When will they nerf her?
When will they nerf her?
>Promote my Pawns
>Obtain a harem of queens (male)
Damn Chess was really a head of its time.
Best girl, so never.
They are already making balance changes. If three pawns go to the same space they combine to make a bouncy ball.
Why are you still playing 1.0?
The update fixed everything, they straight up removed the queen, each player only gets 1 rook and 1 bishop, and they even added the piece drop mechanic so you can bring back captured enemy pieces whenever you want.
>he doesn't main Mega Chessatron
No wonder you're losing the match-up.
>tfw queen gets destroyed by the horse in front of the king
>White goes first
>Literal white privilege
wtf how did they get away with this?!??
Sounds even worse than bughouse 2bh
SHE KILLED MILLIONS
The graphics just devolved into a mess. I don’t want to play words of things, I want my actual damn visual representation of the models like wtf
>MOMMY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DOESN'T THE HORSEY LOOK LIKE A HORSEY ANYMORE
Fuck off, casual.
Can someone provide a strategy guide for this guy?
i was in a game the other day and my opponent just jumped over one of its own pawns like it wasn't there. was he hacking or am i just a noob? i only have about 100 hours into the game, so im not farmiliar with all the rules. its basically just a remake of checkers right?
It goes in a L
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>not choosing magnus everytime
K A R J A K I N
A
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J
A
K
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but how do i L like a beast?
>picking the OP character just because that's the meta
He goes wee snaw and then goes fucking gay lamo.
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AlphaZero.
Human chess is boring shit. Carlsen is the best because he plays against computers the most and copies their shit. Computer chess is played at an ELO no human could ever achieve.
It was a different time.
It's Levon's year to shine!
here's a crash course
But that's wrong you fucking retard. Other than computers being stronger, but why should that matter?
Naka is unironically /ourguy/
It was invented by Sam Saimi, those were different times.
>Other than computers being stronger, but why should that matter?
It's like being the champion at the special olympics. You could be the best in the world at chess, but not really, because a fucking laptop can wipe the floor with you.
No matter how good you get, you'll still be retarded. There's the impression that chess is an intellectual game, but when you lose to a toaster, that doesn't really make much sense.
i want to suck their cocks desu desu
All of you are fucking casuals. This is a real game that takes skill.
Computers suck at chess - what they're good at is reading a manual of every position ever played mid game.
> aimbots are better than the world's best FPS players, that makes them all shit.
>A computer can have better micro than the most autistic Korean, that makes RTS shit
Literally you. Chess is still extremely rich in themes in creativity despite your oversimplification
*blocks your path and ties every game*
Heh, you're never getting out of here...
Chess isn't a game based on reaction time, though. If that were the case, computers would have wiped the floor with pros 30 years earlier, because they could play every move in a second and the pro couldn't keep up.
Why are you making false equivalences? At least compare like for like.
How is it a faulty comparison?
Your argument was:
>chess is bad because computers are better
How does that not stand for the other examples?
YAASSSSS QUEEN SLAY!!!!
Whats the story behind making the queen the most powerful piece? Back in the day women had far less power than they do now.
King is the head, queen is the neck.
Why are the Queens so cute?
Seriously, best girl
Sometimes I think it would be fulfilling to know how to play chess well.
But then I think that no, it probably wouldn't be remotely fulfulling.
wait a minute
>strongest character is female
WTF BROS SJW CHESS DEVS
Seeing yourself improve is tremendously rewarding and it's an effective way of improving your focus and visual thinking. It's also pretty fun to banter with old timers at the local chess club
but how do you actually improve and get some sort of a gameplan ? after the opening i just dont know what i want to do
How many spaces can the bouncy ball move in a turn?
Has anybody actually made drawn porn/hentai based on chess pieces?
Is this a loss?
Great question there's a lot of things to look at.
Recognizing tactical motifs will get you far early on (pins, forks, etc)
From there you can work on basic concepts of strategic play - controlling the center, improving the quality of your pieces, attacking weak pawns (typically the base of a pawn chain), creating weaknesses (often by pushing your own). There's a lot of fine topics with libraries of content on them.
What really helps as well is to analyse your games without a computer afterwards and try and find improvements.
There's some great lecture material with software like the chess master series as well as the chess and scholastic center in YouTube.
I wonder why god made me attracted to dog and horse genitalia. Even then, I refuse to have my nofap ruined. Away with you heathen.
thanks a lot !
I haven't found any, unfortunately
>not playing with mods
>playing a chink server
It's not like you HAVE to use her. I win all my games only moving pawns, git gud fag.
Just use a tileset
>horsey looks like a snake
>bishop is now a snake
>king is now a snake
>queen is now a snake
wtf this is gay. im gay now
Anyone tried out "Chess 2 the Sequel"?
That's wrong, thought.
You can beat Stockfish 8 on time while playing hyperbullet.
lichess.org
>snake
>gay
they aren't going to update chess anymore, when's the last time it was updated 50 years ago? lol no way, it's set in stone now. chess is finally complete after hundreds of years the game is finally finished beta testing and will remain the same game for eternity now...
how often does this crash?
dumb mod
The mod didn't even remove the porn.
toplul
Wait wait wait,
Hold the FUCK up.
If that's a snakes tail, her vagina/cloaca/whatever must be sticking out the back of the tail at the top.
What the FUCK, man?
>His pawns aren’t female
>He doesn’t have a harem of pawns to do his bidding
It's almost as if royalty were a bunch of snakes.
underrated post
>the absolute state of the smartphone generation
Every time you move the table by the wrong leg.
It's actually supposed to be a vizier (high-rankign government official). Some of the pieces got renamed when the game was first brought to Europe (IIRC, the bishop was originally an elephant).
Please no, I just got a queen in the last lootbox I opened.
By making the one female character objectively the strongest while the symbol of the patriarchy is so slow and inept the entire goal of the game is to protect him for as long as possible.
>nerfing the only girl
Sexist.
Love Chess is a chess game for your computer. Basically whenever you strike a piece, you get a porn animation.
There's a Greek mythology themed version and an Egyptian mythology themed one.
>not knowing the pawns are all girls
That's the(((merchants)))
>>His pawns aren’t female
>>He doesn’t have a harem of pawns to do his bidding
INDEED!
>Being turned into a woman is enviable
>Women are oppressed
I wish gynocentrists could at least get their narrative straight.
I always saw the King as the master strategist
King is the avatar of the player, thats why he's in charge
If the king could became a queen... wouldn't that be an instant loss?
I imagine it's an action you wouldn't be allowed to take, like you can't put yourself into check.
No good ones, then
...
Back to /v/ with all of you
What am I looking at, this looks good.
where my boy Fischer at
>no fun allowed
post rules
Wow only 31 loses in a row to get technical "win" which is in effect chess engine going "I resign because Im bored"
Shogi.
>7 queens
>still fail to win
i cant play this until they release the update for Pawn Therapist, the game is nigh unplayable on its own
That move is called "the reverse Arkanoid".
thanks
Alliance gained through marriage. A whole 'nother army.