Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2067: Generic First Thread Edition

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Yep. Only the best apocalypses come with fuzzy mutants.

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Is anyone else extremely excited for the "Generic First Jump" jump? It'll mark a definite milestone of Jumpchain sinking one level deeper into an ocean of shit. A jump about the concept of granting you perks you'd like to get in your first jump, without such silly things as characters or a story to bother you. Truly, we've come far.

I'm a fool for posting this:

The second image in your reaction folder is what you're basing your next chain off of. How fucked (or not) are you?

Why is that girl dressed in modern tactical gear yet armed with only a sword?

Dude, this attention seeking behaviour really has to stop. It's getting really pathetic.

Hurr but, jumpchain is besty tho?

No problem just delete it so we can go on.... what about the other two.

>I'm a fool

Well, at least you owned up to it. You're definitely going to be shitposted at for it, but you're honest which is a good virtue to have.

Sorry. I was not intending to, but I completely made a fool of myself for posting the wrong PDF

I deleted the Still Beating Heart Edition I made after I saw this one was older.

You know how to fix that, right? Lurk moar

I guess I'm basing my next chain off of superhero MILFs.

>How fucked (or not) are you?
Here's hoping.

Fun with pyromania and monster girls.
What else are you gonna fight zombies with besides your own helicopter crash steel forged sword?

Is there jump for her world ? Fluffy tentacles is something that I didn't meet yet.

Well, fixed.

Anyway, here's the Ghost Trick Gauntlet

Everything in this post is golden. You are a treasure, YJ.

Quick question about Gauntlets. Do you have to go through with their shit or can you just wait them out after ten years?

Is anyone working on a Generic End-jump End-jump?

After playing monhun world I finally figured out what wyvern I want. Betelgeuse, he is massive and he likes to fly over and carpet bomb areas.

You hunters are madmen.

How dangerous is Earth's Mightiest Heroes, compared to baseline comics marvel?

I believe they don't have an endpoint in time - if there is one, then hitting it might be Jump-Failure.

Already claimed.

While I'm procrastinating from homework, I wanted to probe for advice on a certain matter for Needless.

A while ago, someone suggested that I include the means to become, or at least acquire a humanoid testament. I love this idea, and I'd really love to include it, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to implement it with what I already have. I just wanted to hear if anyone had any ideas for this. How would you guys suggest I handle it?

Next WIP is almost ready, but I could post the old WIP in response to this if anyone wants it for context.

It gets up there with ultron but never goes off the deep end. Stay away from cities and you should be fine. Also asgardians grow stronger with age there so thats is neay.

Good thing it won't be posted here... Though I suppose it's only a matter of time before we come up with something similar.

Pft. That's not bad.

Doesn't make you any more creative then normal.

You can potentially get better, as they are techniques once created. Thus they can also be taught.

Well below both, despite technically having a higher power level than Naruto at the very top. It's a peaceful, very optimistic place and while there are many martial artists that love to fight, very few aim to kill.

Just avoid the drawbacks unless you've got significant power* or loads of meta knowledge and you should be fine.

* Relative to Marvels high-end bullshit.

I know for sure that you can time out Gaunlet's Mortal Hero Gauntlet with a success. Granted that thing is a murdertrap that should have gone through more reviews IMHO.

Eh, it's about the same for the most part. Galactus shows up at the end of S2, which up until that point deals with a Skrull invasion. S1 mostly deals with Masters of Evil, and ends with the Avengers fighting Loki, who absorbed the Odinforce. The Guardians of the Galaxy show up in season 2 and Adam has the Soul Gem, so that might be a thing later on.

There are... multiple ways this could be interpreted. Maybe some kind of magic knight who solves all their problems with money?

I mean, the "characters" and "story" are already pretty much sidenotes in most Valeria jumps. And most people's chains. They're just being honest with themselves.

Magic knight who creates clones who throw weaponized money at his enemies?

Well then.
Also given the shitposting last thread, I should clarify - I'm not the jumpmaker for deathblight, I just started posting these to show support. If it's going to cause him to get lumped in with DDanon and OAA, I'll stop.

Gauntlet also is in dire need of a full-time translator. His "stream of consciousness" writing style coupled with his inability to expound upon the setting-specific vocabulary he uses keeps me away from most of what he creates

We don't have a Catacylsm Dark Days Ahead jump sadly. It's also the setting where the zombie apocalypse was caused by an interdimensional blob hivemind and survivors build monster trucks out of used cars to drive around New England.

Are there any other Jumps other than Pokemon that you MUST start out in?

Old drama stays in old thread, newfriend.

By necessity? No, that's the only jump that enforces that rule.

Generic First Jump Jump.

Didn't he literally just copy and poste shit from the wiki of that one fantasy-samurai jump he made? He might just be a bad jumpmaker.

