Lets roll up an ad mech forge world shall we

the Ad Mech needs a new forge world lets roll one up
starting with a d10 for its style

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

Sure, I'll play along.

semi-Orthodox: Holds most of the practices of Mars but has many of its own 7-9
cool now what does it make
roll a d100 for product of note

Rolled 9 (1d100)

I've never been too big on AdMech, but let's see what we can turn this forge world into!

Imperial Guard Arms 1-15
lasguns and the like
very useful but that's not all roll a d10 for special product bonus

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Okay what the fuck. I've only rolled two of these, but seriously what the fuck.

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Bulk Production 9
they make guard arms so this makes sense
now for how they act
d10 for Mechanicus Demeanor
and if you roll another 9 i will summon an inquisitor

Rolled 9 (1d10)

What the fuck

thanks tzeentch

Independent, suspicious 9
i would certainly say so all those nines
roll a d10 to decide what kind of skitari they utalize

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Come on nine.

Of course Nurgle fucks it up

just as i found the picture
Skitarii Defense Force (Modified imperial guard units) 5-7
they manufacture guard arms so this also makes a lot of sense
now
how many are there? d10 for skitari legion strength
i'm still suspicious about those nines btw

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Nothing to see here says Malal, chuckling suspiciously at all of those nines.

Average: baseline number of Skitarii for a Forge World 4-7
any one want to roll up the skitari in more detail?
also the forge world need a name

So far this is the blandest admech world in existence

i know right
not what you'd expect with all those nines
maybe rolling up their skitari in more detail will help starting of with a d100 for how they recruit

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Vat-grown: these clones were born away from the grasp of unclean nature, and created to fulfill whatever exacting criteria their masters had in mind. 21-30
lovely
maybe there are some glitches roll a d100 to see

Rolled 38 (1d100)

Forge world Durus. Even if they hold secrets of most basic imperium weapons, they take pride in perfection of their manufacturing process that never stops or go out of sink for more than 10000 years.

Glitches d100
No Glitches: This Legion is pure before the Omnissiah 1-40
no glitches great
this isn't shaping up to be a very average forge world
anyway
d100 for when the legion was created

Rolled 87 (1d100)

81–95 M41: The Time of Ending
recently than cool
but why were they raised? d6

Rolled 1 (1d6)

1 Meeting Quotas - It came time to raise another Legion of Skitarii in order to meet required needs, simple as that.
holy shit
was right
quickly roll a d100 for great deeds

Rolled 68 (1d100)

The world is most famous for how much time the administratum spends trying to find something wrong but failing.

61–70 Iron Gauntlet: Crushed a heretek rebellion with such force that their planet will not be livable for millennia.
didn't even roll a 69
omnissiah dahm it
anyway d100 for figure of legend

i like this idea

All we have is build perfectly by instruction you sent to us. Yes whole planet. We even have words of your orders written along our streets builded to fulfill them.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>Crushed a heretek rebellion with such force that their planet will not be livable for millennia.
So this why we are so bland. Every one is fear if they attach cog a bit differently we will be bombed to stone age again.

61-80 Master of Skitarii: A Forge World was saved from being consumed by the Tyranid fleet thanks to a new and innovative strategy thought of by this Master of Skitarii, which drew the Tyranid beasts into a trap, exterminating them completely.
i like that idea but i also like any way d100 for allies

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

This thread is shaping up nicely. Its nice to have a boring but productive, well defended world for once.

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Game for us beep-boops, looks like it's Explorators commanded by a Dominus X-com style.
These are martians, but I think we'll need to extend the table to include tomb-raiding spec-ops types if this is any good.

I do like the idea of a planet so bland there must be SOMETHING going on

1-20 Adeptus Mechanicus Forgeworld
fellow ad mech even that's bland
roll a d100 for enemys
so do i

N0th1ng is g0ing on lord 1nquis1t0r. Move along.

its actually cool, we are rolling the most basic, standard sort of admech there is, and in it there is a bit of charm.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

Rolled 61 (1d100)

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52-68 Chaos Space Marines
maybe they ALSO think that no forge world could be THIS run of the mill so their dedicated to finding out what their hiding

Its ipmossible that so many inqusitors visit that forgeworld only to check on lasgun production. They must build something big inside planet core!

