Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

FOR THE GREAT ANGEL!

The emperor was always a tragic figure, who had good intentions, but was too short-sighted to see he was causing his own downfall.
Then ADB turned him into an autistic manchild who treats his children and generals like cogs in a machine
Now I'm being told he never wanted to help humanity, but control them with a chip?
Like I said, I'm going to need some goddamn sauce for this.

Lets see you fight and win in 8E.

>Implying that orks have never won a single game ever

How can you not believe this?

Name an edition where Orks were better than Eldar. It will always be a relevant meme because Ork players were born to suffer.

>blood angels last stand
>against daemons
I get the idea but Nids would be better.

Is that guts in 40k?

That's because orks are a meme faction.

You think people hate tau, imagine the incandescent shitposting if people were losing to football hooligans like they did to tau.

why there wasn't a book about daily life of porno slate artists?

>Name an edition where Orks were better than Eldar.

Eldar where a top tier army every fucking edition. I stopped 40k back then because of serpent spam being unfun to play against.

No, the BA eventually get off their battleship to do battle and or endlessly sail while their creator buys thousands of dollars worth of Idolmaster DLC.

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Plastic sisters when ?

Instead of*

Reset the clock!

Because sex is bad and violence is good.

>berzerker next to daemonettes

How retarded am I?
I haven't played any 8th edition yet, this is all old stuff from years ago that I'm putting together to play 8th.
Any recommendations for what to buy for a casual?

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nth for auto-hits do not auto-hit

does this confirm that aetherials are psykers.

Well Death Guard has got Typhus. Hes a hard bastard to kill and he wont have a problem killing your warlord one on one. Then there are all the new nurgle daemon codex units they can bring.

Considering Khorne was looking to sweep in and steal the kill, I'd argue Daemons are appropriate.

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Take comfort in your faith, Sister.

*blocks your path*

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>implying khorne wasn't there to stop the nids from stealing his toys
Khorne wants them to fall not die.

*squad of 30 boyz makes 150+ attacks*

Dunno, probably not the kind of book they're interested in. Most of the 40k literature has focused on conflict I've noticed

walk over this traterous cuck

>How retarded am I?
Completely, mixing armies within the same detachment removes access to army wide special rules. Read the rules at the front of each army list section for more information on that.

I see your swartz is as gangly as mine.

No a psyker would be dead by a Culexus helmet turned up to max.

*is a better titan*

>special snowflake weapons claws
fucking furries

i meant something like short novella or short story in a compilation of a life of a ordinary Imperium citizens

>it's fine when the Blood Angels do it

Split into two detachments. 1 batallion for guard and one [whatever the fast attack one is called] for sisters

Actually, yes.

correct

*blocks your way*

You are correct.

*slaps duct tape onto him*

>glowing energy claws vs snowy snow frosty ice of maximum coldness
Nah fuck off

they should have starred in 40k tv series

Perfectly fine.

So that nobody could watch it?

Well good to know fuck the furries.

he'stan is the best capitan ever

Am I a dick for bringing butcher cannons and soul burners?

he'standing on your warlord, fucking your legion up

Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson playing characters loosely based on characters they played in another franchise... would be weird

>>Consoles are a children’s product; just look at Labo and the AAA annual releases
>REEEEEEEEEEE LIES STFU PC FAT
>Not this shit again...

I'm so sorry for your home planet

You made really nice tanks

VULCAN LIVES

Okay might as well pose the question:

What's the best way to make a terminator themed army -function- (not asking about competitive, just standard pickup meta) in light of half your drops needing to start on the board?

I've beaten a fair number of people as Orks, mostly they had fun since even wining Ork fight are heavy on the back & forth.

Well untill 8th really, now it's usually decided turn 1.

Those orks however are awful.
I don't even get how it's possible to make uncanny valley apply to fucking orks.

On a contemptor? no, Butcher cannon/ chainclaw /soul burner is the patrician's choice

Is he rolling on the ground blood and brains running fro his nostrils?

Chaos or Dark Angel terminators with combibolters shooting twice a strategem.

>Land raiders
>chaos with warp time
>spartans

Take loads of terminators.

Who can share last BL books: Magos, Ashes of Prospero and Lukas the Trickster. I can share short story about Sanguinius from Sons of th Emperor book.

Start your troops and non-assault termies on the board. Use Land Raiders.

Walk

What will happen if BL retcons his death?

>NYT Best Seller

#NoHeadHesDead

Same as happens every day.
Neckbeads will cry "everything si ruined forever", threaten boycott and then dump the months paycheck on schedule as always.

>if
they're already doing it, user. codexes have preempted this shit.

I don't know why they act like that is some sort of accomplishment.

Is a spartan good? I know a land raider isn't.

They could do it. They could just got Saint Celestine and then we found out that Sanguinius could revive himself like her.

he wasn't even that good of a character anyway

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APOLOGISE.

tu'shan is the best chapter master
dante is a shitty faggot

tu'shan't say that again and live, heathen,

>Mentions Leman Russ leaving him

BAs is what make him good, their nobility, their struggle with the curse that they inherited from Sanguinius.

It's safe to say people like him because he is the primarch of BAs.

no, he was also worse than Dorn, Vulkan, Magnus, and Kurze

At least Dante has a model :^)

>revived Girlyman
>Lion soon going to wake the fuck up
Imperium Secundus V2 soon boys
Are you ready for Sanguinus to go full Celestine and suddenly revive himself to complete the trinity?

*when

shit would be so cash

>Kurze
You invalidated everything there, I can accept the other 3 in some way but no on edgy batman.

BA are worse loyalists than Sanamanders and less interesting than the Other angels

Blackadder 40k would be great

>less interesting than MUH SECRETS
nah. Dark Angels are less interesting that watching paint dry.