Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2063: Naughty Fantasies!? edition

No, I'm saying that no Wizard in the game uses basic pugilism, so by your logic it's not something within their capability.

You haven't. Not really. Yes, people talk about Classes, but just because they acknowledge their existence doesn't somehow verify everything this one guy said about them. People talking about a few Swordsmen only means that Swordsmen exist, not that the guy who thinks they need to eat shrooms all day is right.

>IG
Can you remind me what that is? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue but I can't quite recall.

If only other makers could follow your example.

Imperial Guard AKA Astra Militarum.

Your post reads like shitpost, user. If you have an actual valid point you might want to rephrase it.

Question about Ex-Aid's intern perks. Does the free perk that gives an alternate personality or any of the other perks in that line let you talk to the personality in your head?

In Valkyrie Crusade, can you complete your valkyrie companions with gacha, or only yourself?

Can companions purchase additions to the kingdom?

Without EXCITE, it's more of a subconscious mood/personality thing. So you'd just be communicating with yourself, if I recall correctly. If you have EXCITE, you can talk to them freely.

Thanks Heavens.

Imperial Guard they’ve been renamed to Astra Militarum.

Reposting a query for Vallly.

>Converting large parts of your body would create a significant amount of spores but strangely enough, beings of your race that become pregnant are able to create vastly more spores because of that.
What does that mean?

I thought EXCITE lets you do that with your Bugster instead.

>>Converting large parts of your body would create a significant amount of spores but strangely enough, beings of your race that become pregnant are able to create vastly more spores because of that.
>What does that mean?
That your reading comprehension is shockingly deficient.

In the case of EXCITE, the Bugster -is- the opposite personality. The entire line is based on Emu and his connection to Pallad.

What's the shitposting topic today, lads.

Laxatives.

>pic
Hmm, dem big beautiful sword spikes! Bueno!

>Imperial Guard they’ve been renamed to Astra Militarum.
As name changes go, I guess it could be a lot worse. It still sounds pretty awesome with the latin-y name.

Pregnancy allows members of your race to make more spores because of that pregnancy... somehow. Or at least that's how I read it.

Game mechanics in jumps, claims or crossover jumps.

The same thing it is every night, user, trying to take over jumpchain!

Game mechanics in my fucking crossover jumps?

What's the world coming to?!

I guess regarding me once again. At least this time, I've done better than before, and have a Gauntlet or two nearly done. Both of which I officially have a claim, or at least a shared claim, on.

Friendship, peace, and getting along

>At least this time, I've done better than before, and have a Gauntlet or two nearly done.
Can I ask what of?

Chill, bruh.

There's no need to shitpost every hour of the day.
Eat a Snickers.

Basically the entire Smash Bros jump.

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>A major quest line of the game revolving around recovering an artifact used to train one of the classes doesn't prove they exist.
>Multiple NPCs and side characters talking about and explaining Classes doesn't prove their existence in a world.
If you're going to shitpost at me, you might try being less obvious.

>Everyone is slim, then suddenly MUSCLES
Poor guy must feel left out.

Can you make it one thread without trying to make shit about you?

>pic
Hmm, such a big bountiful mane.
I'd love to get some nutrition tips from him

Sargent McMuscles is just proving to everyone the right way to punch the fuck out of people.

Can you go one thread without overreacting to obvious bait, user? If you don't want things to be about him then don't give him what he wants on a silver platter.

First, the recently posted WIP of Ghost Trick - I was the user who was for doing it as a Gauntlet.
Second, there's the Oh...Sir!! Gauntlet, but that still needs a lot more to be done.

I think it's that the flesh to spore conversion ratio improves when you get pregnant. It's always going to take a lot of your flesh to make a lot of spores, but you'll make even more spores if you're pregnant.

I can't say I'm familar with either of those settings, but good luck and thank you for working on them.

My Waifu > Your waifu.

>demons have taken up residence in the Wizard's library
>this makes it effectively possibly to tutor new students in the arcane arts
>gee, because this occupation is referred to as "Wizard" by people in the setting, and it says the same in my skill tree, that must mean that all of these game mechanics relating to Wizards are 100% accurate because people in the setting say "Wizard" and no new ones are popping up
This is what you're trying g to argue.

