Faux Magical Realm

ITT: Actual things from history or myths or whatever that your players or Veeky Forums would scream is Magical Realm if you include them in your campaign but did happen / are real.

>entire city of OP fighters who only focus on training and never on doing anything else but fight, train and fuck (most of the time it's each other)
>cuckolding is a very important part of the culture and so is sharing your wife so she can be impregnated by someone else
>army superiors promote and support homosexual relationships between soldiers so they'll fight better

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Zeus, definitely. (If you're homo or a chick)
>God turns into whatever turns you on the most and then fucks you.

Homos/trannies/feminazis that get triggered by Zeus are 'that guy's, no exception.

Greeks were obsessed with fucking, they're cheating.

It's amusing that neither of the first two were zeus.

Centaurus, father of the centaurs with a bunch of horses, was born when Ixion fucked a cloud shaped like Hera. (Zeus wanted to see if he'd take advantage of his hospitality by fucking Hera)

Asterius was born to Pasiphae, queen of Crete, after Posiedon made her fall in love with a bull. (Because her husband wouldn't sacrifice the bull to him, even though he was given it just for that purpose.)

The old emperor's of China had a literal city of whores. They had the city split in half, good hoes on the left, dirty/used how's in the right. And he had little boys with their balls chopped off to take care of them.

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Ladies of the night in graveyards and prostitute assassins - one is from greece other is form of ninjas from japan

St. Theodora come up with several women, is that the 6th century one? I want to know exactly how old nipplefucking is