This comic is offensive...

I take two showers a day and why the hell did you call me a creep

>8
you are angry, immature, and probably fat.

libtard

>never been in a party without at least one woman
>personally gming for an exclusively female group

Sounds like you don't play in the right groups OP.

My D&D group has more women in it than men (including my girlfriend who I met through tabletop RPGs).

Sounds like you are just a bit of a shut in.

Girls don't have cooties you know
Virgin.

>here arent that many chicks playing dnd or other tabletop games
Because they all kill themselves when their characters are killed, didn't you pay attention to the tract?

Since Elfstar is a level 8 cleric could't she just revive Black Leaf

>your character dies
>group kicks you out forever

Yeah I can see this happening in some groups.

The girl was retarded enough to kill herself because her character died

It's literally a witches' coven masquerading as a roleplay group.

>If you die in the game, you die for real
Marcie is fucking hardcore, everyone on this board is a casual pleb compared to her.

She could have, but clearly Elfstar just wanted all the sweet treasure and EXP for herself.

This is the reason our group has a firm rule: You die in real life, you die in the game.

Was Debbie that guy?

What is this the Matrix

The original

What if Jack Chick wrote a comic claiming that 40k is satanic

Actually in my experience girls tend to play in girl groups. So those could be five out of a total of eight female players in the whole town, but it looks like a lot because they're all together.

the internet would explode in neckbeard rage because muh lore and muh ruinous powers

>our group at its biggest had 4 dudes and 5 chicks
>after all forms of natural selection thats down to 2 each
they exist they just dont wanna play w/ you

Instead she was busy casting a *mind bondage* spell on her friend instead of resurrecting her friend

Oops i mean father

He might claim the Emperor is the Antichrist

What's with all that shit about "you don't see them because you a virgin/smelly/autist"? I never had a problem with women, they just don't come to our games club and it's not like playing pretend with adults is for everyone so I'm not inviting girls left and right. The fact is that women are less social about this hobby and prefer a more secluded approach even if they have reasons for that. This means both that there will always be less women than men in the hobby, and that they will be less visible, since men are less afraid of joining groups of outsiders. It's normal and to a certain degree correct to believe that women are not common in Veeky Forums stuff.

Then again I'm not american or pseudo-american like the 90% of this board so maybe it's different here.

hot

Debbie is a Slaanesh worshipper confirmed

In my experience the US RPG community is about 1/3 female. A minority, but definitely not some mythical beast. You don't see them at LGSs because of the smelly virgin autists

>women are less social about this hobby
they're fucking everywhere, but I live in canuckistan so that's pretty much any hobby

I already said that it may be different in the USA (and Canada is literally the USA) where D&D is casual enough to be in cartoons like Dexter.

Half the town's female player base wiped out in a wave of suicides after one unfortunate TPK.

It keeps happening!

Did some female players convert into Christianity

I'd hazard a guess that the "smelly virgin autist" comments were more inspired by the attitude implied by OP than by the idea that only someone with those traits could end up in a situation where they'd never played with a woman.

Clearly Jack Chick was a prophet trying to warn us of the dire peril of caster supremacy. Clericwizards get to learn satanic occult majicks, theifs die to no save death traps and kill themselves, and fighters probably get handed a knife and told to go have fun.

Really though, how does getting "the real power" work if you're anything but a caster?

I take five showers a day to get all the pussy juice out of my bulging muscles.

>choosing anything but a caster
We Satanists have a thing called "natural selection". Google it.

>Gaming clubs

No wonder Girls don't come in your smelly nerd caves. I only play at home and never had any issue in getting girls on the team.
t. Eurofag

>You die in real life, you die in the game.
Well, that's decent. It would be weird to take over a PC after the player dies.

I live in a shower, and have adapted to my new semi-aquatic lifestyle through intensive surgical procedures.

>He doesn't honor his fallen comrades by keeping their PCs alive in game

Interestingly, when I was fat, pimply and unemployed my gaming groups were all entirely male. When I lost weight, got a job and started taking care of myself suddenly the group was around half women every time.

Makes u think

>not basing your setting's pantheon on Saturday morning cartoons
Why would celestials and fiends be nuanced?

You should be sorry

There is apparently a movie based on that comic
youtube.com/watch?v=LADLv1803Vw

Gaming clubs are the only way to know people who plays this games once all your friends "grow" out of it.