>people in the setting refer to Mages in reference to people who use magic, which clearly must mean that this thing this one guy said about Mages is 100% accurate, despite them talking about it in name only rather than repeating the specific points

I don't quite understand the first question desu. The gacha can be used to summon the things required to complete the valkyries.

Yes, if they want

Ok, here is updated Kid Icarus. Various perks clarified, Evolve made less 'game-y'.
I was thinking of using a different text font, so for this WIP I've made the intro text the one I was thinking of using as a sample. Any other recommendations for the font? not comic sans. I also may attempt imaging this jump as well, but I'll save that for later.

Choose wisely: for while the true Cups will bring you life, the false Cups will take it from you.

Comic papyrus

Co-writer here; I'm thinking of having it be a gauntlet, but having it give +1000 choice points anyways. There are some that already do this, like Stranger Things, but i wanted to see what you guys think

Who here is a Hunter? Im trying to figure out what monsters I should take as a breeding pair in the reaper hunter jump.

Magneto.

god damn it I thought of that pun as well...
Yea... no

I'm fond of Barroth. I like its look, kind of like this weird rock-shark-dinosaur thing.

How about... Droid Sans?

Stranger Things is supposed to be a gauntlet?

But yeah, I'd say to go ahead and give CP for use in your gauntlets. It's not like there's actually any specific rules for Gauntlets. They're pretty much the "and now for something completely different" option compared to normal jumps.

its in the gauntlet category in the drive /shrug
yeah, ill talk about it with latius

It shouldn't be, it gives you starting CP and death there is permanent.

Large and big, please.

weird. oh well

Yeah - both of those together means it shouldn't be a Gauntlet, but a standard Jump.

Petite.
The truest boobs there are belong to your waifu.

Not bad, but I'm not entirely sure it fits...

Reading through the file again, there doesn't seem to be a reason or mention of it being a gauntlet. Ze Captain probably misfiled it for some reason.

In any case, I'd like to thank you for calling my attention back to reading that jump. Because I just realised I can use it to cover the entirety of Turtledove's Atlantis, aka the entire eaast coast of america, in one massive blanket fortress.

This meme has evolved, and now I can feel hope again.

Flat and Xtreme. There is no middleground.

yorokonde? more like... you're-a-cunt

>As name changes go, I guess it could be a lot worse
Aelfs

Hey Val, how would the peasants from the Green Knight Scenario feel about borrowing our hippogryph? I'm happy to let them ride it to town but they might not want to ride something likely to eat them.

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Normal for athletes, large for muscle-girls and amazons, big for magic users

Everything between Petite and Big.
With rare exceptions for Huge. Farah.

>spoiler
Who?

Everything between petite and massive.

>Farah
My man

Porn character, ex-queen of Egypt, now it's ruled by her daughter.

>Porn character, ex-queen of Egypt, now it's ruled by her daughter.
Never heard of her. What IP is she from?

Character from a porn comic, 99% of the art is shit, though.

Val, what's your preference?

[Amazing Island]

Drawbacks: Just A Few More Miles, Full Memory Card, Big Heart Bigger Issues (1000)

Challenges: Spin Break, Spin Road, Dual Runner

Fotographer (Free)
Safety Net (Free)
Clear Eyes (950)
A Kind Heart (900)
Too Cool For Gravity (800)
Suspended Expectations (600)
Minimal Effort Smashing (400)
© SEGA (Free)
Picture Book (Free)
Out-of-context shop (200)
Large Potion Supply (0)

Frame: Crab Type
Pattern: Real Machine
Eyes: Spiral Eye
Voice: Pretty
Pitch: Default
Acessories: Tongue, Bell, Heart, Cute Wings, Vernier, Small Drill
Name: A Crab Named Giant Enemy Crab

Huh? You want to know about my adventure? Alright I'll just have to uh. Hang on, I've got it all written down here somewhere.

I'm sorry, I'm not very good at remembering things these days. I'm so tired of being a human.

Uh, anyway I flew for a while and find you...Moogles? Yeah, that sounds right. You guys! And man's inhumanity to man was using the forms of nightmares to do...stuff. Story of my life, hah.

So I did the challenges. Smash the thing, beat the monster, do the arbitrary challenge. Rinse and repeat.

