Loincloths give a WIS bonus

Loincloths give a WIS bonus
Leotards give a DEX bonus
Bikinis give a STR bonus

the more high-cut they are, the higher the bonus is (up to a reasonable level).

Sounds good?

Only if they are sufficiently monk-y or barbarian-y. Fighters, paladins, and clerics should still be armor bros for the sake of variety.

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of course bros should wear armor, but gals of all classes should wear one of those three.

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I said "up to a reasonable level"

that level being slightly above the hip line. If it's too high it's not as sexy so the bonus can't get higher

Late on the draw, pal.

not like your post was relevant either

I think you should fap before posting on Veeky Forums

I think you should stop spamming that unfunny, witless post like it's instantly gonna disintegrate every thread you post it in.

FUNDOSHI
HIGH CUT
MOTHER FUCKING BROWN SWEATY GIRLS
TRIBAL BITCHES
AMAZONS
TRIBAL BITCH WITH TATTOOS
SARASHI TO BOOT
RITUAL SEX RITUALS
ORGY RITUALS
GOD APPEASEMENT
RITUAL FAMILY INCEST
ALHCHOL ONI AMAZON FUNDOSHI SARASHI WOMEN
UNSHAVEN GENITALS AND ARMPITS ON MUSCLEGIRL AMAZONS WITH FUNDOSHI AND LOIN CLOTHS
BE THE BRITISH EXPLORER AND FORAGE HER JUNGLE CANOPIES

Three minutes is a perfectly reasonable time to find the right comic and the wakfu duck, open them both in paint, shrink the duck, and use it to cover nipples, and then solve a captcha.
Plus I did a better job, forgot one.
MODS

It really just speaks to the quality of oglaf, that it's posted so often here. People complain about every other punchline being "Gay sex!" but it has more than its fair share of memorable moments.

>unshaven
no

the rest sounds pretty good though

Yeah but this one isn't really among the good ones.

It speaks more to the inability of fa/tg/uys to let go of old memes

I think you should stop being assmad when someone calls out your porn-addicted virgin ass.

>old memes
It's like a month old?

>puh-please don't break me break my nofap streak you meanies!

Oglaf is fucking ancient, but it still gets posted even when it's not funny.

But this one is pretty funny, especially in the context of old frazetta barbarian artwork and pulp stories?
Sure, they do miss as often as they hit, this week's one feels like a retread, but it's still far from being bottom-of-the-barrel webcomics like CAD.

Can we compromise on cleanly trimmed?

diapers give a CHA bonus

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it makes perfect sense though

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No, no it doesn't.
And you have a literal shit fetish.

I guess I'm making a dex character this game then

no, it's a literal underwear fetish

learn the difference between plastic and excrements

A very high level DEX character

don't forget that you'll lose all benefits if the bottom half of the leotard is fully covered

But what raises INT?

nothing raises INT

Nudist wizard is a go, then.

Of course! Thats just basic knowledge!

this is sword and sorcery, nerds aren't viable

Short shorts

ugly, no bonus

Shouldn't short shorts be CON since they're the most robust?

I'm not here to be viable I'm here to make cryptic comments and laugh maniacally.

Gods preserve me.

in that case give your witch a leotard.

Nah, CON is tiny dresses

What wretched taste, flee from here traveler, your kind are not welcome in these lands!

cheongsam and cocktail dresses


disgusting

get your horrible toonami garbage outta here

>cheongsam

I'm okay with this.

>A mighty wizard

just a matter of common sense
it's appropriate for mages and you can apply the high-cut scaling to it.

user, keep your bait out of this blessed thread.

yeah but you're wrong

this is correct

It's my thread, my word is paramount.

Fool, once a thread is born you lose all power to steer it's bow. There are no sovereigns here

>where did the top come from
>where does it go
>where did it come from cotton eyed joe

It makes sense: it can be used to seduce AND to intimidate.

Okay so far the stats are:
>Str - BBikini
>Dex - Leotard
>Con - Short shorts/hot pants?
>Int - Short shorts/hot pants OR cheongsam/cocktail dresses
>Wis - Loincloth
>Cha - n/a

So need to pick for Int, maybe push short shorts to Con, and something not shitty for Cha.

I say push short shorts to Con and Cha is either
>Low cut pants/shorts/underwear
>Slingshot one pieces
>Spats/Yogapants

>Str - Bikini
>Dex - Leotard
>Con - Short shorts
>Int - Cheongsam
>Wis - Loincloth
>Cha - Miniskirts
I gotcha my dude.

Behold, the man with the most plebeian of tastes!

>cha
we said diapers

low-cut clothing can't be high-cut so it can't provide a bonus in anything

Diapers are a terrible thing.

>we said diapers
Go away, user.

>Diaper

>Cha - n/a
Thigh highs and garters

>we

see
it's the only choice

Why would a specific set of clothing have a specific bonus with you can just wear a magic ring that can do any of those things?

I could make a barbarian character that uses a Ring of Greater Giants's Strength and just beat the shit out of everything with barbarian dick while buck ass naked.

>le Veeky Forums face
does not make you correct

Because it's fun you fucking chode.

Because it's a setting where clothes give you power. Why do you ask stupid questions user

Because it makes Veeky Forums's peepee hard

>Every setting is D&D

Go fuck off back to /babyfur/ with your scat fetish.

You said diapers, the rest of us want a non-shit option. Hell, I'm all for omorashi and think diapers are nasty and stupid, even before getting "used"

Really and have some good ideas, and so does So maybe a vote between those options.
>Low cut pants/shorts/underwear
>Slingshot one pieces
>Spats/Yoga pants
>Miniskirts
>Thigh highs and garters
Torn between miniskirts (no panties) and thigh highs with garters myself.

>intimidate not keyed to Str
You truly have the worst taste ever. Please kill yourself for the betterment of mankind.

Miniskirts teamed with nopan, of course.

To stay with the higher cut means higher bonus theme, maybe cha could just be thong/g/t-string?

then pick diapers because it's the perfect option, instead of saying objectively wrong shit like
>I'm all for omorashi and think diapers are nasty and stupid
or
>Really and have some good ideas, and so does

You can stick your vote up your ass because it doesn't matter as long as you don't change your mind

or, you know

Yeah, plus that makes it easier to apply the high-cut rules as points out, the closer it is to revealing everything the better your bonus.

The question is, whats to prevent everyone from just going hi-cut all the time? Will such a system have some draw back to being hi-cut, or is it like, you can ONLY wear hi-cut if you are strong enough to handle it?

>The question is, whats to prevent everyone from just going hi-cut all the time?
Modesty.

Why are Loincloths giving a WIS bonus?

It would make more sense if:
>LOINCLOTHS - STR
>LEOTARDS - DEX
>BIKINIS - CHA

It's not about logic, it's about taste.

Because your typical loincloth wearing barbarian or amazon already has plenty of Str, but maybe not so much in mental stats and the Wis bonus helps them with wilderness survival skills and telling when poncy civilized folks are being dishonorable.

Remember the Golden Rule

You can wear armour AND a highcut leotard/loincloth/bikini.

user there is a difference between obese and THICC and falls perfectly on the right side of that.

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Only the baddest bitches can wear higher cuts without experiencing THE BAD TIMES through wardrobe malfunctions.

Also because you have to live with all the usual implications of showing off too much, which means if you wanna be seen as more than a slut with a rape fetish you better be able to defend that thigh meat.

It's like going around in Kevlar all the time. Sure, I guess there's no reason not to, but realistically you're not going to bother unless there's a good chance you'll need it