Jumpchain CYOA Thread #2070: In spite of a Jumper Edition

Contract. It's always a contract

The Aristocrats
It's the trigger phrase to plane shift me back to warehouse and summon a greater daemon.

Crusade jump when?

I literally can't believe I saw this just as the last thread ended. #TalkAboutIronic

Is truck kun huge or are humans small in that world?

Just appeared in the first jump of my current chain. Builds are handled by a menu screen in the warehouse. Not terribly original, but I didn't want to think too much about it

SAVE SAINT MARTHA

Quite a few of them die. Don't go near Altair or Sharkgirl

Okay, in order.

A pale, black-haired woman in a green hood stabbed me with a pair of scissors, killing me and telling me everything would be okay. I woke up in a sarcophagus the next morning. It took me half an hour to realize I wasn't breathing.

Lots of gold.

She appeared to me as an owl, told me she was bored and wanted a new plaything, broke it down for me, and O accepted since I figured it'd be better for me to be the dimensional hobo than some lunatic or sociopath

I forgive you. You know not what you do or what I have done. If you're actions are pure, I shall denigrate them not, nor shall I harm thee for thine actions. Though forgive me if I act now to save my hide, as I enjoy living. God bless you, and godspeed to you. *dimensional slide away*

Something flowing, with a suede vest, tall collar, and embroidered designs of animals and plants on them. Otherwise it depends on the setting

I dindu nuffin

>I ask your final words Demon. Speak them now before you meet thy fate.

...

I always liked this one.

It helps that I was the guy asking the question.

Penis skirt

>Main Chain
He took the form on an old Asian man who's car had broken down on the side of a winding mountain road. He was literally just waiting for someone nice enough to stop as proof they were decent enough to be sent on the journey. He offered me the chance to better myself, to wander the worlds I had so dearly wished to walk, but warned me that my Path was a winding one I could not entirely control.

I accepted anyways. In retrospect, I should have asked a lot more questions.

"I'm absolutely certain you've got the wrong fellow."
Then I start singing.
youtube.com/watch?v=X_ASUCKMRCk

Depends. If you mean in a social situation, I'll attire myself in whatever is appropriate for the world that I'm in. I generally prefer tailored suits, but if robes or silks are more in vogue I'm flexible. If you're talking about a battle that needs to be taken seriously, well, then there's only one choice. My Red Mage leathers and hat paired with a gracefully silvered sword.

Cute girl approached me. She had the power to move to other worlds, but not assimilate into them; imagine a real person standing around in the pokemon anime. Apparently she "found" that I had the power to integrate into any world I was in. Probably should have wondered what that meant about my current world, but I didn't care at that point. So, she takes me into the world of pokemon...and I'm turned into a cute girl, and she's turned into a pokemon. Shenanigans ensue.

Omnitool or sonic screwdriver?

Questions for any current or aspiring jumpmakers. If you suddenly had all your current claims, if you had any, magically completed to the utmost satisfaction this very instant, or you somehow got infinite spare time to make jumps at no consequence, what would you wish to claim then?

In less prissy terms, are there any claims you'd like to make but you either don't have the time to make them, or you don't want to claim them while you already have other claims to do?

Cloak made of the night sky, suit made of whatever exotic materials and gems I have on hand, and of course Heelys

Any jumps where you can customize your form to your heart's consent? And I mean to the point where you no longer even need to be bipedal, nor humanoid.

Mainly worn when I want to gloat over a defeated enemy.

I made Chara an Infernal Scourge.
Imported RWBY's Yang as a Solar and a Saiyan.
Made the Deer Lord from Nichijou into a deer god of wrestling/violence in Okami.
Deified SHODAN into an actual goddess of technology.
And I'm planning to import Sel'kie as the Olympian Subject in Resident Evil.

For that, I like to dress in the Power Clothes from Frozen. Make them from light or fire, along with a halo of searing light.

Might do them in a cyborghindu-esque aesthetic, like Asura's Wrath. And occasionally I go with a cloak of night over it, masking my radiance to make it easier to look at me without sacrificing the aesthetic.

If I did, I wouldn't claim or disclose theme here, as that'd defeat the point

I finally got round to reading The Ultimates 2, to compare how Marvel fights off a mere ancient multiverse to how DC fought off what was basically a Jumper with all the Medaka Box perks and also a Hadou God Law based around killing narratives.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that:

1. Galactus is somehow the driving force of heroism in a multiverse gone mad
2. Cap can't stop hailing HYDRA long enough to do something about an alien invasion OR the multiverse being digested
3. Alternate Evil Reed Richards smugness was weaponised by the evil multiverse
4. Nobody seems to be acknowleding how Carol Danvers had been basically enforcing martial law

Why not both?

Sure, lots of them. Monsters Inc is a particularly fun one, because you can import an old form to change up?

Army options in BC? Chaos titans?

Eh, fair.

Let me just show you a picture

Lots of Veeky Forums and novel settings. It's hard to find the time to research and cover them to an adequate level.

Cabin in the Woods and Creepypasta both let you choose your own monstrous form.
Generic Post Apocalypse has LOTS of mutant customizations.

