Why are knife-ears so shit?

Because it's real hard to stab a motherfucker with a head-butt when the blades barely reach past your scalp.
SWORD-ears, however, are tight af.

Can you name a setting where everyone hates elves?

because they are better than everyone else

which makes everyone else bitter and jealous

which is why they will find a way to not view themselves as inferior and the elves as shit

>insipid boring ass culture that can be summed up as aryan hippies
>can only play flutes becouse any other instrument is considered too barbaric for their massive stabbing ears
>effeminate leather tight clothes. They cant even pull the sexy spy look becouse they are as stacked as cheap shanghai slut
>superior "literature" is just poems and philosophy that doesnt invite debate, being instead a bunch of baseless arguments based on how right and superior they are, which basically defeats the purpose of philosophy which is questioning everything and everyone
>have the least sexual creativity of all the damn races. even the fucking kobolds and their duck dicks have managed to find new kinky ways to fuck
Kiss my hairy sweaty ass, punkass tree fucker.

all of them

>there is only 1 fantasy setting

>because they are better than everyone else
Aside from Tolkien, they aren't. And even here it's dubious. Elf-haters like to spout this meme to stir feelings of envy.

consider my point proven

Seriously. It's like the hatred for kender. Dragonlance as a setting has been dead for ages yet people like to stomp around talking about how much they hate something that doesn't even exist in the current tabletop environment.

Perfect, invincible super elves in pop culture really only exist in Tolkien and Eragon, and the latter is a trash, ripoff setting anyway. Elf hate is just beating a dead horse that doesn't really exist. It's the fantasy race skub for dorf lovers.

Depends on the setting.

>Perfect, invincible super elves in pop culture really only exist in Tolkien and Eragon
and WFB

Remember elves exist to be raped and used by humans.

>lost against Dwarfs
>BBEG of the setting is literally roided humans

well yes, thats a given- they are a fictional product of our imagination, made to appeal to certain sensibilities and fetishes

in the case of elves/elf porn its the desire and appeal in defeating and defiling something which is "better than you" -a way of striking back at those damn sneering upper-class bastards

>>lost against Dwarfs
in a war engineered by another group of elves, due to said group of elves

the dwarves served as convenient patsies for malekith, and were admittedly enough to beat caledor II- which isn't very impressive considering he was an incompetent idiot, to the extent that had he remained in charge ulthuan would have most likely fallen

>BBEG of the setting
is Chaos (the force)

Archaon is simply an underling to the cosmic horror which is the true BBEG, not to mention that elves are basically the worlds protagonists- what with the vortex of caledor and stopping chaos all the time

The one that's stopping Chaos all the time is Lizardmen. They are the ones that power most of the Vortex with their warding

Wood Elves at the start was also almost destroyed by Orcs if not for the treemen and demigod couple

>The one that's stopping Chaos all the time is Lizardmen.
literally "thoughts and prayers" - the faction

>wood elves were almost destroyed
and they werent due to their gods helping them/making a pact with nature

as opposed to just being wiped out like countless dwarven holds

These people don't play traditional games, they just parrot memes.

>The one that's stopping Chaos all the time is Lizardmen. They are the ones that power most of the Vortex with their warding

Yup, it's dem slann wot put up all dem elven waystones wot siphon dem magicks to the elfland vortex.

dont you know? some slann thought about it rather hard that one time!

#thoughtandprayerswithulthuan
#resistchaos

Don't forget that time the Slann thought really hard about Morkar's invasion and Sigmar was retroactively born to stop it.

I love that image so much.

or that time they thought about nagash and created the skaven to warpsword him to death

slann are behind everything!

>The one that's stopping Chaos all the time is Lizardmen. They are the ones that power most of the Vortex with their warding

Nobody wants to read your fanfiction, Kroak.

Warhammer Fantasy. Halflings don't hate them, but halflings hate no one.

I hate how OP can just vomit his stupid crossboarder bullshit into the catalog and actual elf-fags that know stuff about traditional games have to make it traditional games or else this thread just rots here.
Please sage and report

It's a good thing they did too! Remember what happened that time the Slann got into an argument about what female dwarves look like and suddenly they became a dying species?

thats nothing! did you hear about that time the slann considered beastmen too annoying so they became irrelevant?

Definitely, those poor beastmen never stood a chance. At least the Slann did us a solid with Khemri, there wouldn't even be Tomb Kings if that nice Slann hadn't once thought about giving Settra a pep talk. Look at that boy, such a healthy ego!

