No That Guy thread? That Guy thread

No That Guy thread? That Guy thread.

>That Guy that constantly wants to remind you that his character could kill your character in a fight.
>That Guy that turns every minor problem into an inter-party conflict, so that he can demonstrate that his character could kill your character in a fight.
>That Guy that literally cries at the table because it turns out his grasp of the rules is insufficient to have his character actually kill another character in a fight.
>That Guy that, between sobs, accuses the entire party of being against him.

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unironically me

Well, you guys probably won't remember, or maybe you will. A few threads back I complained about having a spineless addict for a fellow player, and then fucked it up by apparently making it sound like I wanted to rape him.
Well, he's gone from the group now. Everyone but the girl in our group is happy for it. We're waiting a week or two for her to get over it, then bringing in a friend of another group member who's been wanting to join since last year in.

Passive-agressive. You suck.

Just fucking tell people that you're not interested in playing with them anymore, and explicitly mention why.

>That Guy who, in a low-magic wth mild Steampunk XIXth century setting, interrogates a Mafia boss until Death, because he was convinced he was hiding a submarine somehwere.
>That Guy who, in the same setting but with a different character (a wench), insists in trying to seduce historical figures, even when said figures are deep into something else, like a diplomatic meeting or, oh, A BATTLE.

I did, it worked, it's over now. Just updating you guys because we're starved for any sort of original content.

>low-magic wth mild Steampunk XIXth century setting
So Dishonored.

You really didn't need to include that part about him being so passive you could force yourself on him, that was your first misteak.

DM makes campaign based on old earth with some healthy anachronism
We're in "Nova-Roma"
>Slaves are normal
>That Guy CG Cleric just goes and gets drunk all the time
>That Guy decides that we're all assholes for not killing the Necromancer's zombies
>That Guy freaks out that my TN character wants to buy a slave IN OLD FUCKING ROME
>That Guy says the DM was trying to unsettle us with the slavery thing

Was he black? That's kind of a salient point here.