in on my fey lord character having raw, feral sex with a dragoness.
Fortunately since she was in full dragon form and his inhuman form is a thing of shadows and smoke, the two of them managed to play it off as sparring since the whole thing looked like she was trying to smack his shit while he fought back.
No one is any the wiser as to what they were really up to.

My players hid an ancient artficat inside the vagina of an elven slave girl that they'd previously saved in order to pass through a checkpoint filled with dangerous mercenaries.

They managed to pass inspection without anyone finding out about their ruse and the artifact remained hidden until they took it out twelve hours later.

Not inherently lewd, but there's some nudity involved!

>Maid RPG
>Roll for everything during character creation
>Roll an Android Maid
>Traits and flaws and shit are kept privately between players and DM/Mistress
>"Find out more about everyone's characters in game as we go"
>Little ways in so everyone revealing their stress explosions one by one
>Dangerously close to mine, and hoping the circumstances aren't too bad
>Sickly paralyzed from waist down GMPC Mistress
>My PC tasked to assist in bathing her this time
>All rolls good, earning me some favor tonight!
>"Built to serve!" and all
>Catboy trap fumbles roll and breaks memorial urn
>You fuckin wot?
>Triggers Mistress Stress Explosion, tantrum
>Quickly try to calm her down remind her she's naked, and wet, and to mind her poor health
>Tries climbing me to leave bath to let Catboy trap have it
>Her tantrum eventually triggers my own Stress Explosion, violence
>Rolled Chainsaw weapon
>Full on MURDER.EXE
>Forearms splits and a chainsaw rotates out
>Literally tear her shit all up through to her navel
>No feeling so not much screaming until already too late
>Head Maid got it next coming to check what the commotion was, chewed through her arm and into her chest
>Catboy trap PC fled the mansion and survived
>Finally calmed down as the innocent bookworm who was forced into hiding had the blade halfway through her neck
>Run to fetch medical supplies
>Find her obviously very dead
>Goes to report to head maid or Mistress
>Finds scene out of DooM
>"Oh, would look at this mess?"
>Start mopping up
>End session

And somehow it was all MY fault the DM wanted a chill no conflict session, but wouldn't let me reroll the obvious murder spree waiting to happen

Not much, really. Nobody really tapped into this area much. One female player had her character wear a chainmail bikini in a comedic campaign and run around seducing enemies and beating them one by one. Not much else.

Not him, but personally I always Fade to Black with a few rolls

>Charisma save
>Performance with favored stat modifier
>Con check

The PC's gained control of a small tribe of kobolds that were living in a cave on some land they were given by the King. Rather than wipe them out, we decided that we could use them and started a kobold selective breeding program. We killed off the weakest and purpose bred the strongest and smartest ones. Our artificer and wizard went of the deepend with magical sexperimentation. Eventually went out to capture a young male silver dragon that was causing political problems in the area, clipped its wings and chained it up in the cave as "breeding stock" for the kobolds (our bard and wizard also fucked it a few times because they thought having a half-dragon kid would be cool). In the end, we had a tribe of fanatically loyal dragonwrought kobolds the size of dragonborn that we used as Elite Guards.

We did all this in the background while building a fortress on the land (at request of the King) and governing a burgeoning trade village that sprung up around it.

You are incorrect
The real problem is the meta gaming DM’s wife

That's hot as fuck.

You really need to get out more

>seducing an orc is like fighting a bear, except this time your erection has a purpose.

Fuck off 7' women made of muscle and green are hot.

Holy shit I don't know. I think it was when one my players and the NPC he was dating at the time decided to get some pre-apocalyptic sex, because y'know. They might end up dead the next day.

My players aren't very big on explicit sexy stuff anyway.

>Ok, you know those schlongish things on the Teletubbies' heads? I had a PC get gangbanged with those.
What in the-
>It was Maid
Oh no okay it makes sense.

>I fucked a chick I'm a bar
Holy fucking shit that chick was a straight up badass to take on an ENTIRE BAR

How did you roleplay being a bar, though?

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OK. Here's a story I'm not proud of.

I was playing in a Cyberpunk 2020 game in college. I was no virgin, but I was in the midst of a much-too-long dry spell. My character was a private eye, and he was a real wiseass.

A new player joined our group, a female lady person (gasp!). Her character was also a female lady person.

Honestly, IRL I wasn't attracted to her, but her character was hot so my character put the moves on hers. It worked and they made the beast with two backs.

IRL, I had been through such a dry spell that I was ecstatic for my character. I cheered and hooted and ran up to the blackboard (we played at night in empty classrooms on campus) and quickly drew sexual positions on the 'board: 69, doggy, missionary, etc etc etc. Then I giggled and cackled as I chalked arrows and lines from one to another to another to another and back and around and everything.

I did all of this in front of the entire game group. They all just watched and stared and wondered what was wrong with me.

