Shameful things

Fuck no dude it's bad enough when we're playing make-believe, if I thought she actually liked me OOC it would be torture.
is that something that happens in CCS? been a few years since I've watched it

That changes nothing of what I said user, you can still want someone to flirt with you without being sure they like you OOC. Just hope that it never comes about my friend. You're subconscious betrays you user, it knows what you want deep down.

I don't want her to tho, it would just end in disappointment for me and possibly her. She lives literally thousands of miles away.

>got roped into running a game
>politics game between roman empire noble mage families
>everyone is playing the head of a noble household, simultaneously cooperating to accomplish objectives and competing to be the one who gets credit for it
>everyone owns slaves and has a support network of clients and family members who report to them
>PC's slaves end up doing most of the work and getting played by their players a lot
>occasionally get abused, sold, traded, given as gifts, set up to take the fall for shenanigans and crucified, etc

>slavery is a huge fetish of mine

Fuck this shit, right now I'm arranging to move literally 10.000 km for a girl and I'm almost certain it won't work because she's a goddamn normie. But stop being a pussy and act on your wants.

>player online says they're female
>they're fun, not outstanding but good
>years in, they confess they're actually MtF
VS
>player online says they're female
>absolute shit, every stereotype of female players rolled into one
>eventually send tits to try and convince me to give them favorable treatment
I honestly like playing with trannies more than women now.

Sometimes I wonder how common 'weird' fetishes really are. You see them a lot online and shit, but it's something you would think no normal person would ever be turned on by.

Or is that just because normal people repress those thoughts?

You're a braver man than me, I hope it goes well for you two.

These people online are nerds. Normalfags are still restrained to the outskirts like twitter.

I literally hate you

So are you gonna post that shit to imgur or what my man.

Weird thing is, I'm like 90% sure they're genetic.

Because my father left his bookmarks toolbar open while I was working on his computer once, and I went through my grandfather's bookmarks while helping him move from AOL to Chrome. We apparently share some oddly specific tastes

Repressing your wants can lead to serious emotional problems, including servere neurosis. Watch out!

Trannies seem to be very commonplace in online RPGs, and they tend to be surprisingly good players. I wonder why that is?

> piss/scat
Weird, I'd figure you'd like that, since you have shit taste

Subconscious. The subconscious doesn't think, it just desires. She is a girl, she has some stuff you like, you subconsciously want her to hit on you. Your conscious mind realizes that anything coming from her hitting on you would be bad, you subconscious mind doesn't care.

Bitch why you think they good at RP
They're entire life is an ERP session.
Now go suck some dick and make sure it's cosplaying as some fantasy shit you fag.

because they spend all day roleplaying user.

>Female character gets captured and tied up
>Held as a hostage, tied and gagged
>No explicit description
>Nut af once I get home

everytime

How would you know? Most people aren't going to discuss anything deeper than hair color tier fetishes face to face. Frank from accounting could be into all sorts of sick shit and you'd never hear about it.

I was drawing a character for a friend for a game they were in and while they were describing this cat girl over chat and talking about what she was like I was sketching it out and the concept for the character was turning me on that I ended up fapping to a rough sketch I drew of a muscular monstergirl.

It's like a leveling system. The more you indulge your stranger interests the more strange and diverse they become, and you may unlock new fetishes and they all branch off in different directions you can choose to follow.

Everyone has them, it's just a matter of how far they indulge them. If they think they're alone in the weirdness they're not likely to let it get too far. If they have the internet or find someone outside of it who shares their interest then they feel less weird and allow themselves to indulge more.

Some people can be super normie and super freaky in secret, some people could be regulars here or hang out in furry discord servers and they still act all uptight and freak out at what people are into.

The internet just allows people to admit what they like so that they realize everyone is crazy like them. You think that would make people more confident but maybe they never fully admit it.

I can confirm, I am Frank from accounting.

