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First for Custodes
Reminder that all waifus will belong to Chaos eventually.
>Cafes have these two as the logo
>Normalfags unwittingly walk into a den of concentrated autism because they thought it was a coffee shop
How does she fit in that armor
Fetal position.
FOR SALE
x1 Adeptus Custodes Trajon Valorius
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Starting bid: $150
>T7 18W 3+/4++
>450pts
Uhhh, 40kfags?
Prove it.
Painting my first Tzaangor unit soon, probably starting with the Shaman, anyone got any tips for painting them? Their skin etc? Or failing that a good video to watch?
yes?
Which Legion is truly the best? Why is it?
It's what abaddon does.
>herpaderp I'm gonna spend a billion imperial shekels to get the best armor I can get
>now watch me not wear a helmet and invalidate the entire thing
>also watch my luxurious locks getting stuck in all the servos
Is it a statement?
She didn't belong to chaos though.
She got tricked, then shot.
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That's my thought, though I'm thinking I might need to clean off the icons. That or just accept the icons and never acknowledge that they're AoS.
"It's totally an Imperial Cult! Honest! They think the Emperor is the sun I swear!"
>when you remember there is an in-universe romance story set on "the paradise world of Krieg" (source: 'The Carrion Throne' btw)
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Iron Halo
the one that personally appeals to you, unless you like night lords or autism warriors, in which case you're just wrong.
We need to make this happen
But Iron Warriors are my favorite...
That's why I don't buy the fetal position thing. 40K artists have no fucking idea what they're doing when it comes to power armor. They put a head on it and call it a day.
Well ok then she's just a really big gal.
>when the kriegers and the ogryns start arguing over who loves the emperor more
I always assume in pictures like that the combined servos and armour is like at least half a foot thick.
This.
Also a cardboard Duncan outside the cafe with a bubble box saying.
"Thin your paints!"
In this case I think they didn't understand that astartes pattern armor and human pattern armor are different sizes.
>not kriegers and vahallens
Could a kind user help me make two balanced/fun forces? Without any of the points detailing i think i have a chaos force of 1361 points versus 1466 points of space marines. I have the following models left which i can turn into either force:
1x rhino
1x old shitty fuckedup predator
5x assault marines 7x regular marines
Happy to order some bits or units from china, fine w. spending 100bucks
#Army of Chaos (1361/Unlimited pt.) @Detachments [ 2 ]
#basically the 7th + 8th edition starter sets
Death Guard (Batallion detachment) (703pts)
Lord of Contagion (130pt.)
Malignant Plaguecaster (110pt.)
Noxious Blightbringer (65pt.)
20x - Poxwalkers (120pt.)
10x - Poxwalkers (60pt.)
10x - Poxwalkers (60pt.)
Foetid Bloatdrone (158pt.)
Death Guard (Batallion detachment) (658 pts)
Death Guard Sorcerer (98pt.)
Death Guard Sorcerer (98pt.)
Helbrute (139pt.)
7x - Plague Marines (119pt.)
6x - Plague Marines (102pt.)
6x - Plague Marines (102pt.)
#Army of Adeptus Astartes (1466/Unlimited pt.)
(Adeptus Astartes (Batallion detachment)
Captain (77pt.)
Chaplain (72pt.)
Techmarine (62pt.)
Apothecary (55pt.)
5x - Terminator Assault Squad (Codex) (235pt.) Thunder Hammer; Storm Shield;
5x - Terminator Squad (192pt.)
6x - Tactical Squad (88pt.) 1x Heavy bolter;
7x - Tactical Squad (116pt.) 1x Missle launcher;
7x - Tactical Squad (116pt.) 1x Missle launcher;
Land Speeders (97pt.) Multi-melta;
Land Raider (356pt.)
PIC: Not related, but makes me dream away
"Our glaze covers each doughnut in two thin coats!"
The Vahallens are too busy getting drunk with the Vostroyans.
You can like them, but it's out of the question that they're best legion
>What would you like in your coffee?
>Uh sugar and whole milk please
>Sorry, we only serve skim
It's a well known fact that as your rank increases in 40k, so too does your face's ability to absorb small arms fire.
If Space Marine sergeants are sufficiently high-ranked to provide their faces with protection equivilent to a Mk VIII helmet, you better believe an Inquisitor can deflect boltgun rounds with her forehead.
Not GK ones though apparantly
Iron Warriors are the best legion for they are the most like us.
most like you, maybe
So is the Fallen kill or do you think they will bring him back ? Because I think they will bring back the Inquisitor as a possessed or even bigger radical.
Totally buffed?
You are on Veeky Forums talking about plastic army men that alone makes you like the Iron Warriors.
Autistic jaded nutjobs that like to play their miniature wargames.