But then I went back and in that shop, and there was Kalameet's eye in the window! Hah, I'd know that old drake anywhere! And, and there was Mount Mostath's foot holding up one of the walls, and Primate Murder's claws up on a shelf. How LONG had it been since I'd seen them all in the flesh? I couldn't wait to show my bros and wives all this-

-oh. Right.

I should have been happy. All I can think about when I look at these is what flavor of basilisk haunch Gar would enjoy, and whether Blaize would love a bone marrow pate on her leviathan fillet or a nice precognitive spice mousse, it's all coming back, all the meals we had together, I'm feeling dizzy, the shopkeeper's asking me if I'm okay and I'm not but I can't back down now and she looks like she's made a horrible mistake and I'm letting everyone down and-

(Cont'd)

She's an OC, as are both her daughters. The dude who made them has since made two RPG-maker games and is working on a third. The Legend of Queen Opala.

The second is bad. Really bad. As is "Shit-tons of grinding AND most of the sex-scenes don't involve the MC, and instead have him constantly watching other people fuck the girls."

-I bought all the parts I needed to drown the evils in Gauna swarms, and went to the shore to cry.

I just want to go home, dammit.

Just leave me alone.

OKAY said the shopkeeper, who had become the sky. The horizon. The sea. And so much more. So much mystery, and wonder it makes me cry fresh tears. But happy ones.

You know where home is, I told her. The world I was born was never half the home my real one was.

AND YOU'RE COMING BACK. I PROMISE. IT'S THE END OF THE WILD RIDE FOR YOU, SPORT! THE SITUATION IS...RESOLVED. YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD WORD,

Actually, d'you mind telling me what the what was even happening? The reason, for all this?

OH, I REALLY SHOULDN'T. IT'S NOT. EVEN IF YOU KNEW...

...please?

She looked uncertain. O-OH FINE. I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING! WHAT YOU DID HERE, AND THE CHOICES YOU MADE? THEY MATTERED. THEY REAFFIRMED THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WANT TO BE.

...huh. I wish I'd been nicer to Blargh the first time we met.

NAH, YOU DID FINE. Is she frowning? TRUST ME ON THIS. YOU WERE SET UP TO SHANK HIM.

Over a battery? Jesus, that was a low time for me but...it was just a battery.

YEAH. AND YOU KNOW ME, I DON'T CARE IF YOU BECOME A MESSIAH OR A MONSTER. I CARE THAT YOU CHOSE TO, AND YOU ALONE. NOW C'MON, OFF YOU GO.

She was right, I was tired of it all. It was time to move on. I closed my eyes. What an awful few thousand years it had been.

One of the monsters had followed me all the way here. It was the crab I made when I first came here. I only just figured out, I must have subconsciously imagined it in the image of ol' L̶a̶g̶a̶n̶n̶. We'd been on s̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶r̶e̶s̶ together, no wonder I'd thought of that rig.

For a moment, a crazy thought hit me that this didn't quite seem right. Then it passed, and the crab followed me into a brighter tomorrow. Everything was going to be okay.

(Cont'd)

When was the last time RavenloftAnon was around? I enjoyed reading her jump writeups. Did something happen to her?

(YOU CANNOT BE YOUR OWN MAKER, user, thought the Benefactor as her charge dissolved into the less-than-quantum foam in the Blind Eternities, drifting to another world to accrete again. YOUR PAST ISN'T THERE TO BE CHANGED, ANYMORE. EACH SEGMENT OF IT LOCKED IN A STRANGE LOOP. LIKE A PHYLACTERY OF WORLDS)

(AND NOW SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE LOOPS SPIN TO THEIR OWN RHYTHM)

(I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. BUT I CAN'T. YOU THINK I CAN DO ANYTHING, BE ANYTHING. BUT...ONCE YOU STEP OUTSIDE ALL THE RULES, THEN COMPLETE EXILE ISN'T SO DIFFERENT FROM BEING IN PRISON. AND YOU WOULD DESTROY YOURSELF, TRYING TO DO IT)

(I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU LOST)

(I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR ROLE IN THE COMING DESTRUCTION)

(BUT THE PAST IS FLUID. SOMETIMES, IT CAN CHANGE. AND BESIDES, TECHNICALLY THE DAI-GURREN BRIGADE'S FINAL BATTLE /WASN'T/ YOUR PAST, BECAUSE YOU LEFT BEFORE IT IN THE FIRST ITERATION. SOMETIMES WHO YOU ARE DEFINES WHAT IT CHANGES INTO. YOUR MEMORIES. YOUR DREAMS)

(She looked down at the trio gathered before her. Her eyes twinkled. YOUR BONDS. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?)

