My character is a young-ish elf wizard. I'm pretty sure he's had sex, though, and would ignore him.
Walk into a tavern
Brody Nelson
Robert Lopez
>mfw, my character its a paladin pregnant
Blake Nguyen
He'd be complexed as its common knowledge that members of his race can't have sex
Jacob Garcia
Gagaran is not a beauty.
James Peterson
ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU GIRLY PIECE OF SHIT! I GOING TO TAKE THOSE OVER-SIZED TEA-SAUCERS YOU CALL BOOBPLATE AND TURN THEM INTO A A SHIELD FOR A REALLY SMALL CAT! I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT WOODEN MUG AND KICK IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE GIVING EVERY GUY YOU SUCK OFF SPLINTERS FOR A WEEK! I'M GOING TO SHOVE THESE DWARVEN PIPES UP DOWN YOUR FAT HUMAN MOUTH SO HARD YOU'LL BE SHITTING SUPERIOR MUSIC FOR A YEAR! I'M GOING TO FORGE A PAIR OF MECHANICAL FUCKING BALLS AND SEW THEM TO WHERE YOU WOMANHOOD IS JUST SO I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET! I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT SILLY LITTLE MOP ON YOUR HEAD AND USE IT TO KILL SO MANY GOBLINS YOU'LL BE A GINGER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR KILL-COUNT WILL HAVE MORE THAN QUADRUPPLED! I'M GOING TO SEDUCE YOUR LOVED ONE ONLY TO BAIL ON JUST AFTER FOREPLAY SO THEIR STUCK WITH BLUEBALLS ALL NIGHT LONG!
Hudson Garcia
sauce pls
Brody Hill
>man
I have bad news for you.
Ryder Smith
Yo, carpet muncher!
Dylan Adams
how is that not a man? that's the most manly (and gay) looking character I've seen in a while.
Hudson Carter
*sets example at 300 m/s*