Both of them are likely to be in Part 2 or Part 3.

Yessss.

You got the wrong Jumper. I have saved more worlds than those which were ruined, and those which were I did my best to restore. Not once did I ever destroy a world willingly or otherwise.

will the Loyalist path be limited to part one, or will there be options to them in the other parts?

>Why not both?
Just not sure which is better.

Oh definitely the Sonic Screwdriver then

I have many... Tbh, that's more a question of 'what jumps do you want' than anything else.
Jumps that I have not currently claimed because I don't have the time include:
>Megamind
>Darkweaver series
>Stormlight Archive

It would be kind of a dick move to limit them to only Part 1. They will have another route.

The witch wanted a toy who wouldn't break after sending them to a deathworld and jumper seemed the perfect fit since he could assimilate his other selves in the multiverse and gain their abilities/powers instead of simply replacing them and wanted the adventure of a lifetime.

They do different thing with some overlap. The scewdriver is handwavey and works on tech or normal non tech stuff just not wood.

Omniyool has a built in fabber and weaponry as well as working on tech at a lesser level than screwdriver.

Gaoranger perk and item tree completed. Let me know what ya'll think.

I'd be thankful for my freedom, and then likely go on to make the other 5 sentai I haven't said I would make because I can't help myself.

I've got a running list of Jumps I'd like to make, but either don't have the drive to follow through on the long term, want to wait until my plate is clear to do so, or they're ongoing properties that I want to wait for them to be finished first. Listing all of them would be kind of silly, because I haven't been keeping track of claims at all. It's literally just a list for me to look at when I need something new to work on.

That said, if I had to pick something that I'm simply not going to make because of the sheer time and effort involved, but would want made, it would be The Stormlight Archive. I'm halfway through the second book and I'm rapidly becoming convinced the only way to do that series justice would be to have a Jump for each major faction or else have an insanely large Jump with a half-dozen or more Backgrounds. Hell, the Parshendi themselves have nearly enough content where I'm at to be worth a full Jump of their own.

>Any last words, monster?!
"Have you ever though about carbonating the blood of Christ? You know, give the kids something fizzy to drink before they wake up in an hour. "

I wonder how I could go about installing a sonic screwdriver i to an omnitool, maybe download the schematics into the tool that way its solid hologram system can create it as needed from the energy fields?

>>Stormlight Archive
A jump for that should only be made after the first 5 books are done. It marks a halfway point in the series, and iirc Sanderson has said that he'd take a Stormlight break at that point. Besides that, anyone who made a Stormlight jump should really include a clause that, if they ever leave Jumpchain, it can be updated by somebody else.

Chapter four of my Resident Evil Writefagging is done.

Reminder this guys transformation was NTRed by his Father

I was walking down the hallway, and stumbled, and fell into nothing. And there in the great blackness lit by stars of infinite colour, she made me an offer. And I could not refuse.

> mfw
BRAVE AND HONORABLE SIR KNIGHT, IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN CHALLENGED SO!

I INVITE YOU TO TRY.

Costumes! I love costumes.
Often kinda priestess themed, maybe with some gold jewelry or egyptian style makeup, that kindof thing. But I can also do witches, or the Sauron-Overlord kinda look. It depends on what I'm going for.

Of course, in a casual stealth jumper setting, it's more understated, y'know, just some nice regular clothes or something, though I really prefer casual casual, like, I'm not super good at dressing up all normal for people.
I'm usually trying to go for a theme of some kind. So it's prettymuch either everyday clothes, with maybe a coat or something for style, or "I look like a freaking anime villain".

Trick
Allison & Lillia
That Kino no Tabi higschool spinoff
Nagasarete Airantou

The Games We Play.

Oh I fully expect the Stormlight Archive to not get a jump ANY time soon, and if it did that it should be open to updates. Given that the 4th book is predicted to release in 2020, the fifth book is quite a way off.

>The first 5 books.
>I thought this was a trilogy.
>But no. Ten books are planned.
>MFW
Nope nope nope. Fuck making a Jump for that /ever/.

>Sanderson
Fucking why tho.

"Do you really want to do this? Are we doing this right now? Yes? Fine then."
"I'd͢ l̀i͜k̨e͠ t̸o̵ se̕e y͜ou͞ try̷. D̸̀͜͜͠ò̧͜ ̕̕͠y̕͢ờ͟ù̢r̕͜ ͜ẁ̡̛̛o̧̨r̷̢s̛t̸̡͟.̴́͡͡"

Yup. But still, Jumpchain has already lasted a few years already. Who knows, we might actually be here forever. In that case, it serves well to plan for the future.

Don't forget that the first book was already 1000 pages long, and each subsequent book has gotten longer, with the third book having 1250 pages.

How do I get a Sonic Screwdriver, without going to Dr. Who?

I don't think I could tolerate being around the Doctor for 10 years.

What will /a/ do if he says "this is the end, Jiren?"

Too bad.

Oh yeah, and the fact that the Stormlight Archive is gonna take plot points from basically all other Cosmere books, so that's another 20+ books you have to read if you wanna make that jump.

I thought he did?

