Describe your character in one short sentence

Describe your character in one short sentence.

I am, uhhh... Clumsy.

A chick with a dick.

An assassin of poor constitution.

I am smart and I have a schword!

He wishes he could stop being a hero.

I think the world's beautiful, so DON'T FUCK WITH IT.

Redneck’s help causes more harm than good

A paladin who more and more often finds himself leading through fear then inspiration.

A half-orc with nothing to prove to humans.

Because thats what a hero does.

I HAVE A SHIELD YOU CAN'T KILL ME

forever DM

Autistic alchemist. "Acid to the eyes is bad"

Everyone sucks but me

I used to play pro ball, now I beat up gangsters with a magic bat.

If you aren't ready for something you aren't me.

I'm ugly as fuck and sad as fuck but also huge as fuck.

He likes throwing things

why to never give a rogue caffine, exhibit A

Just some guy that would rather rebuild Boston than his family.

I am Twygg Thunderstick, Pyg sniper extroadinaire, and these [motions to a pair of Pyg Whelps] are my Berries... That one's Chuck, and the other is Straw.

A writer hired to chronicle the party's adventures by lying about everything to make it more exciting.

I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT!

The bouncer for the party that is life.

Kobold Wizard: I'm a kobold archmage and my wife is a Dragon, also I'm now forbidden from making any more simulacrums of Party members.

Dwarven Barbarian: I am Boshrick Blackhammer, Son of Baldrick, Son of Burrodon, now kneel down so I can headbutt you.

Dwarven Druid: Yeah Ocean-Man won't you take my by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand.~

Human Battlemaster: I am the Red Masque, My hunt brings your true demise. I speak in Haiku.

Drow Warlock: Acolyte to her Patron, A beholder of considerable strength, she enforces his will through the underdark so that his visions can come to be.

Orphaned edgy badass who likes black clothes.

A delusional dwarf.

I JOUST FROM MOTORCYCLES, HAVE AT THEE!

a useless chuuni who doesn't get to do anything

God damn dementia, where the hell am I?

That image hurts so much. I don't blame you OP, but Squeeenix. It's not bad. It's tragic...

But on topic now:
>No longer an impenetrable door, now an unstoppable battering ram.

I'm here to drop the lord's beat on you heathens.

>Pelor is my helmet

I'LL SEE YOU IN CONFESSION ON SUNDAY, FRIENDO

I am a jerk and I haven't stolen a heart of gold yet

Crazy scientist priest serving not nurgle

Never played, almost all of them really

Edward Sexby in a giant robot suit

>A chick with a dick.
Checked and keked.

PS:
Story?

WHERE IS SERGIO?! I WILL FIND HIM AND RUN THE BASTARD THROUGH!

a skijumper, a poledancer and a 'bard'.

I used to be a guardsman like you, until I blew my legs off in a sentinel.

I'm the greatest swordsman who ever lived, and I'll poison anyone who says otherwise!

A bad, bad boy.

Forever GM

"I am strictly against procreation, thank you very much!" - Devici the Warlock

A good Christian boy.

He's a deaf dwarf in a tavern.

A big guy 4 U

Stop bastardising my language family you Anglo-Saxon cunt.

I'm lucky the party likes me enough to keep me alive

The world owes me.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.

Gopnik with a gun.

Insatiably curious, well meaning idiot who everything works out for in the end.

My parents disowned me so now I'm a beetle junkie who breaks into buildings.

Smart and gay.

> Character

The last time I can remember not GMing was probably 4-5 years ago.

The goofy jokes stop people noticing the puppetry.

Hmm. My character is a pragmatic post-apocalyptic survivalist chick with a dick.

I'm a bleeding heart pussy who builds death robots!

I wouldn't mind playing a chick with a dick.

How do you do such a concept justice tho?

Alligator-mouthed centaur lizard with a big sword and anger management issues.

Stuff a sock down your pants.

Ty Cobb sublimating?

>implying I can't take 5 lords of change at once

Depends on the nature of the dick/campaign.

Wizard of Tits and teleportation.

"Oi! I wants ta be a knight, ya see!"
As the lowborn servant I'm playing in a WFRP game would put it.

Giant woman wants to become the best fister in the world.

I cook 5 star food, i swing a big sword and there's nothing i won't do for my friends.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

Wonders how the fuck people keep finding him to force him out of retirement

I speak for the trees and the trees are **pissed**.

"every problem can be solved with explosives. yes, even food and taxes"

NATURE TAKES THE FUCK SHE GAVE

I AM I N V I S I B L E O R C

Chivalrous lady knight with a dick.

A successful Reika Kitami.

A guy who tries to do the right thing without having a clue what that is.

Young Elven wizardess, who sometimes has a dick.

That also describes my current character.

A Dumpster Cyborg

An idiot paladin with an impulsive streak.

He can’t help it, user. He’s descended from G*rms.

Alchemical terrorist who does PARKOUR and is no longer welcome in most taverns.

A person trying to find something to complete him.

Who else is playing a chick with a dick?
We got 2 maybe more so far.

Non-memely that is.

A man in the process of reallocating his fucks to give.

I talk real good and have a revolver

Absentee father with a burden and a sword bigger than anybody's.

A fiery redhead who just wants to burn everything to the ground.

A dwarf who solves all his problems by throwing severed heads at them

>A selective mute that protects an autistic researcher from all manner of unholy creatures that he wants to get uncomfortably close to.

A sky pirate that is literally going to hell and back trying to save his sexy cat girl captain that he totally and completely does not want to have sex with.

Wanderer from a distant land, hoping to understand the gift and curse his brother bestowed on him before he fled.

...

I'm going to have to fact check that sword claim. I've seen a lot of swords in my time and they all said the same thing.

Viet vet, turned necromancer martyr.

A Librarian for a Barbarian tribe.
So I could make Conan the Librarian jokes.

That's right, I'll kill your unholy ass, and I'm doing it for free!

I hope it was worth it.