That's some serious autism user.
We've all done some dumb shit, but damn.
You still talk to them?

The DM let me straight up get jiggy with a dire wolf chick so we could propagate her species. In wolf form. And it was described. (I was a werewolf)

They were laughing about it, but I was into it, they don't know about how much of a furry feralfag I am.

In the setting we were using male elves took like 18 hours to cum. It's how the elven population was so low compared to how long they live.

The gm used some random antagonist generator he found online and ended up with a serial rapist who ended up being elven. So one of the players ended up getting captured, tied to a bed, and so on.

Yeah, it actually didn't do any lasting harm to my reputation or the game. I spazzed out, they mostly thought it was just silly, and life carried on. I'm lucky to game with cool people.

That sounds awesome, user.

Amen!

Jester is that girl, Laura Bailey just gets away with it because she’s very sexy while Marisha has the sex appeal of a newborn giraffe.

Marisha>Ashley>Laura
I just can't stand Jester's voice and mannerisms.

>I'll take "stories that didn't happen" for $50

I gotta admit, you and your group sound like an unlikable bunch of creeps.

>In the end, we had a tribe of fanatically loyal dragonwrought kobolds the size of dragonborn that we used as Elite Guards.

So you enslaved them, murdered their families, forced them to breed, then tortured and mutilated and raped a dragon, then forced the kobolds to have sex with IT... and they're fanatically loyal to you? That's not how such things work.

Also, you're a bad person and you should feel bad about yourself.

I held hands with a NPC elf once which was a spur of a moment kind of thing.
It was only because her childhood friend was slain by the local gentry.

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You sick mother-
I’ll bet you wanted to lend her a shoulder to cry on, take her to a nice dinner, fall in love and get married and have children didn’t you? thats one of my magical realms

No, I'm not a lesbian.

Could always adopt

What anime is this?

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Dwarf-sized Daeva Vampire acted as a male prostitute for a male client in order to steal (back) a suitcase of rough diamonds.

So you enslaved them, murdered their families, forced them to breed, then tortured and mutilated and raped a dragon, then forced the kobolds to have sex with IT... and they're fanatically loyal to you? That's how the Janissary worked in the Ottoman Empire (more or less).

Also, you guys are aweome people. Would play with anytime.

Don't look at me like that user I don't know my weeb shit I just like masterbating to it

A player ran his mouth to an elf he wanted to bang, and ended up getting another player into a situation where he had money stuffed up his ass. To be clear, if they did bang, it would have been only a fade to black moment with no actual description.

>be ome of my players, an old man virgin gnome wizard
>have decent charisma
>have comically terrible luck with ladies
>brag to female elf who pitties him
>lie to impress her
>sounds real and she won't ever be able to find out truth
"Yeah, I'm actually scheduled to perform at the big tavern one town over next week"
>she says she can come watch
oh shit
>tell her its no big deal
>downplay it and tell her it's not all that great
>she wants to watch still
>still want to bang elf
>hatch plan
>contact tavern
>schedule show
>owner is fine because its free entertainment
>one catch
>it will be a comedy show
>challengeaccepted.png

At this point, I realised I may have made a mistake.

Read the filename, user.

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Alright I’m curious, was the money up the ass part of the comedy show? Was the elf satisfied with the attempt?

As a GM, it honestly never came up. It was mostly violence and heroes blushing.

As a player, I’ve tried to whore out our zombie loli in an attempt to distract a guard. She honestly didn’t mind. Every time my character comes across an unusual sentient species she asks about its dick. She’s honestly just wants to know if the two zombies sharing 1.5 bodies has one dick or two.

Alright I'll bite. What kind of campaign are you playing, what kind of system, and what kind of magnificent shenanigans are you usually up to ?

Should have asked for her input on the matter and handed her a board marker too. It's never failed me.

It's what brought us together in the first place, really. It doesn't help they encourage each other and I technically enable it but the idea factory we have going has been a gold mine for exporting solid ideas to other campaigns I DM or play.
Ex: those pseudo warforged are the BBEG in a 5e I'm running with a FLGS gamenight group. Nobody knows their origins or why some of them just sit there weeping or screaming uncontrollablt instead of being rage zombies like the rest and they probably never will.

Goddamn thats one sexy fat gnome.

>implying my lewd games aren't legit campaigns
Sir, I wrote the history of an entire solar system wide civilization, plotted out a reason the party needs to deal with said government, and outlined their military tactics in a game technically meant for erotic solos.

Right now it’s Nechronica, the game where everyone plays as the undead and tries to not re-die. None of us players know anything about the setting, making the adventure all the more fun. Last week we stole a freighter boat from some asshats who took us hostage. I personally spent a literal half hour trying to bullshit past the guards to the captain’s room to kidnap him. I had them going for a bit, until I learned that they could read Russian. The other players just readied for battle and went “I wanna see where this goes”.