Why not? I'll admit he's a little plodding as far as pacing goes, but he really builds the world and I enjoy that. Plus Stormlight and Spren are /really/ interesting concepts and powers to me. I just want to run around and play in that world.

Oh believe me, I know. I'm been listening to the audio books and they both clock in well over the 40 hour mark.

He already said it

>I CALL THEE FORTH JUMPER, HEATHEN, BLASPHEMER, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND CONQUERER OF MEN AND WOMEN. SPEAK! SAY THEE THY FINAL WORDS BEFORE THOU ART PURGED FROM THESE LANDS BY THE GRACE AND MIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY!
"Oh, wow. Is that your stance? That's murder on your lower back and rotator cuff. Lemmie just, yeah, no. . . hold on. Lemmie just stand up and help you adjust. You keep that up and you'll be all kinds of fucked up before you're 40."

Go to infinicon and buy it as your wonder item.

Star Trek?

He was just hanging out behind a tree, waiting for me to notice him. Scared the shit out of me, but they're a pretty nice person all other things considered.

Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

I wear a suit and tie.

Infinite time, especially if I can multitask.

>or you don't want to claim them while you already have other claims to do?
Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker,
FFTA2, Will Save World For Gold, Generic High Seas, The Secret Saturdays, and Marvel: Avengers Alliance.

Build one. All these tech perks throughout the chain, and you can't make one little multitool?

>Did an outer god just appear to you one day?
More the Moon introduced me to some eldritch horror that insists on being addressed as "Nyaruko-san".

"You have journeyed far, mortal. For one of your kind to reach the Inner Sea of the World speaks volumes of your character, and for that at least I applaud you. But, if what you seek is my destruction, then I am sorry to say that this will be the end of your tale. For mine is an existence far greater in breadth and depth than that of any mortal being, and upon these shores my life is without limit."

"But I see you are not dissuaded, neither the fire in your eyes or the faith in your heart have been extinguished. Good. It would be an unseemly end for a hero, to die cowering before the face of Eternity."

"So come then, Hero of God, take up your spear and sword with a fierce battle-cry upon your lips. Let us see if mankind has yet achieved the means to slay the World!"

Pic related.

Huh, you actually bought that? I mean, I know it sounds pretty cool, especially if you have perks to get around the ritual needed to pull it off, but that's a lot of CP investment for a one-use world-killer.

>“Thirty minutes,” Howard spoke, “was all it took, from start to finish. You all received lesser doses, but it’s only a matter of time, now.”
>mfw
I am totally willing to bet Howard only has a single cure for himself, and is willing to cause strife for his own amusement. Such is the power of life and death.

Since the notes aren't there yet, could you remind me: Which one of the combinations was GaoGod, again? The one that was the same as the base gattai, but with remodels like Condor instead of Eagle?

What's the jump that NuBee recently dropped? I didn't see anything like it in the uploads folder. Should I be looking somewhere else or has it not posted? If someone could post it, that'd be great as well.

I just went to bed one night, when I ended up in some fancy office, with no windows, and a locked door. The room was full foe expensive furniture, and there was a desk with a lady in a suit sitting behind it. I asked who she was, she told me her name is Order, and the rest is history.

It is in the notes, it is Leon, Condor, Saw Shark, Buffalo, and Jaguar.

>Abareranger
Ready to get the coolest suit in the franchise

I drop dead on the spot, body lifeless before I even hit the ground.

Then I just wait a while in my warehouse/personal pocket dimension, before going out with a new face and name.

Because faking your death solves every problem.

Tell me about a piece of fanon that you decided was canon within the context of your chain.

Oh, so it is. I'm blind, apparently. And yeah, okay, it's the one I thought. Well, that's fine, I don't want any of those ones. I think I'll go for one of the designs that were completed but never actually made it into the show, like GaoManta or GaoPeacock.

Yeah, AbareKiller had a cool design.

Warhammer not being entirely grimdark

End Times was just a Chaos Champion's fever dream

Thank you, Konatanon

Is that dekus mom. No wonder she got fat.

I want, I want it so bad. His voice was pretty great too.

That the Malcador was a reverse trap

That Newtypes in Gundam are literally autistic. Even if it was originally intended as a dumb joke, it does explain a lot.

Bakugo’s mom has always been hotter

The Hyuuga Conspiracy. imgur.com/a/gc6Cc

Literally impossible.

>I CALL THEE FORTH JUMPER
I think you have the wrong guy.
> HEATHEN, BLASPHEMER
I mean, technically? I'll recognize gods as extant, but that doesn't mean they're worth worshiping. Unless they'll smite me if I don't, I'm not getting on my knees and fellating their ego.
>DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Hey! That world was like that when I got there!
>CONQUERER OF MEN
I don't really swing that way.
>AND WOMEN.
One woman, and it's more a mutual conquering, really.
>SPEAK! SAY THEE THY FINAL WORDS BEFORE THOU ART PURGED FROM THESE LANDS BY THE GRACE AND MIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY! I ask your final words Demon. Speak them now before you meet thy fate.
Can you give this letter and my body to my wife?

Damn I wish this was a jump. Sadly I suck at jump making.