How do you neutralize him, Veeky Forums?

how about i tell kharn that lucius is responsible for Argel Tals death 10000 years ago
Khorne wont let go of their favorite champion that easy

The only real way is to get Slannesh to love stop giving him favor. Since its them that plucks him and rezzs him. Maybe if Lucius truly gets beaten over and over or in a humiliating way then Slannesh will stop caring and drop him.

Trick Slaanesh into killing him

This.
Convince slaanesh he's boring and he loses any powers he had.

Not even hard even, slaanesh is a fickle bitch, shit get tzeentch in on it wouldn't be hard either.

Couldn't you just capture him and dump him in a status field?

Do a 1080 degree spin, of course.

>Rape luscious in front of the chaos panteon to prove the point
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That'd just make Slaanesh more interested.

Stick the person who killed him, and is in the process of turning into him trapped in a Stasis field.

Sensory deprivation. Worse than being a Haemonculus's new test subject.

Have a lamenter do it. They're literally incapable of joy or pleasure.

dose he not res only if the person killing him feels somekind of emotion after doing it? So wouldent it be possible to send out some utter psychopath with a high powered sniper rifle to get the job done? Or just mine the whole planet he is on so no one knows who killed him?

Humilliate him so hard slaanesh wont look at him with the same eyes ever again. How to get that reaction from slaanesh is another topic.

>Supposed to be the fucking GOAT in bladefighting
>First memorable moment is his face getting smashed in by Loken
>Probably lost to Sigismund
>Loses to a Raven Guard who styles on him and even kills him and he doesn't even get a hit in return
>Almost loses to a Thousand Sons

oh, i got you, mass orbital bombardmant via twin stage cyclonic torpedoes

Step 1:Find random guardsman
Step 2: Beat the snot out of lucius and take out his armour
Step 3: Have random guardsman shoot him until he fucking dies using his flashlight
Step 4: Throw guardsman into Bobby G's containment stasis field.
Step 5: Tell imperial retards that the guardsman is a brave hero that got wounded defending Girlyman
Step 6: Have the imperial retards pray for his soul/safety/life over 10 millenia or so
Step 7: Get some xenos whore and some heretek fag to come kill the guardsman so he comes back to life or some shit idk
Step 8: ???
Step 9: Use your imperial faith infused ultra-guardsman to destroy degenerate slannesh worshippers

was before he got the take over your body shit. got back up on the morgue table and scared the shit out of Fabius though

>say he is used goods and just walk away
Slaanesh btfo

Rape him so hard he doesn’t want to return.

There's a short story where he rezzes in the body of a munitions factory worker who was proud of the mine he built.

Chop his limbs off and leave him stranded under a tank, every time you meet him on the battlefield. Reference his fate with lame puns before you do it again and again and again.
>Tanks for coming back for me!
>Tread lightly!
>Could you lend me a hand?
The guy will be utterly humiliated and Slaanesh will grow tired of his failures after its done drinking in his buttmad. Do this enough, and Slaanesh may just kill him off for good, and who knows? Maybe you'll take his place as its champion punmaster.

Make him fight the TTS version of Cato Sicarius. It'll be a win either way the battle goes, with that pact that Calgar made to turn the Ultramarines into a chapter of Mary Sues.

Make him read this same fucking retarded thread on Veeky Forums for the billionth time and he'll kill himself.

You should show him how.

Put him in a box with sensory deprivation.

This isn't even Lucius you mongs, that's Teke the Smiling from Dan Abnett's "Pariah"

His schtick is storms of flower petals and his armour/weapons forming out of black goo.

>being unaware of the denial fetish

eh, he's bald, is a swordsman and an Emperors Children marine

it just works

Close, but not quite. Capturing him is indeed the correct course, but then you give him the same punishment as all Slaanesh-worshiping freaks: You put him in a sensory-deprivation box, and put that box in another box, and mail that box to a temple for training Culexus assassins. Aka the literal most horrible pysker-imprisoning place in the universe.

Or send him to Trayzn's collection: he has time-stop fields and knowledge of Pylons which would have roughly the same effect.

At any rate, no death = no rez.

Isn't there fluff where even a Culexus Assassin wasn't safe from him? I mean all you've done is given him what's basically an empty vessel to grow in.

That daemon catching amulet Inquisitor Valeria had. He can't come back if he's not dead.

>all these suggestions that leave the possibility of pride or other emotions, in which case why wouldn't slaneesh just transfer him from the prisoner to the warden

Because Slaanesh is a cheating bitch who rezzes him regardless of the "rules", I think he happened to be on a planet that was Exterminatus'd, but was revived later anyway.

these, just fuck him up and put hinm on a golden throne.