Given that they manufacturer both soldiers and their gear it should be that their officially biggest export is victory

BLANDONIA II
there's nothing suspicious going on here

no really

we just make lasguns and other imperial guard weaponry

seriosly

that's it

yes this!

The blandness attracts suspicious inquisitors, which attracts chaos marines which in turn attracts more inquisitors and so on

Poor fuckers just want to make a whole bunch of lasguns. There really is nothing here!

>BLANDONIA II
imperial decree of exterminatus because there clearly had to be something going on there. seriously. I mean...right? Maybe? Oh fuck. no. no. We don't doubt ourselves. This was the right call.

maybe they had to raise a titan legion to fend of the chaos space marines but that just made everyone even MORE suspicious

What is the climate? How much of the surface has been developed?

can I roll to see if there are xenos?

This is a great world for a campaign.

Nominally independent forge world, yet still has close ties to the rest of the mechanicus and is mostly orthodox, certainly nothing an Inquisitor could get upset about.

Produces nothing but bulk guard equipment and perfectly valid clone soldiers.

Wiped out heretics with enthusiasm and stopped Tyranids by being smart.

Is it a perfectly normal forge world doing their best for the Imperium? Or is something more going on?

Could be either, great campaign hook.

glad this turned out well

hey. Here is the twist OP. your work IS NOT DONE. This forge world is one of two in the same system. Roll for it's evil twin. DO IT!

9/10 on this world boyz. Also, could i get a link to the roll tables you guys are using?

titan legions are cool but this might take away from the so average as to be suspicious aspect
then again the forge world also having a titan legion to fend of chaos space marines even though it's got a sizeable amount of skitari could add to that aspect as well
what do you guys think?

Titans are cool, but the idea of the endless swarm of skit is nice too. its your story OP. direct us and in turn we direct you.

that could be fun
here's the forge world table
1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Mechanicus_Forge_World_Creation_Tables
and here's the skitari table
1d4chan.org/wiki/Skitarii_Army_Creation_Table
so do i roll up a titan legion, an evil twin forge world or both
or neither

::Report::
My investigation on the forge world of Blandus II has yielded nothing of interest. Literally, nothing. Every record I could get from the administratum or the planet itself is a textbook example of how a forge world should operate.

This cannot be.

An entire planet cannot be this perfect. Not one error, Not one mistake, Not one incident. Whatever heresy is at work here is so well hidden that it is invisible. The only way this could be possible was if the planet's leadership was in on it. I suspect the entire world to be corrupt and will act accordingly.

::End Report::

evil forge world, and the titan legion is on a moon with its own thing going on. DO IT.

>tfw the other forge world is equally mundane.

I think that this world started as the blandest forge world in existence. Then it raised it's tithe and fought some heretics. Then the Inquisition got involved, which drew unwanted Chaos attention. Meanwhile the average cog boy on the planet just wants to pump out lasguns.

Then they had to raise a titan legion to defend the world, then more Skitarii. So more Inquisitor's came. Along with more Chaos attention.

In the end there's an entire chaos crusade launched at this world and it ends up with a permanent fleet presence and a major Inquisitor stronghold keeping an eye on things. Meanwhile, they just want to make MORE LASGUNS.

Do the titan legion.

How many tech-adepts of Blandonia II does it take to change a glow-globe?

Just one. They are very efficient and have no sense of humour.

ok i will
if you want to use BLANDONIA II in a campaign feel free to use whatever version you like
lets roll up a titan legion
starting with a d100 legio's mainstay engine

Rolled 9 (1d100)

Rolled 33 (1d100)

IT BEGINS!

WHAT DO THE NINES MEAN?

