OH SHIT

>midget butler
life ain't so bad

This is a frogwife

Sounds like my mother, thx for info.

Ive never rolled before

Rolled 355 (1d1000)

Human.

Grail Pilgrim?

there's first time to everything

Rolled 971 (1d1000)

D W A R F
W
A
R
F

You're an awesome warrior peasant

Rolled 539 (1d1000)

It's like a grimy Isekai
Elf

Dwarf Rolling

Humanity FTW!

Rolled 968 (1d1000)

Human

Never rolled before on Veeky Forums. Lets hope I don't look like a retard.

Rolled 672 (1d1000)

Human of course.

Rolled 168 (1d1000)

Crap. lets try that again.

I forgot to say Human, but I'm human and I'm a camp follower. Could be worse

...

elf

human

Hue.

Rolled 924 (1d1000)

Ratfolk

Rolled 509 (1d1000)

and now with the dice

Rolled 967 (1d1000)

FUCK ALLA YALL I'M GONNA BE A SQUID

Filthy skaven use a d100 table.

Rolled 852 (1d1000)

Gnome

Rolled 41 (1d1000)

my favorite system!!! rolling

Hah! I'm a male (male) and I'm not pretty. I'm going to be eaten and killed at worse, not raped and eaten and killed.

>Squid Whaler

Today, life is something amazing.

Dorf.

...

Rolled 763 (1d1000)

Oops.

Elven shit shoveler.

Dwarf Soldier. Huh. Didn't think it'd be so generic.

Rolled 639 (1d1000)

R-r-rollan as a dwarf

Rolled 361 (1d1000)

Elf
what system is this from?

Rolled 798 (1d1000)

One more try
WFRP

WFRP2e.

A dwarf student, yay books I guess.

Rolled 784 (1d1000)

Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2nd Edition. Fun as hell, I switched to it from 5e last year
Halfling

>Marine
Aw fuck
thanks lads

Rolled 345 (1d1000)

Eh I'll ry a real race this time. Give me...halfling.

Rolled 407 (1d1000)

Human

...

dice+1d1000

Rolled 619 (1d1000)

Dwarf

OUTriders hoooo!

I'm a tard

What is a horned hunter

A big naked guy with an axe.

Barbarian

Rolled 735 (1d1000)

Humie.
I am prepared.

>Halfling Grave Robber
Fuckin Raider's Charm.

A guy that loves the god of nature and lives in the woods

Warhammer rogues are the best

Rolled 990 (1d1000)

Human, let's gooooo

Why do your career compendium pastes look so pixely mate?

Because I'm a filthy phoneposter

dice+d1000
Sure why not

dice+1d1000
Oops let's try that again (human)

Put the dice in the "Options" section.

Rolled 416 (1d1000)

shit its been awhile since i've rolled
Halfling

The fuck is a Litigant?

Halfling Lawyer needs a stool to cross-examine witnesses

Rolled 655 (1d1000)

Halfling mother fucker

Rolled 791 (1d1000)

Hooray for worst isekai.

Dorf

>Dwarf
>Ships
Worst isekai indeed

A lawyer.

Rolled 433 (1d1000)

halfling

>a halfling mercenery
how very exciting

Rolled 971 (1d1000)

Rolling!

Is that a riff on murderhobos, or is there some interesting historical application of that word I'm ignorant to?

I feel like it has to be a joke about the "ideal adventurer" since I literally cannot find anything about what else it could mean.

Dorf

Mercenary, well time to go off to the front lines and die like a bitch to some random arrow.

Rolled 148 (1d1000)

Elf
Make me something pretty

I've thought about it and it might be a pun based on the Latin roots where you could also torture the meanings a bit to have it add up to 'someone who starts struggles.'
Or maybe it's just dog latin for 'professional antagonist.'

Great, I'm a poledancer

Rolled 877 (1d1000)

halfling raconteur for maximum comfy

Steals the shiny bits off the corpse
Steals the corpse

More like royal marine ie tough
Not dumb American cannon fodder

Hey, at least you're pretty.

Rolled 695 (1d1000)

Elf

Rolled 654 (1d1000)

Human

So warhammer mixed martial arts

How do I determine my race?

Normally you choose, but you can roll too

>32 characters rolled
>1 person that can use magic
I am unsure of how to feel about this

Rolled 768 (1d1000)

big money no whammies!