("I've never been surer" said Solaire. "Even if he'll never remember us, he's our friend")

(EVEN SO, YOU MUST KNOW YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING FOR THIS. YOU MUST RETURN TO 0 TO FILL THE CONCEPTUAL SPACE YOU LEFT. I DON'T WANT YOU TO REGRET IT, CAN YOU BE SURE HE WILL CHANGE?)

("Look. He already has!" said Dusk, pointing at a miniscule timeline writhing on the Benefactor. Like a spiral of green and white. Or a shooting star)

(THEN I'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN. ONE LAST TIME)

(IN ANOR LONDO)

The first one was much the same really, but at least it didn't have an endboss you couldn't speedrun through by ignoring the goddamn tedious mining side missions

Also Osira is "best" girl. Insofar as one can be considered best between the cliches and how out of place the actual sex feels in the generic Final Fantasy 1ish plot

Everything from small to big, with a preference for something between normal and large. Huge might be fun sometimes though.

What would someone like Mt. Lady count as? Would that be Taboo, or would it still count as her normal size?

The first had similar amounts of grinding, but it also had WAY more sex between the MC and the girls. It also had that harem-end. The second game has so little MC-involved sex it feels like a NTR-game

Dude really? Read the descriptions, it's clearly based on proportions, not objective size.

Between normal and large.
Though petite can be cute given the right body

Well, I...can someone remind me what the X-Parasite does again?

I probably told Samus about it and made a hunting trip out of finding it? I'm told that's the safe bet when it comes to dealing with xenos in the Metroidverse.

Going to have to go with "normal" if it's a normal physics world where being punched in the poop doesn't run the risk of horrible, horrible things happening when a mass of fat comes under sudden pressure, and "large" for worlds where physics are more of a suggestion.

But I mean yeah, too much of a good thing and all that. Breasts are like a bowl of porridge, you gotta get them just right before you go pouring honey on them.

I'm not a hunter, I'm a crystal computer divine spear-tower fairy prince of the moon who is also the guardian of the Earth. I did, however, take all the drop-in capstones. And that is why I am qualified to say a breeding pair of Xeno'jiivas would be the most fun.

Good point. Honestly I'd forgotten how much sex there was exactly simply because of all the goddamn grinding in both games. And the dream succubus bonus boss was a lot easier to access in every sense of the word, too

What does Lewdest Girl count as?

Jail bait

So I am reading through Eclipse Phase and all this talk about forking, resleeving, and egocasting. What are your thoughts on them if I may ask?

Pic unrelated?

They are parasites with a mercurial form that sneaks into any available entrance to a body. Rapidly multiply and dissolve the host's dna, kills the host. Then copy's the host's appearance, abilities and memories.

What claims do you have?

Stipends- power, item: When to give, when not, how much?

Take a seat over here

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN, SILLY COSMIC MAN WITH TERRIBLE HAIR!

X-Parasites are...well, parasitic organisms that infect a biological (mostly) host and immediately kill said host before the parasite mimics them down to the last individual cell. Then it spawns more Parasites and repeats the process. They're basically soulless predators that reproduce until there's nothing left in the galaxy but X. Them getting any form of space travel is effectively an extinction event waiting to happen - especially since they get the memories of their host.

Their natural predator? Metroids. Which the Chozo created explicitly as their population control.
Chrono Cross, Terranigma, Imperial Guard, Tau, Familiar of Zero, Breath of Fire 2 and 4 and MAYBE Majora's Mask. I'm being a consultant for Digger on OOT, though that's more in his hands than mine.

It makes things easy swap to new bodies, but I'm not a fan of forking. Egocasting seems like it'd be odd.

>When to give
every time
>how much
all of it

>OOT
Opulent Oppai Tittymancers? Holy shit, I had no idea that was getting a jump!