I thought I was doing something good by getting some of my friends onboard the train but fuck me how I was wrong. They saw me absolutely killing the game and buying rich boi shit and it was nothing but envy.
I spoonfed them through everything, setup their wallets and exchange accounts and all they do is ask for advice on what to invest in and do nothing else. Now they’re all getting rich off of my research with no appreciation at all. They just ask and ask.
Worst of all, now they’re getting their fucking family into it and all riding that same wave.
How bad did I fuck up biz? And how do I fuck then off while not being a dick?
Connor Clark
Holy fuck, so much this. I introduced one of my normie friends who is absolute shit with computers. Biggest mistake I've made in crypto.
At least he thanked me for making him money once.
Easton Rogers
What's the problem here?
Nicholas Torres
>suckering normie money into our grand ponzi i don't see the issue here
Joseph Watson
Told my friend about ENG at $1, showed him step-by-step how to setup his binance account, how to buy it, and all that shit. Literally just gave that nigga gold. All he does is text me asking if he should sell it to buy shit like XRP, EOS, and TRX. Like fuck nigga, just stop.
Bentley Rivera
start charging them a percentage of their portfolio for advice
Tyler Carter
I guess it’s mostly about the big fuck you in terms of appreciation.
But you’re right, more normies the richer I get
David Fisher
I dont have any friends
Elijah Murphy
What coins did you shill them on OP
Caleb Edwards
Dude also asked me how to get on Veeky Forums. At that point I just told him to never come here, you faggots would steal his money so fucking fast.
Jonathan Scott
tell them about this. after a couple weeks they'll never talk to you again. they won't know whether or not to trust you. i'm serious.
it's that fucking easy.
Julian Kelly
have you considered using your big boy words?
Easton Brooks
yeh i tell everyone i dont do it anymore now coz fuck these normie cucks
Ryder Peterson
grow a fucking spine and tell them to fuck off then, bro. you can have all the money in the world, but if you look down on yourself, you are just a loser with money.
Charles Kelly
Teach them how to breed crypto pussies for you
Zachary Williams
REQ, XLM. This was one month ago, they all put a nice chunk in and I know are making big gains but it’s all just rubbing in each other’s faces, never heard a thank you
The “coin of the month” is ZCL. I won’t tell them when the fork will happen so just when they are happy with their gains they’ll get a big fuck you dump
Jackson Martinez
same here
introduced 3 friends to crypto one month ago. they all already made over X2 gain doing absolutely nothing but not even a thank you
Kayden Moore
same dude. wish i fucking kept my mouth shut. one of these normies started posting on facebook with, i shit you not, a market screenshot on gdax (no candles) of bitcoin with the caption of "starting trading crypto, PM me if you want help starting". Literally 1 day after i told him about crypto and what to invest in. Hes trying to shill people for advice and % of their profit.
He invested in ripple and XLM pre-pump and is probably doing better than me. Now he acts like a cocky piece of shit saying "making lots of trades now".
goddamn it, im not fucking telling anyone about crypto anymore. no thank yous, not shit.
Ryder Reed
Normies are the worst man.
Brandon Robinson
Yeah, you feel my pain. It’s not pretty
Aaron Watson
I unironically got a normie at uni to throw five hundred into this yesterday kek
Isaac Bailey
Pump and dump on them
Julian Carter
now you must neet-revenge and shill them some absolute shit that will tank hard. that'll show them
Carter Turner
I seriously wouldn't do that. First of all, many anons here said that the normies do not even thank them for showing them that huge chance and second, if the markets turn (because atm it is extremely easy to get gains) and they somehow end up with less than what they originally invested they will blame you for their losses.
Ayden Flores
i bet i fucking could i swear to god, they follow my advice like its the lord's saying. im making them a killing, but fuck no appreciation. act like they did it all themselves.
i just get too euphoric on my gains and i have to tell friends. its like being on fucking ecstasy. you cant help but be all fuzzy and talkative.
Robert Perez
You need to hold the good coins while telling them only a part of the "good" portfolio + some shitcoins. They will make money, but less than you. You should do this, because if they do NO research and only expect spoonfeeding they should not get the rewards YOU get because of your effort.
Something like Your portfolio: REQ, XLM, XRB + other good ones. Their portfolio: REQ, Potcoin, Verge, Einsteinium.
Benjamin Ward
Obviously, you don't tell them you have different coins, but make it seem like you lost along with them. Just shill them shitcoins.
Wyatt Powell
tell them to buy moon coin, dump on them for an easy 4x or whaterver moon is atm
Cooper Nguyen
yeah i have a really good friend and im trying to get him into crypto but im not forcing it and definitely wont tell him what to buy, because if it tanks then its just friendship ruined
its just that making all this bank i felt a little bit guilty not telling him, hes literally missing a chance of a lifetime. i think he bought some eth on his own
Austin Evans
Betas, The thread
Seriously idiots, look up "nice guy syndrome", then kill yourselves
thank me from hell
Jordan Taylor
dont, let them figure it out. youll resent them when they start killing it from your advice without researching.