That's not a woman. I've played with actual female PCs, and each and every one was the biggest fucking sociopath I've ever seen. Absolutely no loyalty to anyone, anything, or even basic decency.

I've seen a female Paladin vow:

> "I swear if you don't tell me what you know, I'll break your fucking kneecaps."

And the Druid? Animal abuse.

How specific. Because I can see stuff like physical preferences (eg. thicc, petite, big titties, etc.) being genetic and general concepts such as domination or submission. So if something like domination was genetic I could easily see a line of men preferring say bondage porn as it isn't incredibly specific and is a pretty common subset of domination.

Fuck I was gonna say what are you doing get on that she's into you but damn...

Sketch so I can nut too?

I had a kinda similar situation. I have a game running where a gunslinger Musketeer was learning how to act (perform) from an elven bard. The elves in my setting are classically greek and the bard is a tight little greek boy of a mere age of like 300. The character got a little stiffy from getting touched and rubbed on by the little greek fucboird. The party goes to a mage-brothel later and meets a couple of the elven adventuring party members and the elf bard drags the musketeer off for really lewd times. The player gives me permission to magical realm him...

> Planning on playing a cute wizard scholar character out doing field work for her master
> DM is very "open world"
>mfw I'm forced to make my own fun with a loli wizard

Let's just say it's not a simple physical preference or something as common as bondage or d/s, and it has its own thread on /d/.

What weirds me out is how so many people in this thread are attracted to effeminate men and / or homosexuality. Like, as a woman, I'm more for the very 'male' kind of monsters, like minotaurs and so on. Possibly some weird undead monsters, too. (Orcs are so overdone they're not a turn-on.)

I don't get the attraction to younger boys, too. It feels eerily like pedophilia.

I feel like a lot of men especially in nerdy communities have no experience with women so they gravitate towards effeminate traps and futa's because a penis is something they're familiar with. (breasts on futa could be like a freudian thing just tossing ideas out there).

I agree though. I like musky manly things if we're going there and feminine women.

True, but A. I'm a guy and very bi. I like me some traps and reverse traps, but I also like big strong men/women to cuddle and be held by. I'm sick, I know.

B. It's ancient greece.

C. I follow the harkness test. See pic related.

>not liking manly men, womanly women, manly women and womanly men equally
What are you, gay?

>muscular catgirl

sound like you walked into the holy land brother

>posts star wars tumblr tier reaction gif
>has shit taste

Sounds like it was a very hard game for you. You must have been positively chafing under such strenuous conditions.

My brother said his fetish was blowjobs.
It made me question if my slanneshi tier fetishes are actually just that or the effect of some brain tumour.
maybe they're the cause

The answer here is “aggregated search data.” Google knows precisely how common any given fetish is. It’s just not publicly available information.

My dream game is Shadowrun set in a cyberpunk Zootopia. However, no one is either autistic enough to enjoy furry operators operating operationally, or to run it in a non lewd way.

it's kind of like politics and religion, a lot of people just don't even really think about what they want out of sex beyond an orgasm and maybe how long they want to fuck

How bout a little lewd? Would that be okay. Kinda a pack street level sort of thing?

Is that.. Codex Alera game?

>Taking a break to fap.
How long was that break? If I tried to pull that off it'd be to long to be considered a "break". You a quick shot?

>Liking a woman physically more powerful than your character
How much soy do you drink, user?

>liking women who look, act and/or think like teenagers or children
>liking stick women
>not liking BIG AMAZON TITS IN MY FACE
How much soy do YOU drink, faggot?

>Both of you being this way by either liking sticks or tit doms.

I want a real adult woman that can challenge me and be submitted under my sexual dominance. The victory for Dominance over a woman's body is the greatest glory

...

how do people even go through with ERP? I would be convinced the other person is a man and my boner would get confused and weakened

Well step one. Voice chat
Step two. Face to face.
Step three. Concent and have fun.

