Guys I was thinking to hire my ATF for 1 hour so she can come dressed as a Wizard for the first hour of my game to spice things up and to set the side quest.
Would it be awkward to have a sexy woman dressed slutty for an hour or so at the table? I want her to say a few things in character then she can have a few snacks with us and leave.
But you don't have any friends to play with.
I have no idea what ATF stands for in this context.
Going by the image, I wouldn't mind that kind of company at the table as long as they don't try stuff on the table.
All Time Favourite.
It's weird as fuck.
Just fuck her pussy then leave
Why do you call an scort an All Time Favorite?
It is the scort I like to fuck the most.
You know... I've fucked 20+, there is one that I enjoy the most and I keep hiring because she is the one I liked the most.
You need help user.
Makes sense...I'd find a bit awkward to have a scort in my gaming session mostly because he link to the DM is purely sexual and in a way, it feels weirdly like being included in the DM's sexual life. Also, if she's given a script, even if she plays it well, doesn't mean she's necessarily a good roleplayer and wouldn't be able to improvise if questioned as an NPC. And if she's just reading lines, it could be a bit weird to just sit there, have a hot chick say stuff at you that you're not suppose to reply, and then wait for her to leave.
However, if your group would be more chill with that, it could be fun.
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I'm agreeing with . I mean, seriously, is it that hard to get laid that you need to pay for it? I joined Fetlife and a few dating sites, and I've got three girls I can call up any time to mess around with. Hell, I know two of them are down for things no Escort would be willing to do.
Good for you normie.
or you can just roleplay her character like any normal dm would.
The average scort is less likely to have an STD than a Tinder hook up
>hire prostitute to dress as disheveled princess
>tell her to hide in my room until i call her out
>party has been in labyrinth trying to rescue a princess
>they finally get her out and bring her home
>call out the escort
>she asks which brave hero she needs to thank for her rescue
>guy playing bard claims the prize (of course)
>she brings him into my room and locks the door
>mfw he forgot to check for traps
Depends heavily on your location
>eriously, is it that hard to get laid that you need to pay for it?
Yes.
Granted, getting a prostitute is really inefficient money wise. Especially in the states, you're better off getting a doll or planning a trip to Europe where you fuck some whores and do some other things as well.
>>mfw he forgot to check for traps
my sides
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what even dose that...
ah...
so the real question then
is do you catan?
This wouldn't be the strangest thing the escort has done, or the strangest thing I've seen at a D&D table.
I like escorts. They are way the fuck cheaper then paying an assistant to keep an out of town client entertained and conformable.
Escorts are cheap and zero drama, and everyone goes in knowing what it's about. It's an option.
Hardly a normie. Diagnosed Sperg, anime club in High School, unironically played Adventure Quest at one point...
It's more likely that I just have few qualms about playing the short game of appearing confident and be nice enough that I can establish a connection long enough to give women with low self-esteem enough validation that they're willing to do whatever for me. Ironically these are the same women who spew their Shit over how horrible "heteronormative men" are.
There's white-Knighting, and then there's understanding that paying enough lip-service to the SJW agenda without looking pathetic opens more pairs of legs and allows girls to be "sex-positive."
This is also the basis for why the #MeToo thing happened, guys got to cocky with how easily manipulated Libtard women are.
Yeah, that sounds like a retarded game of drama where you have to lie about a bunch of shit to maybe get laid.
That's much more pathetic then just hiring a professional to scratch an itch for you and sounds more expensive unless your time is worth nothing to you or anyone else.
Never do this it is stone cold weird, would creep me out as a player if you had a prostitute just hiding in a closet waiting to jump out.
She wouldn't be in a closet, she'd be dressed as a Wizard since the moment they come in my apartment lol
>planning a trip to Europe where you fuck some whores
Word of warning though - (East) Euro "whore" (the kind you find readily available at a whorehouse) is your equivalent of fastfood place - serve many customer, at questionably quality, possibly with lot of additives you never really asked for.
Instead you can get some local girl to accompany you for the money - it doesn't make her a whore as long as you're the one making the offer and she "gives in". You can get plenty of fun for 1000zl a weekend (~300 in capitalist money) plus the cost of food, drinks and accommodation.
>"Hey guys my prostitute is coming over to play a wizard for money because I want to look at her tits or whatever"
OP is magical realm incarnate (pun initially not intended). That said, you should inform your players of the situation ("I want to hire my favorite prostitute to come play a wizard lol") and if they're okay with it I see no real problem.
Why roasties hate sexworkers so much? You can tell right away who's a woman ITT
The same reason "traditional" taxi services hate Uber.
Competitive contestant for something they hoped to have monopolized.
For a second I was worried about OP's dog.
Pfft. No you aren’t.
>ATF
What an unfortunate acronym.
t. actually had a friend visited by them.
>Would it be awkward to have a sexy woman dressed slutty for an hour or so at the table? I want her to say a few things in character then she can have a few snacks with us and leave.
Heavily depends on your players.
>Why roasties hate sexworkers so much? You can tell right away who's a woman ITT
Better service for better price.
...assuming I'm remembering my terminology correctly, wouldn't a sex worker be a roastie by definition?
>t. actually had a friend visited by them.
Did they shoot his dog, flash bang his kids or tie his toddler to a radiator?
>or the strangest thing I've seen at a D&D table
Got some stories?
Do you think she can stay in character and make the players believe she's not going to make fun of them the second she leaves?
If I had the money to pay a quality escort so I could fuck without having to deal with insane female bullshit, I would.
Because they put a definitive price on the only thing most women have going for them. And when a man knows the price, he knows when it's not worth it.
>a game of drama where you have to lie about a bunch of shit to maybe get laid
But that's half the fun.
You should have her do sexual things for the rest of your group.
To their penors
No, they're professionals and work for a living.
Delightfully devilish.
I don't think that's relevant.
As I've heard it, "roastie" is a term made up by /r9k/ to demonstrate their completely inability to understand female anatomy, since they haven't seen a vagina since the day they were born. Basically they think that vaginas prolapse if they get used more than one or two times, thus resembling roast beef.
Roastie detected
Nonono, see the sex worker is having sex with US. Drama free. So by definition she ISN’T a roastie. Roasties Force you to play a dishonest game of cat and mouse where they lead you on with no promise of a fuck and she benefits by getting attention. Whores play an honest game. Pony up and you get the ride. No lies, no deception, no drama. Well, if you know how to look that is.
Well is she into it, and/or can she get into it. Like, as someone who similarly has an ATF, it’s one thing to lace a casual meetup with her with sex, it seems wholly another thing to ask her to be a professional actress for a bit.
And how mature and comfortable would your playgroup be with this Friend of yours?
Oh great. Now r9k is leaking.
Does he? He looks like he found a perfect arrangement for himself.
It's your dime and your time, do whatever you want.
As for your rpg players, either they're your friends and like you for who you are, or they aren't so who cares what they think?
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I get that, sometimes there’s just that one that clicks well. Sure it’s an act, but by that analogy even actors have other actors they work with best.
Yes I’m comparing thespians to whores.