Got shot in the ass for my trouble, but got to see two robots David and Goliath for a while.

Windows 10 fucked me. Continuing.
Next session, I'm holding it to him, hoping this won't happen, but still being morbidly interested at how it might go. I give him a fair warning
>warn him he can't just roll for everything
ok
>warn him she's expecting a magic show
ok
>warn him she'll probably be disappointed
ok
>warn him he's only getting paid in tips
ok

He's not going to back down.
>be comedy gnome
>enlist barbarian Orc and Dragonborn paladin to help
>make bard agree to help too if it starts off well since he doesn't want his reputation to suffer
>tell elf chick she can get in for free
Everyone gets in for free, but it still made him sound cool. Night of the performance rolls around, and the player actually does a great job.
>tells stories
>joke about the audience, management, and local authorities within reason
>barbarian comes out for some tricks including bench pressing audience members
>paladin does some fire tricks that concern manager
>barbarian gets a bit wild, and starts pole dancing on a support beam
>gets a bit wilder
>throws cheap shirt into audience
>female bard is getting into it, and has an idea
>screams "Let's make it hail"
>throws money to get crowd started
>coins only, so it is indeed hailing
>Gnomey gets an idea
>enlarge person
>barbarian is now even bigger than before
>bends over in front of audience, and spreads ass, causing owner to get upset
>dragonborn calms him down, but agrees heartily after she sees what the bard is doing
>she puts a fucking gold coin up his ass
>others begin doing this too
>barbarian can take it
At this point, I asked if he wanted to stop, and reminded him that there should be about 20 seconds of enlargement left. Barbarian boy calls to paladin, who understands what's up next, and runs out a door near the stage.
>Gnome and bard take the stage and begin singing and performing
>paladin and barbarian are in back alley rolling for bludgoning damage and eating their lay on hands points.

After all was said and done, their tips thrown and extracted from the barbarian's ass were more than enough to pay for the fines from law enforcement for their questionable show and the damages to a central support structure that were discovered later. The barbarian went through ass-hell, but said it was worth it to get the old gnome wizard laid.

They banged happily ever after.

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Beautful, I love a happy ending.

I've told this one few times but what the hell, I'll tell it again.
Beer and pretzels 3.5 campaign set in MTGs ravinca, everyones drinking and/or smoking herb.
Playing Donk, a dumb as bricks half vamp gnoll with a belt that could make him large sized.
Rats in the basement turned out to be wererats. Killed those and moved deeper into the huge as dungeon that was under this tavern. Killin shit getting loot, the usual. A love potion drops, works on the drinker and whomever in line of sight the drinker choses. Gnome wizard snaps that shit up.
Oh no, Plague zombies again. Shortstack wild elf rogue gets bit. Wizard rushes over "here drink this" she does. "Now take the cure" he'd slipped her the love pot. She could have chosen anyone in the party. The half elf barbarian, the halfling rogue, the gnomish pyromancer. But no, she puts it to a die roll and for reasons unknown includes the salvering (literally) bloodthirsty murder dog that stands nearly twice her height without the belt in this fucking roll. Rolls the dog. We both fail piss easy will saves. Love is in the air.
Long story short we get back to the tavern, eating and drinking. Finally turn in for the night. She pushes the snu snu button. She winds up face down, ass up on the bed pinned by Donk. Who then proceeds to turn her borderline small sized virgin pussy into a wizards sleeve. Damage was even rolled, nearly knocked her unconscious. Screams draw the party. Door is kicked in. They see her cashing in her one way ticket to pound town and get a nightstand hurled at them by an angry gnoll for barging in. Wisely retreat. The next day she can barely walk. Npc cleric trys to fix her wrecked ass snatch but even magic can't un-Donk that pussy for less than 750GP. No one ponys up the cash and she can't afford it. Wizard half regretting his funny little prank now. Donk very happy to have someone to use his post fight erection on. DM to drunk to stop laughing. All in all a funny night.

>she's brainwashing/conditioning them.
Ruined it

>>bends over in front of audience, and spreads ass,

I kinda want to play a female barbarian cursed by clan enemies with a dick for the 'crime' of acting too manly and kicking ass alongside her male kin.

But even in that case don't see me wanting to do anything drawn out & explicit with it.
Is there really any appeal to describing such activities at length instead of fading to black.

If you've got that kind of itch you want to scratch, go to flist or something.

Would be better if she had just fucked the boy. Fucking them both and keeping them as pets sounds a bit like magical realm campaign, and pushes a bit my suspension of desbelief.

What if literal magic was involved?

>raping a cute boy in front of his girlfriend
Literally puke material right there, there is no purpose to it and it's just there to make the players feel bad.
Fucking disgusting.

You sound like you are focusing overly much on this specific situation.

Isn't PC's just raping people for kicks in general pretty fucked up?