HVC SVNT Draconis is kind of like that but a lot less magic. Like WH40k psyker kind of shit. Really cool lore though.

>current year
>not wanting to be a stronk QT'S plaything/slave
>probably wants a pathetic spineless weakling for a partner because he's desperate to escape his self-esteem issues

Neckbeard fag detected. Why don't you go back to and leave the patricians like and to their respective tastes?

>Veeky Forums numales not subsisting entirely on soy-based diets
The amount of amazon barbarian threads should have tipped you off.

>mfw people can't even beat off without getting political.

No, but man that would be awesome. That was a pretty great series for YA.

I can't get off until I've successfully destroyed my partner's philosophy and ideals with a 300+ page thesis, tipped my fedora six consecutive times, posted a smug anime face, performed a ritual dance under the moon, and loudly announced I saged a thread. How can these losers even stand to get off before playing out a battle of the minds in the astral realm and discussing the intricacies of gulags?

I like more feminine women better. You know, the demure type, or the kind that aren't rippling with muscle. Busty sorceresses, clerics, and so on.

Who doesn't like femininity?

>Shameful things
Lobster head

Don't associate me with you types. Take me out of your post.

>take me out of your post

user, that's not how this works.

name?

That person is packing some heat you may not be aware of user.

You should have just told him. Let him figure it out for himself.

>Assuming I care about that
>Assuming I'm still not gonna fap to that

youtube.com/channel/UCJhsl2VeLfSXzkutwlICyZw

thank you user. Afappening I go!

My favourite character I have ever played, was a roguish infiltrator type. Originally intended to be a typical Femme Fatale archetype, it went sideways when we TPKd pretty quickly in. 1 got killed outright, one jumped off a bridge hoping to survive, another refused to give up and was killed, and my character just gave up.

New characters were rolled, and GM gave me the option of continuing anyway with my old character. I took the offer, and he introduced my character to the party.

Basically, they were going on a more or less suicide expedition, but being heroes, they needed redshirts. My character was among the slaves sold to the group leader.

Didn't take long before all other slaves were dead or left behind, but that never stopped him from playing full out on the "you are my slave, I literally own you" connection. It was super interesting, and it also slammed headfirst into my fetish, so that was just pure awesome. And I didn't even have to do anything, GM did it for me.

>cool lore
>Ancap memes: the RPG
Some cases of shit taste are, sadly, terminal.

>not being into big ladies AND big dudes and self-inserting as both
Orc amazons, huge beastmen, all good stuff. Even better when they're paired up with cute, small partners.

...None of this has come up in my games so far, but then again I like to keep my fantasy separate from my fantasies, so to speak.

most of what I've seen or heard about has been text-only though
also people can sound like something other than what they are-- I should know, people on the phone constantly think I'm a woman even though I'm an XY male

The lore's neat aside. Shame the system sucks ass in every way.

I'll just leave
>in a healthy sexual relationship both partners can assume dominant or submissive role
here, because I don't understand this "AMAZON-LOVING NUSOYKEK!MALES VS. OLDSCHOOL CONQUEROR CHADINIANS" debate.

All of my characters end up being cute traps, including veteran soldiers, sentient golems, slaves, and other crazy stuff.

Luckily I play them well enough that people tend not to mind.

...

How the fuck do you people get so turned on easily? Fuck sakes, i'm in an ERP focused game and I don't have to masturbate every 5 minutes in it.
Also this guy has the right of it. Being able to dom and sub is the master race.

In this day and age user there is no middle ground, you are a caricature of one extreme or the other and that since the only possibility.

To my mind it seems easier to treat boys or feminine men as if they are female since they usually lack masculine features. However I don't really get the penis attraction, could either be personal taste or perhaps I just lean too heavily towards females.

Nice to come across someone who shares this view, overcoming the physical and/or mental challenge can be very rewarding.

> >take a little break to fap before i get horny enough to turn everything into an ERP
I wasn't aware 4chanx now also copies the spoiler tag from quoted text. Neat.

