>be me, a 7th level Oath of Crown paladin >after wading through an underground complex filled with various goblinkin, we finally come across a "stable" of goblin children >myself and the rest of the party butchers them mercilessly and walk out with hard-earned loot >no one ever questions or brings up how we killed a bunch of goblin kids
Fuck shortstacks. Kill green vermin on sight.
Kayden Price
what do you mean "stable"?
Luke Thompson
That's how the DM described it. It was basically a fenced off barn.
Brody Flores
How's 8th grade treating you, buddy?
Adam Walker
>Things that didn't happen for 100 Alex.
Sounds like you're a runner up to be the next school shooter.
William Davis
Why so triggered Veeky Forums? It's not like goblins are people.
Isaiah Morgan
>triggered Ah, so it's 6th grade then?
Joshua Adams
The only good goblin is a dead goblin.
Eli Russell
>Dude my way of presenting fantasy creatures and morality is different from yours? I'm going to shove it in your face! >lol what do you mean you don't like my arrogant, self fellating, no effort shitposting thread? LMAO you must be a SJW cuck roastie get triggered xd
Zachary Brown
So what? You roleplayed it correctly, Oath of Crown pallies are assholes. Now if you were an Oath of Devotion or Oath of the Ancient ones there would have been morality issues, but this thread is... really pointless.
Liam Cox
Lmao every deviant in here is shitposting about killing some goblin kids but im 100% sure most of them have fucked at least three different types of Tieflings
hows 7th grade treating you thread?
Jacob Price
No, there is a point, just someone trying, not very good mind you, to rile up people with a "haha, your personal opinion on fantasy monsters and the morality of killing imaginary children sure is dumb, I am such a clever guy for wasting time making this thread" thread.
Liam Perry
I think he's just making fun of retarded /d/fags who keep making threads about how you should totally try to fuck monsters and demons
Benjamin Murphy
Fuck shitposting, Veeky Forums how can these types of scenarios be portrayed maturely and convincingly? I'm running a campaign where humanity's frontier is pushing up against the edge of the continent and wild monster types are getting pushed back from hunting / raiding / adventurer murdering grounds to their actual homes. A lot of tribes and clans are balanced between desperately banding together or clawing at each others throats at the pressure from civilization closes in. The players are some regular joe adventurers helping an alliance of frontiersmen under the guise of standard adventurer tropes, clearing out dungeons, slashing kobolds, getting sick loot and bags of gold, but eventually they're going to be up against villages and clan politics. Can this sort of horror of war 'You find CHILDREN' thing be played without feeling all shoehorned and obvious? Should I just focus on the political tensions between clans vying for survival or allegiance with or against humanity?
David Watson
>Playing a standard TTRPG puts you in 8th grade This is traditional Game Board, meaning almost all TTRPGs are apart of that. Don't come to this board if you don't like it.
>Killing goblins didn't happen. It's actually the most common happening in any DnD similar game. It even happens in the first session.
>Unbased shit talk round 2 Not even gana be creative?
Julian Myers
>unbased >gana 4th grade it is.
Zachary Allen
>be me, a 7th level Oath of Cuckold paladin >after wading through an underground complex filled with various goodpostkin, we finally come across a "stable" of goodpost children >myself and the rest of the party butchers them mercilessly and walk out with hard-earned loot >no one ever questions or brings up how we killed a bunch of nonD&D kids
Fuck goodposts. Kill nonD&D players on sight.
Eli Sanchez
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Easton Nguyen
Yes, critical role kill.
James Ross
How does one differentiate between humanoids that are people and humanoids that aren't people?
Tyler Allen
Because you're intentionally acting overly edgy to make yourself seem cool and uncaring. It's not working and we can all see that.
Ayden Anderson
People are human. Humanoids that are human arnt people. Unless the setting says otherwise. Most settings got out and express that elves and dwarves are "people" a lot of settings go out and make it clear that Orcs and goblins are just monsters. It's merely a new idea wave that suh creatures are otherwise.
You could have reduced your greentext a bit there.
Luis Phillips
Ok... so: >People = Human >Some humanoids are human >Humanoids that are human are not people. You're contradicting yourself. You're also a shitposting faggot.
Ethan Morgan
You don't know what you're missing man.
Juan Gonzalez
>Mfw goblin used titty hero even mentions he's barely better than the monsters he hates and is in danger of slipping completely