That GM / That Guy Hate thread

Vent it all out!

>DM is very aggressively progressive and narcissistic.
>I'm pretty ambivalent to most of it, but have limits.
>Get told most of my views IRL are the views of idiots indirectly all the time.
>Game starts; "Guys, Let me start with...."
>Dietary restriction questions.
>Preferred Pronouns.
>Trigger Warning Alerts.
>Zero tolerance for anything personally offensive to DM being said or implied.
>No racism, homophobia IC or OOC, even game races seems to be pushing it.
>Feel like I'm going to get a lecture if my Orc Barbarian want's to expand his tribes borders and become a warlord as it's not humane enough and also advocates colonialism.
>Despite that being my approved characters backstory.
>Every human male NPC is a whiny punk (literally either subservient to powerful women or a villain if they are white).
>Every female NPC of any race is an articulate paragon of success and power.
>Every non-human male NPC is a "powerful" genre subverting trope in personality.
>Almost always gay, bi, or trans.
>Players craft plans IC to avoid combat, enemies, detection but they immediately fail or seem to require a ridiculous sudden DC.
>Entire sessions dedicated to the NPC factions bullshit and posturing, with minimal player input.
>Entire sessions then follow on single PC's and have everyone else sitting there doing nothing.
>World is so poorly fleshed out despite being a railroading ripoff of several JRPGs, random shit appears in a steady trickle to 'flesh out the world'.
>Personal political views of the DM becoming more apparent in game.
>Also get FB messages and lectures about their non-game related views.
>"Everything I say is enlightened, everyone else is an idiot, especially white men" says the privileged white guy.

Fuck me man, I just want out at this point but I've been in this game nearly a year now and its what my group is going with. But I'm about at my limit.

>I'll take "shit that didn't happen" for 500€, Jim.

Also;
>Told I couldn't be a Cleric or Paladin because they didn't know if us lowly (yet more highly educated on average) players could grasp how their Gods worked in this setting.

I'm not lying. I hit the jackpot. This DM is the apex of every stereotype of an SJW I've ever seen.
I think it doesn't help that this person is only 20 and thinks they have the whole world figured out.

Sure he is, and traps aren't gay

Trap is a slur that leads to the murder of Trans people and is not allowed at the table.
This has been referenced as a point of order to the group via tagged posts on the DM's facebook.
>TFW group is so shitty people don't believe you but you can't post specific storylines because DM's friends visit Veeky Forums too.

>find out GM is a convicted rapist
>briefly consider going to session two since no one else runs Gammaworld

you win Veeky Forums

You niggers don't know just how common this is until you actually go out and see it.

Helps that progressive types have recently been inroading on tabletop at an alarming pace.

Well I suggest fire, lots of fire. Start by telling more stories and end by telling your dm to fuck off with every slur in the big book o racism.