>I like more feminine women better. You know, the demure type, or the kind that aren't rippling with muscle. Busty sorceresses, clerics, and so on.
Do you even want strong sons? Alternately, how weak are you that a built woman makes you doubt your own masculine supremacy?
Bodybuilder low body fat is a turn off, but weak, soft bitches are a huge pain to bring with when you're doing something fun and physical.

I bet you just want her to lay there like a dead fish, squeaking like a chew toy, too. I mean, if you aren't a total sissy yourself, it should take a pretty serious female athlete to be able to physically overshadow you. I was pretty much a failure as a high school athlete, but there wasn't a single girl on my college's D3 hockey team that could have actually overpowered me.

>weak, soft bitches are a huge pain to bring with when you're doing something fun and physical.
This post simply reeks of elitism and body negativity over something that's entirely someone else's business.
Good attitude in bed can be achieved by anyone, whether they're a petite girl or an athletic amazon. That, and there's always the question of angles, necessity for lube or simply preferred positions and other anatomical concerns.
Tiny, frail women (or boys, let's not judge) might very well be into being rough-housed around, and as a plus side you can probably lift and toss them around like your little, personal dolls, plus positions like standing missionary should be easier. They are still perfectly capable of switching it up and domming because dom/sub isn't some Klingon sex ritual where the stronger person wins by knocking your teeth in, but a mutual exchange based on trust.
More firm women can probably give you more pushback/stamina and have less issue with extreme size differences, so those are pluses, but overall, let's not act like their vaginas are also super swole.
Any of these body types are fairly irrelevant to sexual attitude. You can be a dead fish either way. I find that most girls who do the dead fish routine have simply never figured out what their bodies work like because of shame or the societal taboo regarding girly parts and their purpose, so they don't even know what they like or what sex is supposed to be or feel like, or whether they even like having their clit rubbed or if penetration is something they're even particularly into.
Hell, you can be a fantastic lover even if you're a real life equivalent of a male Gnome. No matter whether you're built like a refrigerator or a frog, you achieve a healthy sex life by dedication and exploration, moreso than any inherent physical qualities.

>This post simply reeks of elitism and body negativity over something that's entirely someone else's business.

There's nothing wrong with elitism. Tbqh, it's usually superior to egalitarianism.

Let's not start this.

Yeah, well, no. That dude's just implying that wanting to fuck a feminine woman means that you're into fucking wooden logs, which is no less true than the assertion that any 6'0 woman immediately has Kegels from hell and will snu-snu you to death the moment you let your guard down.
The latter is particularly unhelpful when you consider the stereotype that strong or simply taller women "intimidate" men, which is damaging for the psyches of both sexes, whether they're shorter guys or really tall girls.
And Veeky Forums is full of insecure people on both sexes, so I'd prefer if we just stop with bi-partisan attitudes about preferences.
In fact, if that principle were applied to Veeky Forums in general, we might have better threads about actual RPG stuff in general.

Because the hobby attracts people who are lonely and dislike themselves. People who wish they could be something else and eagerly jump into a created role because for a few hours a week it lets them not be themselves.

>main campaign, oriental setting
>oriental themed journey to the west
>slowly over the course of the adventure, things keep getting lewder and lewder
>halfway through
>campaign has devolved into grand wuxia adventure with cute girls of all species
>everybody is ERPing
>including me

>this has been happening to all my other campaigns as well
>no matter the setting

i think i need an intervention, lads

If youre the DM, learn to control your magical realm.

If you're a PC, er, I guess enjoy it? Or find a new group.

i can't control my realm user, it just happens

and i don't even know where to start unmagical realming everything because the players like the girls

>so I'd prefer if we just stop with bi-partisan attitudes about preferences.
NO

FUCK YOU

MY TASTES ARE GODLY

YOUR TASTES ARE LITERALLY HITLER

FUCK YOU