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>BEEEEEE
every time

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Goddamnit, I know the porn comic this is from.

What the fuck is wrong with me :(

Maybe not. With the rise of tumblr and SJWs penetrating our hobby and how fucking old that stupid shit is, we go forward into a glorious future free of monty python.

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>With the rise of tumblr and SJWs penetrating our hobby
Try using more subtlety.

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>WOWOMAN

If that thing doesn't know Pin Missile then it's a complete waste of time.

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Anyone have the screencap of the guy saying don't learn Mandarin?

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That's goatse, isn't it.

Considering I’m pretty sure the guy who made it browses Veeky Forums and he does damn good porn, nothing is wrong with you.

No, the joke is just about having sex and likelihood of impregnating other species being HIGHLY RELEVANT to being a bard.

Care to share the name my man?

We all do, Lemon frequents Veeky Forums

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That's pretty good.

Thanks anonanon

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You know....Now that he mentions it and now that I've tilted my screen I can kinda see that being goatse.

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OH MY GOD this whole thing is fucking cathartic for me.

I work for a distributor of recycling machines, all of them exclusively purchased from a Chinese factory. Holy FUCKING shit are they terrible. They have no fucking drawings, tolerances are fucking abysmal (like, drill holes will be in a CURVED LINE with variances of 2" off-center in some cases) rusted steel sprayed over with Home Depot spray-paint, shitty electronics that fail in 3 months, steel quality so terrible it has literally failed after 24hrs of use, ground wires labelled in weird-ass colors and hooked up in all the wrong places, motors that are literally bricked when they come off the goddamn boat...

Jesus christ, its horrendous. And the shittiest part is that we can't change vendors - EVERYTHING we get has to come through them. And they'll lie to your goddamn face and not even care, because they KNOW we can't go anywhere else!

Working this job has given me a complete hatred of any and everything that says "Made In China" and an absolute distrust of any CBC.

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It is from the Book of Erotic Fantasy, chapter 2.

9. half Nelson.
10. the forbidden FULL NELSON!

Here you go m8y

e-hentai.org/s/9b65e8452e/596447-158

That's pretty clearly CE.

I would say the character as a whole is CN, because he switches from being good and evil but barely operating within the confines on the law half the time

What is this from?

"barely within the confines of the law" is still within the confines of the law.

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>CBC.
the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation?

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It's 2018 brah, Shapeshifter is barely even considered deviant at this point.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

>see this post
>decide to re-read the comic
>Get to this Panel
>Recognize the guy's shirt
GUYS

That's from Nosferatu isn't is?

Not worth making into its own thread. I read people saying that nu-tg sucks compared to what it was, that all the old creative people left for other forums, etc.
Now I like it here, but I'm a pretty new newfag, and I'd love to get more Veeky Forums content in my life. So where did they all go? Other chans' tgs are graveyards compared to this board.

>SJWs haven't seen Monty Python

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>drawing self insert porn where your OC fucks Ronnie
>draw him skinny
What the fuck

Can confirm, I work in chemical processing and the Chinese are bastards. Don't ever buy glassware from them, it will arrive at least 10% out of spec on average.

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coward

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Im a dirty phone poster that misspelled, alright?

no

>ST ARKINDUSTRIES

>JENNIFER ST ANWYCK
I think the font is just being retarded because the A comes down at an awkward angle while the T is a bit off-center, leaving a big dumb space. Note how BAR looks normal-ish because the bottom of the B uses all of the available space.

Should be chocolate all the way through

Why not?

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I feel Obi Wan's case is the most accurate. The player will ignore the warning, attempt doing so, fall, and be filled with hatred toward either the GM for screwing him over or Obi Warn for not trying to stop him hard enough.

As for an actual reason, it's a known stereotype that That GM's love to make paladins break their sworn oaths, or "fall", which makes them lose their fancy paladin powers until they atone. The atonement of course being something the GM determines both in execution and worthiness upon completing.

Not first hand experience, but I have a couple of friends who run a weight and Measures operation contracted with the State of California. The first year of operation they thought they where being savvy by buying China. HAHAHAH no. The weights where always off by an intolerable amount and the scales where criminally off. Literally criminal, as in if your scales are foo you can get your ass in so much legal trouble!

They ended up finding a company in Sweden, and they have to pay thru the nose, but it's worth every penny they say.

Would you say they're worth their weight in gold?

More so actually.

I know people dont want to carry equipment with them, but god damn as least use a gliding suit to flying squirrel yourself down.

Don't worry, he survived. That time.

HOW

I'm just going off what Veeky Forums has repeated every time this webm goes up:
He's wearing a parachute, he's gliding away from the cliff as he falls before pulling it, the video cuts right before it goes out, and later on he died while doing a different stunt.

Fetish seller. I am going into Veeky Forums, and I require your strongest fetish!

>a fiend of mine has a chinese gf
>decide to co write out thesis on chinese banking
>me as legal fag handling the legal issues with banking between the EU and china plus making sure her text is readable for a western audience
>her on the economic side of things and translation
>starts out great the girl has been here for a few years and has westernized a lot
>start getting legal texts from her
>allokay.jpg
>find a few things that aren't clear and could lead to litigation
>start looking for litigation
>can't find any
>get very confused by this there is always some one suing someone else over the smallest details of anything
>get the chinese girl to contact some people for me to get more about this
>the response she gets is "oh the courts trow those cases out"
>we are talking shenanigans that can cost a major client millions of dollars a year
>not important enough for the chinese courts
>my half of the thesis ends up being 40 pages of how doing businesses with chinese banks makes you a victim or and accessory to fraud
>chinese banks are a fucking under capitalized money laundering, fraudulent and ponzi sceaming mess and run by the gov or high places party members so no one does jack shit about it

Movie?

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Fuck that got me good

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>He honestly think dumb Monty Python memers are in any way better than whatever is current dumb memers.

Monty Python is funny. Your quoting/impression/memeing of it isn't. Old shit is not better than new shit just for being old.

You can't handle my strongest fetishes, traveler.

This seems like a well rehearsed answer so I will believe it.

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I keked, then I looked at the filename and keked again.