Humans don't hate elves in WHFB.

Yeah, I'm sure wood elves murdering bretonnians for fun and dark elves raiding the coast really heightens the friendship between the races. That time the high elf navy raze Marienburgh too

That's pretty accurate, your average empire human more likely to be weirded out by and/or terrfied of elves, but hate expat dwarves for stealing their jobs and shekels. There's a reason the empire's stunties live in walled ghettos.

>wood elves murdering bretonnians for fun
still worship them

>high elves
are also WFB USA, and when youre fighting chaos you could really use one of those

A shilling for each of ya knife ears!

The primary reason they live in ghettos is because they themselves choose to live in them. Humans and Dwarfs are bros, Dwarfs just consider humans beneath them.

Oy vey remember the 6 gorrilion runefangs

Despite this, it's canon that the Empire and Bretonnia both have friendly relations with Ulthuan. Empire cities even have elvish districts that essentially serve as large embassies and trade centers for the different realms of Ulthuan.

And Bretonnia has never hated wood elves as a rule. They know to be wary of entering Athel Loren, but the two factions have had a mostly mutually beneficial, if tenuous relationship for a long ass time. They both serve as buffers against mutual enemies.

And lynchings, your forgot the lynchings. Those are pretty important.

>only claim this tax if they think they can get away with it
so its an idiot tax?

A reminder.

Dragon Age & 40k. Everyone hates elves in those two. They're pretty widely disliked in the Elder Scrolls, but I wouldn't say everyone hates every single race of Mer, except for the Dunmer.

>skeevy merchants being skeevy

That's not hate, that's business.

They're talking about dwarves bruh.

As far as most Bretonnians are concerned the elves and the fay of athel loren are entirely different species. With regards to dark elf raids, for the normal person whose entire world basically consists of the 5 square km around his hovel, they're basically ghost stories. Entire villages often do disappear thanks to the terrors of the warhammer world and dark elf raids are probably one of the less common causes of those disappearances.

>anime

>40k

Everyone hates everyone in 40K. Dragon Age, too, literally all the races are constantly at each other's throats. Elder Scrolls has a kind of realistic situation where lots of the different ethnic groups and races in the setting hate each other, but few of them hate all of one race or everyone.

Oh fuck. Please pardon my illiteracy.

He's retarded about 40k, but that is just some joke, so you are a retard as well.

>whines about anime
>posts anime reaction image

What did he mean by this?

thats part of the joke

but anime isnt Veeky Forums- bringing up Veeky Forums on /a/ is shitposting, so is bringing up /a/ on Veeky Forums

They lack bodies like Dwarves.

>58270831
Please don't give that guy any (You)'s.

>TFW bought a force of dark elves just so my dwarves have someone to stomp.

what kind of shitty list do you have? dark elves are top-tier

>Anime
>Clearly a video game.

I don't do lists. I've got 24 of the old plastic sword elves and 10 of the old crossbow from the fantasy regiment box set, plus a few champions and a sorceress.

>has moonrunes
>not Veeky Forums
like it matters

>immortal
>never invented anything better than some wooden treehouse and a bow and arrow
>never invented any sort of machinery despite having infinite time to study and improve existing designs
>completely dependant on magic for their society to even exist without it
>all of them look like faggots
yeah I'd rather die young than be some immortal, primitive faggot living on a house made of shit, mud and sticks

>Caring that it's Japanese
>Not knowing the Commander Keen rule.

Newfags and crossboarders everywhere these days.

>completely dependant on magic for their society to even exist without it
guess modern civilization sucks for being dependent on electricity right?

>never invent
rapid fire crossbows, the best ships in the setting, the best ballista in the setting

>quality games
so it still doesent apply?

>Furthermore Commander Keen approves of topics about taking inspiration from videogames, etc.

So not only are you a newfag and a furfag, but you fail at reading comprehension.