>9

Warhound Pattern 1-9
Death-Bringer Pattern 30-39
i will go with the war hound pattern as it's the most mundane of the two (also the nines call to me) but the Legio could also have a larger then average amount of deathbringers as well
next up d100 for lead titan engine

>9

Rolled 23 (1d100)

Warlord Pattern 20-29
mostly warhound with a splattering of deathbringers and a warlord pattern at the front
now d100 for the warlords deeds of legend

Rolled 3 (1d100)

01-25 This Engine is remembered as the bane of the Orks, laying waste to whole Empires and countless Gargants and Stompas to such an extent that its name is known to the vile greenskins even to this day.
crushed some orks probaly why the Legio was raised in the first place
next up Homeworld
we have that already
age if the skitari were founded recently then so were these
strength d10 how many titans are there

Rolled 5 (1d10)

5-7 Half Strength - Scarred by war, the legion grows tighter.
maybe combat losses maybe only half were built the table says full strengh is 50 titans so perhaps BLADONIA II only bulit 25
20 warhounds
4 deathbringers
1 warmonger
seems more then enough to fend of some orks especially with skitari at their back
now deeds it's hard to have a contingent of giant mech without them doing at least SOME awesome shit and even the legio of BLANDOINIA II have some notable accomplishments to their name. it would be pretty weird if they didn't d10

Rolled 41 (1d100)

Maybe all the nines mean that Tzeentch is the one keeping everything running so smoothly? Or the local inquisitor is grasping for reasons to justify over a hundred years of watching this place.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

Where do you guys find the roll tables for these threads?

tzeentch has clearly made this planet run so smoothly to draw inquisition in from elsewhere. It's the perfect scapegoat

i think the latter is more likely also it was a d10
7 Champion Slain - A mighty warlord renowned and feared by the forces of the Imperium was finally brought down by your Legio. possibly the warboss of the waaagh they were raised to fight
d10 for trophys

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Let me do it properly this time.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

TZEENTCH

here's links to the forge world and skitari
here's the titan legio table i'm using 1d4chan.org/wiki/Titan_Legion_Creation_Tables#Deeds_of_the_Legio
and here's a link to the rest
1d4chan.org/wiki/Template:40k-Faction-Creation-Tables
5 Shattered Blade - At the height of battle against the full force of the Eldar, your Titan shattered the blade of their mightiest Titan against its god-machine hide, suffering no damage in the slightest
9 Crusader's Banner - Your Legio was at the vanguard of an Imperial Crusade, serving as a beacon of glory and a spearhead of massacres. They won many honors for their actions.
i'm going to go with the crusaders banner as the forge world destroyed a heretek plant it makes sense that the legio acquired it then
also there's some serious shenanigans going on here
anyway it can't all be victories the legio has to have fucked up at Some point D15 to find out how

Rolled 4 (1d15)

Is this it? Will the Inquisition's mad ramblings about a world being too perfect bear fruit? Is this the chink in the facade of normality that Banduis II has?

Rolled 5 (1d15)

4 Machine Unbound - Your Legio suffered defeat at the hands of the Tau and their foul Techno-Sorcery.
those darn blueberry's with the admechs main strength being their advanced technology and the tau being more technologically advanced then the ad-mech this is a very unremarkable defeat
anyway every legio has its quirks and omnissah knows that BLANDONIA II is defiantly no exception
d15

Rolled 6 (1d15)

6 Contempt of the New Way - Contempt for the Emperor and the Imperium.
certainly nothing strange for the ad mech that's for sure
next up allies their probably allies with another forge world just like blandonia but they may have some of their own
d15

Rolled 1 (1d15)

And this roll, this roll right here, this fucking roll.
This is why every time the Inquisitors of the Sector convene, the one who is overseeing Blandonia 2 rants and raves that the entire planet should be pushed into the sun.

Rolled 5 (1d15)

Hold on, let me summon TZEENTCH once more

it's in the options table
1 Adeptus Astartes Chapter perhaps they fought with them on that crusade against that heretak world they destroyed and became battle brothers sounds about right
next up d10 for enemys

Rolled 7 (1d10)

Let's see what merry enemies we have, here's hoping more bland.

Dark Eldar Enemies, prehaps also curious as to how the fuck this world has attracted all these chaos marines and Inquisitors?

huh, Balwark tactics, makes sense considering all the stuff they have to deal with.