Josiah Ross
Good. More people here should get their friends into crypto. Parents especially, once they get a bit of gains they won't get out. They will want to make those great profits. We on this board are already heavily invested in crypto. If you can bring more people, it gives us more money.
Jayden Foster
So you have no friends because you’re just a round the clock fuckhead and don’t give a fuck about anyone?
Wow, alpha as fuck
Noah Moore
lol you dumb cuck, alphas have friends but they are kept at whatever distance that the alpha decides. You clearly are a doormat
Benjamin Thompson
lol req alone will make them millionaires
Aaron Martin
Rules of Veeky Forums 1. Do the opposite of biz 2. Don't panic sell >3. Never tell anyone about your cryptogains 4. DYOR 5. Trade in satoshi, not in fiat
Brandon Brooks
Why 4
Parker Lewis
nr. 5 is obsolete rule
Gabriel Mitchell
>setup their wallets and exchange accounts Ifthey are actually making gains you should make nice exchange comisions. Fuck off larper
Jackson Turner
Prices of all crypto currency will rise because more and more people are using it, and more and more people are starting to trust in crypto currency more than irl currency. So, in the long run, you did good.
Angel Gray
>I spoonfed them through everything This was the beginning of the end, OP.
Alexander Myers
>trade in dinosaurcoin
No thanks
Andrew Hall
you fucked up. just tell them to all-in Confido and be done with it.
Colton Collins
I never introduce people to crypto, because then you will feel guilty when they fuck up and buy Bitcoin at 19.5k.
All I so id tell people to consider investing in crypto, its going to be huge. Then its up to them what to do. I dont tell them what I have in the game or give them advice.
Grayson Gutierrez
Started in crypto with a friend. We just share friendly advice, and promising projects with no obligations. It's like having 4 eyes instead of two.
It's comfy.
Henry Clark
I have a telegram group with about 10 people who I know in real life. Serious crypto bizness, they’re the real deal with good contribution
This other group have no interest whatsoever, they just want to make their money (as with everyone) and leave. I don’t know, I guess it just feels shitty when there’s no support
Eli Torres
All you get rich quick faggots that are complaining about your normie friends getting into crypto are fucking morons and I hope you all get your portfolios emptied. Crypto isn't about making a quick buck. The name of the game is accumulating as many coins as you can and making crypto mainstream. The fuck are you doing here summerfags?
Liam Rogers
Get your second group to invest in the first groups research. Soon you'll be a shepherd guiding gullible sheep, leading pump and dumps wherever you so please.
Owen Butler
>REQ, XLM You seem like a pretty smart guy desu. Those are ones of the few coins that have any real basis for going up (both undervalued with massive fundamentals backing them). I shilled XLM about three weeks ago to a bunch of people and everybody's happy so far though.
Henry Russell
Same her man. Shilled a friend into it and he bought litecoin "because it was cheaper" and rode that big wave a few weeks ago and cashed out to go on a holiday. Now he texts me asking about dash, if he should buy ripple, what my portfolio is made up of, and he's made over 6 figures already because he got stupidly lucky with ltc
Jose Torres
Had a friend like that too. I told him about SALT now we dont talk anymore lol he is now missing some moon shots i got recently hehe
Ayden Russell
What's wrong with other people getting rich ? You should work on yourself and your confidence.
If you can't be happy because other people are happy then you got issues. Just say yes or no to their questions that's it.
Charles Howard
advise them to invest in whatever pajeet is pushing heavily that day, they'll soon either be broke or won't ask you anymore.
Kayden Sanders
>tfw introduced smarter friends to crypto, and now all i have to do is to listen to their advice
Ethan Wilson
>How bad did I fuck up biz?
you didn't. feed them wrong info and dumb your bags on them.
Justin Sullivan
this
John Diaz
It's a pain but I got like $50 for referring people to Coinbase and 5 people reff'd to binance.
They're really shitty at this always asking should i sell should i sell.
like motherfuckers. what do you not understand about HODL!?
Lucas Allen
>5. Trade in satoshi, not in fiat Centralized mentality.
James Miller
I’ve been spreading the gospel. You just have to be clear that you and your advice holds no liability.
>Told wagecuck buddy to put in $300 in XRP December, $3000 now >wagecuck friend happy
Ryan Perez
maki-chan, you're everywhere desu ne~
Ayden Hill
>Hang out in Veeky Forums everyday >to afraid to put a single $ into whatever shitcoin
I wish someone would hold my hand.
Juan Davis
>acting altruistically and then getting bitchy that people aren't worshiping you for it hypocrite. If you truly want to get them to fuck off just start giving them bad advice, it's not that hard. They'll probably become bagholders after that so I don't see what the problem is.
Andrew Morris
Respond with, “I don’t know.” Repeat.
Adrian Rodriguez
>How bad did I fuck up biz?
You didnt. Getting normies involved can only be good for the market. More investment means more profit.