Why wouldn't Slaanesh? He's a being born of emotion and pride made into a warrior's eternal spirit. If you exterminated the planet, and felt proud, it would connect you. If you rendered him useless and felt proud of it, it would connect you. He's unkillable and unremovable until Slaanesh finds him boring, which is impossible because of all the unique ways he fucks with people.

yeah sit him on big daddy big E's big boney lap
that'll show him

What exactly does Lucius DO? I mean all I really get is he's a less interesting version of Sigvald.

That's my fetish

He culled like a third of the DEldar's population once and shows up whenever the protagonists need a laxative.

No. He take over your body if you fell pride at killing him, but there are multiple examples of Slaanesh just cheating and resurrecting him for shit and giggles when he was killed by something that didn't feel pride (a Marine with a "just another mark" attitude, a Necron Warrior...)

Kill Slaanesh.

Oh my...Lucius is SO 30k...I mean the fashion now are chadmarines! You should get yourself one, sweaty

Necron tesseract

stasis field.

Bad-fucking-ass. This...gives me an idea...

Rape turns to pair bonding. Both become stronger and linked. "Battle Buddies" haha

>Warhammer has Sigvald the glorious idiot who is eternally young, extremely vain, and cannibalistic
>Warhammer 40k has Lucius, a duelist whose whole shtick is about being rezzed when he dies (a good duelist wouldn't constantly die)

Why did you say that? You didn't have to say that.

>720 spins

There's only one way to defeat him. We need to land a 900.

mmmmmmmmmmmm me want to do this with all da bois

Soul Trap him into a rock. Then we throw the rock into a mine shaft on a dead world and collapse it. If there's one thing Slanneshi's hate, it's manual labour.

Get him killed by Tyranids.

Toss his into a black hole. Regardless of the circumstances of death, the time dilating he experiences on the way in would be the equivalent of tens of thousands of years worth of total sensory deprivation. Even if he came back, he'd be completely catonic.

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>Implying it's possible to rape a Slaaneshi

That's your answer to everything, Magos. I'm tired of your shit!

I track down whichever gw hack was responsible for this boring, dogshit character in the first place, make him undo it, and them push the talentless prick down a well.

lucius is the butt of a cosmic joke he doesn't even understand
in the days of the heresy, he was one of the most feared melee fighters alive
after 10k years of getting rezzed over and over, his fighting skills are dogshit but he still thinks he's the best that ever was or will be
his arrogance and vanity and ego are what he feeds slaanesh and he doesn't even fucking realize it

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>the most successful form of self defense against rape is to keep your rapist from realizing he's the one being raped until it's too late

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Send a robot to kill him. Problem solved.

He just recently regenerated out of a necron in canon

>"Heh, I'm pretty proud of that plan to put proto-Lucius into a Stasis Fie--OwO!"

Fucking what. When/where did this happen?

Here you go friendo

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Phasing_Sword

Aren't necrons supposed to be immune to chaos bullshit?

Thanks.

Necrons where designed to fight against a psychic race so they definitely have resistance to warp tomfoolery, but they lost so they're hardly immune. If Slaanesh is watching Lucius do something then there really isn't much of a defense against that.

Calmly talk things out like civilized folk.

same goes for Lucius

One thing I find that almost everyone forgets. Lucius if killed and no one turns then slannesh just revived him in the warp. Same with Most chaos champions with favor of the gods

>One thing I find that almost everyone forgets.
That's been mentioned at least five times in this thread.

So Lucius is basically an immortal Wimp-Lo?

wat

Necrons specific weakness is the warp; hence why they built the pylons to stop it. It's also why the slann created the orks.

Can't some particularly powerful sorcerer/psyker just obliterate or at least imprison his soul? Also, i find it complete bullshit that Slaanesh is just able to posses loyalist champions with him willy-nilly. The Emperor should be more then able to protect at least some of them.

Why not use a Tesseract Labyrinth? Tranzyn would love Lucius for his collection.

Send a long haired flamboyant man with insane dexterity and a prominent crotch into a Labyrinth.

SURELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG

I can just imagine Trazyn getting a knock on the door in the morning and having a delivery man asking for his signature for a Slaaneshi Marine in a sensory deprivation box.

The C'tans weakness was the warp, Necrons where made to fight the Old Ones which where a psychically aware race. They have resistance, but not an immunity. It was always the case.

>Actual physics
>40k

>> Lucius is basically the Deadpool of 40k.