So say a minor Craftworld has been purged, a sub sectors worth of resources spent by the Imperials in the process, taking hundreds of millions of casualties in the process, but they finally did it. As the Craftworld is scoured by the Ad-Mech and Inquisition for anything of value, the Lord General who lead the assault asks himself "can we eat them?" the nearby Imperial planets were starving from the war effort, and there were billions of dead Eldar littering the the confines of the massive ship. After individually crushing every spirit stone on board, they loaded the bodies onto several transport's headed to the nearest Hive World for processing, untold trillions of cans of meat will be produced for the starving Imperial masses, if it will work...
Is it possible to eat Eldar? Is it heresy to consume the flesh of Xeno's? Would there be any defects? Would they be rich in vitamins and minerals? protein?
Angel Thompson
Generally eating xeno meat is frowned upon because it can lead to chaos. Eldar are known to be rich in warpstuffs and soulstone stuff, and even their ears are made of knives, so great is their impurity. It's a bad idea to eat them.
Jeremiah Jackson
That's unfortunate, do you think there is a way to process the meat to separate the biological from the warpstuff?
Joshua Wood
I GOT THE LATE NIGHT MUUNNNCHIES!!! SPICY, MELT, CRUNCHY, GRILL! LATE NIGHT MUNNCHIES! I GOT THE LATE NIGHT MUUNNNCHIES!!!
Julian Morris
Can't you freaks just stick to wondering if Eldar find humans attractive. Jesus christ Veeky Forums what the fuck happened?
Matthew Sanders
Miscegenation is a sin in the eyes of the EMPEROR!
Christian Clark
They should be edible. The problem is even the Imperials would think it's really fucked up, they wouldn't willingly eat the Tau, much less spess elfs. As grimderp warhammer is, there are still lines that are not meant to be crossed.
Asher Martin
These threads are also cancer. At least this thread is somewhat original.
Gabriel Powell
>Imperials finding things fucked up
I remember reading something somewhere that starving hive cities will turn dead citizen into "corpse starch" if their fine with cannibalism i doubt they would have a problem with eating Xeno's. Why would they feel bad eating Xeno's after they wipe them out?
Camden Phillips
>wondering if Eldar find humans attractive. You're doing it wrong, user.
