NEW REPORT

NEW REPORT

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I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!

ENEMY CONTACT

I was a fool for being excited by the fantasy of him returning with merrick adrastia and lord bernn in DoW3, I enjoyed IG campin in DoW2 so much...

>Kaptain Bluddflagg will never return.

Shame, he and his crew had such great banter.

That's not how you spell GORGUTZ

Gorgutz is fun an all, but m8. Ork Space Pirates

SIR! Enemy contact from the easter road, Sir! Should we order the artillery strike now, sir?

Nah, send in more guardsmen

THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH

Not even think about it, you degenerate! Some of us are trying to sleep here!

Ah! A challenge worthy of my skills.

WHERE'S OUR FIRE SUPPORT

>NEW REPORT

Sir! Sales revenue is up two percent over Q1 2017, Sir!

I'VE SET ME GITFINDA TO PANZEE. DEY'RE OVER DERE!

I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST

Why was the Chaplain the best voice in the entire serie?

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AHHH, THE WALK UPON THE BLOOD-STAINED GROUND

THE ENEMIES OF MAN CANNOT STAND BEFORE US!

Grey Knights were up there, though.

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>tell chaplain to get in a rhino three feet away from his current position
>"Difficult, to be sure. But it shall be so!"
Lazy fuck

but Gorgutz was in DoW III

not that I played it

>Meanwhile in the Warp

>(distant buzzing)

>(BUZZING INTENSIFIES)

>(BUZZING OF LITERALLY ALL THE WASPS EVER)

So who are wasps' patron?

They're belligerent as fuck, so I'm leaning Khorne, but they're also close cousins to bees, who are clearly Nurglite.

>(GENOCIDAL BUZZING)

LIKE TINY TAU BEES WE WILL COVER YOU IN CORPSES TILL YOU DY OF OVERHEATING, NOW CHARGE MEN!

Malal

THE EMPEROR IS A THOT.

ALL HEADS OF STATE ARE QUEENS user

RULE IMPERIUM, IMPERIUM RULE ALL SPACE.

THE INQUISITORS MAY BE QUEENS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE GOD EMPEROR ISN'T A THOT.

...

>(GIANT MOCKING BUZZING)

The emperor doesnt breath, so he isnt a thot

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Lord Castor, you have visitors and they say they are peckish. What should we do?

MAKE THEM SUPPER!

What should we serve them?

A CAN OF WHOOPASS.

ALIEN BEANS!

Best voice? Pfft.
COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND

I don't think I know how, sir.

Dishonour, with an Entrée of Death.

>(EVEN BIGGER BUZZING)

STAND BACK I'll SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE! OVER THE PROVERBIAL RIDGE

Welp, we had a good run, humanity, but it's about time to pack up and fuck off.

So long, wasp death planet! Next stop: Anywhere but here!

...

>(BEEP BOOP BUZZ BUZZ)

Sir the planet Carlos McConnell is just a few clicks away, propose we stop there to regain the morale of our troops.

>ATTENTION HUMANS, ELDAR, ORKS AND OTHER DENIZENS OF THIS GALAXY.

>YOUR WORLDS ARE NOW TERRITORY OF THE NOPE!!! EMPIRE.

Oh, here's the ambassador now

>(CRUSH KILL DESTROY dab)

YOU CANNOT STAND BEFORE ME
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THOT DETECTED

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOM!

>(BOW OR BURN, IT MATTERS NOT.

>(A sound that can best be described as a bulldog eating a bowl of sauerkraut)

>(dispatching hunter squadrons.

New organism detected, Identifying charateristics.
.............. Survival chance ......................... ..0.0000001 %

bro just VATS the wings

unless you're doing a melee playthough in which case bring antivenom

Cazadors inbound!
FIX BAYONETS!!

>(triumphant BUZZING)

>HERESY PRIME IS ONLINE
>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>WEAPONS: HOT

WAAAGH!