Didn't we have an image of this inquisitor donning this armour?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CORSAIRS
They only have 3 units now, FW stopped selling the basic troops now, No HQ, only 2 troops and 1 fast attack. What the fuck happened? I wanted to ally some space pirates to my space rapists and now I cant because I cant take a Corsair HQ and I dont want a smelly autrach.
What the fuck man
Do you goys use one of those lamps with a magnifying glass that clamps to a desk/bench?
Is it worth investing? My lighting is pretty shit atm, can only really work in daylight
I always assume in picture like that everyone is a fat fuck with dinky little heads
Catachan Jungle fighters have a similar ability with their chests.
Lore question. When a new chapter is founded, how big of a fleet do they get? If there is no canon answer, then what do you consider is a believable size for a starter fleet?
I think one battle barge, two strike cruisers and four frigates sounds reasonable enough.
No, just her getting out of her pre-battle bath, her getting lubed up by her female servants and then in full terminator plate.
I think it would depend on if they are specifically going to be a fleet based chapter or not, I would assume fleet based chapters would have more.
>battlebarge day 1
You gotta earn that first battlebarge son.
Buy a nice LED lamp for like 30 USD. You can get ones with brightness and color settings.
>unless you like night lords
Not likeing Supreme Batman Legion is a sign of poor taste and top noch fagotry, people with such taste tend to die choking on nigger cock.
Just as planned.
Prove it.
please?
Nightfag detected.
Checked.
You know that actually sounds like a good slogan.
How many of you lot are weebs?
So GAMA is in a couple of weeks, what do you think GW is going to show and preview there? My guess is a more detailed look of whats coming for Necrons and the AdMech Knight, maybe some more Marine stuff.
Well I don't play tau so I'm gonna say I am not.
>primarch kill count
>fulgrim, one ferrus
>russ, two nobodies
>dorn, one space marine named alpharius
>Konrad Curze, 80 Vulcans and one Curze
GG EZ no RE
Nigger dick gobbler detected
Ave Dominus Edge
>Said user as he posted on Veeky Forums
>boltguns are canonically long-range mini-RPGs that pierce through armor and explode violently
>Assault 1
>Ap-0
>1 damage
She's my waifu though pls dont steal
VI
I even write my army lists replacing "Wolf Lord" with "Jarl" and "Wolf Guard Battle Leader" with "Huskarl"
Next to nothing.
Adepticon is like a week after it and is the big thing
we all are, you fucking tard
return to filthy frank's comment section
You forgot that Guilliman also killed one space marine named Alpharius.
No, that's more a case of regular carapace armour having the same stopping power as a naked chest.
>>How many of you lot are weebs?
>asking this question
>on Veeky Forums
>She didn't belong to chaos though.
She does now.
Pls no my waifu is pure and just. Fuck grey knights. They're such fags and they ruin everything
Veeky Forums is on fire, and so are we.
>nigs did I say I wasn't?
>guardsmen tank bolter shells 1/3 of the time
>one
100 at least
Space Wolves that stick with their viking 30k aesthetic are definitely better than the wolf wolfs of 40k.
It's not naked they usually have a wife beater.
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she gonna get that double bird d
w-what is he going to do to her?
Is.. Is this TZEENTCH SISTERS?
You leave Macha out of this.
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Nah abbadon cheats by not having arms to get in the way
Google 'movie marines" and find some people who wont walk away after reading those rules.
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Moon man moon man can't you see
Slaanesh and Nurgle must hang from trees
Movie marines are pretty bad rules wise.
S A U C E
Pre Corax XIX
Because Pale Nomads ain't nothing to fux with
>Our paints are thinned, our coffee is not!
>eldar have rending
>tau have S 5
>necrons have AP-1
>orks have assault
What should bolters get? I personally think necrons should get D2 to threaten vehicles and marines should have AP-1
Damn this is the coolest theme for an army I've ever seen.
Are you trying to b8 people with that shit?
Duncan donuts is too close to Dunkin donuts for trademark laws, should go with 'Two Thin Coats' and still have the posters of Duncan everywhere
>What should bolters get?
removed, along with Space Marines
Just for you, user.
>removing the highest selling army
I mean if you want to kill the game go right ahead.
>tfw no qt Catachan gf with smallarms fire resistant skin who can choke out an Ork
Born 38,000 years too soon ;__;
Necron's with D2 is a horrible idea. Every TEQ is going to get blown off the table by a single unlucky roll against chaff shooting.
I watch a little bit of anime but I'm not. I'm here for the autism not the anime
linkin park: the legion, is shit tier taste. not only are they not the best, they are objectively the worst legion of the HH legions (2nd worst is space wolves)
Tooth-in-Coats Cafe?