... I'm ok with this

You always can throw it in general items/companions.

she's a cutie mutie.
would snuggle/10.

Whoops. This was meant for this .

Haha, joke's on you!
This is what my current chain is based off of!

Having narration in first person is a bit odd, but I like how you've written it. I also like how you did the drawback section, the fluff for those is fun to read. Still, if you wouldn't mind requests, would you be willing to make Penumbra of Spirits a bit more variable? Something like... 100 CP to import 2 Companions, 200 CP to import 4 Companions, 300 CP to import 6 Companions, 400 CP to import 8 Companions?

But this is already my chain so far.

Well I don't have problem with being fluffy furry rabbit/mouse girl.

>old drama stays in old thread
>He actually believes people adhere to that

I'm not sure whether you're naive or just optimistic. If something's been brought up once, it always get brought up again, so I'd rather get it straightened out right now. If my imageposting will cause someone to be lumped in with shitposters, I'll stop.

That sounds about right. I remember when he was doing Mortal Heroes and he kept getting comments about how it was unreadable, and he'd fire back with "that's how my friends and I talk about it." He needs an editor or a partner.

Yeah he's just a weird one. I mean his Jumps aren't... bad but they're lacking. Kamigawa is almost reasonable and the ones where he inserted a thing in the back that is easier to read helped IMO. He's still a giant flaming faggot for his bullshit with the original Medaka Box Jump though.

Huh you'd think that some more people would think about this kind of thing but yeah they're right.

I don't know

Why are these in your reaction image folder?

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>I'll stop
>he says while not stopping

>with the original Medaka Box Jump though.

That was tovam though.
And we already got that ""replaced,"" for all intents and purposes. Tovam isn't relevant anymore, and Valeria's happier for it.

But OAA isn't a shitposter. That's just what other shitposters are trying to claim, you're being bamboozled.

Huh this'd be okay I guess? Maybe a chain where Uncle Dante is always there for me?

What happens if, in Dark Souls, you've taken both backgrounds of a scenario with strange journey? Do you take the scenario twice?

>I'll stop image posting from Deathblight
>he says while not posting images from Deathblight
FTFY

Yeah, I think that something like that may be done

I honestly don't remember. I think it was a 'come at me' one?

So you’re doomed to job and trust evil iPad dads?

t OAA

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You will be stalked by robot that follows you across jumpchain and always try to molest and impregnate your sisters. Your quest is to protect your sister and kill robot. But remember robot power growth's along with your.

I suppose that's true. I'm mainly worried that those sections are going to lean heavily on the Simeon side of things, since the Black Spot is more about personal ability and dumb luck than physical resources. I could try throwing in archetypal oc companions, like I did with KS7, but still not sure how well that would work, it's worth considering in any case.

Nah Gaunlet did this stupid shit where he basically bent the rules of Tovam's version sideways and fucked them to make power carryover. It was 'a thought exercise' but it was still kinda nuts. Also no one has replaced a Jump to date, stop spreading misinformation.

That's why I didn't respond to him, user

I forgot how cringey he was.

I asked NuBee this a while back when making preparations. Turns out you can only do a scenario once. You pick one path or the other.

>But OAA isn't a shitposter.

Your self-defense is pathetic as always.

Apparently there is going to be a court based rock out.
That or I become a rockstar and lawyer.
So... a jump about being Klavier Gavin then?

He just told you that to fuck with you.

Proof or GTFO.

You realize he was lying to you to earn more points with Valeria?

Bazelgeuse is a Bazel-bitch to fight. You constantly have to tiptoe around those fucks since they're constantly dropping explosives, everywhere. Currently I'm looking to grind up a nice bow to just fight them at a distance since fuck going into melee with those bastards.

Remember that if something don't fit with origins as item you always can throw it in general. Just price it lower because not everyone will have CP to buy things without origin discount.

Okay, I've decided that we would do it as 100CP for a companion, but it'll be still 400CP for 8.

OAA is

Because I do not sort my folder like I should. Half my stuff goes into the same folder. Hell my sister borrowed my laptop while staying over a couple weeks back to do some work on and she clicked my personal folder, that shits half jc related stuff and half porn. She still gives me shit over it.

I should sort this stuff though.

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>Mae from Night in the Woods cosplaying M. Bison is a central part of my next Chain.
>Psycho Power feeds off the fear, anger, and hatred of other people.

Why does this fit so well? But I can make this work! Night in the Woods, Street Fighter, Persona as the first three Jumps.

You know when your parents tolf you they loved you? Well, user, they were just fucking with you.

>OAA is
One Armed user, user.

Nah, I subscribe to the same thing in my own chains.

a worthless piece of shit

a waifu

You know when your parents told you they loved you? Well, user, they were just fucking with you.

>OAA is
One Armed user, user.