What is best in life, anons?
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What is best in life?
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Traveling with your friends, talking with your animal side-kick and banishing evil snake-men to another dimension!
Good dentistry
Hot water
Soft lavatory paper
DA ORKS!
Dry powder, a sharp axe, and the certainty that you won't need to use either of them until at least tomorrow.
Cold beer, warm woman
This
>B-b-but muh rough and tumble lifestyle?!?!?!
Not even the most hardened of barbarians would dismiss these blessings.
A purpose.
I came here to post this
To deny your players Nat 20s, to see their skill checks fail before you, and to hear the lamentations of their waifus
CONAN THE ADVENTURER...CONAN !
Some would. Many people have sacrificed convenient living for voluntary simplicity.
The wide table, filled sheet, dice at your hand, and adventure in the air.
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>What is best in life, anons?
Underrated post
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WRONG!
Grognard, what is best in life?
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To crush social norms, see players disgusted before you, and hear the lamentatios of shop owners.
Write the adventure, see it unfold as you planned it, and hear the clatter of the dice.
>see it unfold as you planned it
Yeah, right!
To ban the questfag
See him driven to their ghetto
To hear the lamentations of the ERPers
Necron Science
Becoming recognized for doing what you do, feared and respected.
Banefire. Banefire for lethal.
having decent people to play with
>no mention of DnDrones
You have yet to solve the riddle of salt.
have a (you)
underrated
To ignore your DM's plot hooks, to see his NPCs seduced before you, and to make fun of his magical realm
A natural 20, an enemy failing their saving throw and getting bracers of defense for my monk
Bitches.
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>Bitches
>Thulsa Doom
>Being this new
soft yet supportive seating
gentle mood lighting
and abundant coasters
big titty goth gf
can't argue with that
To top deck glorybringer. To swing for lethal. And to hear the salt in your opponents gg
Players who show up with painted minis and required materials to use them, know the rules, and both win and lose with dignity.
Players who show up on time.