>ballista
*laughs in cannonballs*

>topics about taking inspiration from videogames
which is why OP is fine,

that was just posting a vidya as if it has an inherent relevance to the topic at hand

*laughs in more accurate*
*laughs in doesent explode*

>comparing magic to electricity
dude magic is fickle and most settings do it their own way
electricity is a physical constant
your brain only works because of it. Not only that, but it's also electricity that allows you to move your arms
What is magic compared to that?
And crossbows?really? Humans invent airplanes, machineguns, artillery that can hit targets at kilometers away all in the span of a few hundred years after we first harnessed electrical power.
A few hundred years after we discovered the combustion engine.
Each elf has the potential to live forever and all they ever invented was a crossbow?
I know you like elves, and I'm sure their wisdom would be appreciated by anyone, considering how long they live for, but the fact is that they're retards.
They have infinite time and they waste it frolicking with woodland critters. If these assholes actually used their times better, they'd be living gods, possessing technology so utterly advanced that even the most intelligent, creative humans couldn't hope to understand it. Instead, they make a slightly better piece of driftwood and call it a day.
Useless cunts, I say.
Isaac Newton alone contributed more to science and overall quality of life than all elves together in basically any setting ever did.
Sure you have shit like the Eldar, that fit the bill of "incomprehensible tech" and all that jazz, but they still were stagnant and then they ruined everything for everyone forever.
Imagine that. Having all the time in the world and still settling for being a hedonistic asshole using shit no human has used since the paleolithic.
Tree houses? Bows and arrows?Children can do that. These retarded natives in south america can do that shit.
It's kinda sad how shit elves are.
The only thing they have going for them is better reflexes/ "sublime grace" and thats only in some settings
>
*laughs in non-stagnant culture*
*laughs in technological innovation*

She's got a good head on her shoulders.

...

Are all half-elves the result of hatesex between two consenting adults?

>tfw Humanlets
>tfw Dwarfaggots
Sorry guys, I know you want this so bad but we can't just stop being better than all of you. Just look on the brightside at least you don't have to worry about us genociding your people

No, half-elves are the result of male elves who fell for the human women meme but got so unsatisfied they left without even waiting the small lifetime of their new partner out of courtesy. Have you noticed how every half-elf is raised by a human single mother? That's why they're only found on human cities and never elven ones

I've literally never come across that. It's always half-elves with human fathers and elvish mothers in games I've played. It's split half-and-half between them being raised in human cities and in elvish ones.

>hot "dwarf"
>looks nothing like a dwarf

>automatically makes you a furfag
Furfag as an insult. Man, where did the time go

Do you not still call furfags what they are? Apathy might as well be acceptance for cancer like that.

Furfag has been an insult since ever. This fucking board was created because the 40k kids did go a few steps too far in they anti-furfag feeling than WH wednsday didn't suffice. And people hated Furfags because in the early days they where like the start of the Brony cancer, they put they fetish everywhere and people got very, very tired of they shit.

>Male elf/female elf
It's almost always a strong, virile male human showing a pure, innocent female elf the ways of the flesh.

forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Alustriel_Silverhand
>In addition to her siblings, the other six of the Seven Sisters, Alustriel had many children. Most of these children had different fathers but twelve males, all half-elves with the surname of Aerasumé (elven for silver-moon [of the evening], in the ancient elven tradition of naming orphans for where they were born), had the same father, a tall elven lord who helped Alustriel gain elven support for the expansion of Silverymoon but was thereafter killed by orcs
Please do not shitpost about a fictional race if you actually don't know anything about them.

>technologyfag in his natural habitat
>comparing his meme interpretation of fictional race and actual RL scientist
>vomiting out a giant post full of pure undiluted autism in response to bantz

During early middle ages, most taxes were really organised robbery. The tax-collectors only claimed them if they could get away with it.

This was somewhat different in the ERE, which always had a strong administration, but in France or Italy or Germany you could be stopped on a road to pay a very stupid but very real local tax by what appeared to be official thieves, and simply say fuck it if you were armed and in number.

Remember, at this time there was no organized police, communication was hard, local barons had full power, and no administration. Tax collecting was for a long time simply officially sanctioned raiding/pillaging/thieving.

>elfnigger
>tumblr
Not surprised

>dnd holds the canon to all fantasy

>always
Admit defeat. Teclis also banged human harlots.

And was known as being a maverick and a weirdo to some degree for it.

...

I'm not the same guy

>strong, virile
>male human
I'm laughing

I got it from a search website, might be too advanced of a technology for you

Reminder Veeky Forums elf memes are shit, and in folklore its elves doing the raping.

Folklore elves have nothing to do with pop culture or Tolkien elves.

I wonder what mod will look at OPs thread and think to himself
>yep, this will be a good one

>best balista
Kek, that's no runic balista