Describe last session in 1 pic

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>party is asked to escort/protect an old priest

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Fuck, I think this is accurate to my game, too.

It’s all falling apart

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It was my first session as dm and my pockets were FULL of pasta

5 sessions in and half of the party dies.
The Warforged is killed by my hand while I'm charmed.
The Wild Mage Sorc is taken as a slave by the astral dragon she surge summoned in exchange for helping us in a dire situation.
And the Dragonborn warlock suicided to allow the rest of us to escape.
We didn't even finish the quest.

Bullywugs and mud....so much mud.

The session I had planned was canceled

Didn't mean to quote

The party goes shopping

I'm glad the internet has an image of criminal looking dudes racing gondolas because that's exactly what happened.

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DM decided my Warforged needed a girlfriend, I decided I needed a new group.

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Wizard vs ogre after party got split.

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Out of the Abyss, first session in Velkynvelve.

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Basically this, but the Shagaru was twice the size, made of molten metal and concrete, and spawned Girros with its breath weapon. Also instead of a hunter, it was a dude with a pistol and some grenades.

He won.

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That still has potential, you know.

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It's definitely put a twist on the story. The ones who died half-expected it happening so at the end of the session we were quite seamlessly thrown into an arc where we meet our new members.

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Our group Dr. Paveled a pro-CAS gangster and killed her mooks/ family. Left their bodies in a beach house that we burned to the ground.

You'll learn to handle it, user. I believe in you.

We were way in over our heads

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Well now you have to tell us.

This sounds unfortunate. Do GM's force unwanted girlfriends on people normally? I haven't had the problem aside from larger plot issues.

Only time that's ever happened to me was off of a random roll table. Warlock got blackout drunk, woke up married.

Still though, if the DM is trying to push it, just stonewall them. They can't make you actually accept a character attempting to be a significant other unless they straight up go "you need girlfriend or your character dies."

My 'bold pyromancer single-handedly killed an entire army with a little assistance from the Cleric

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You found God?

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Last time I Played I did.. long story short a half-orc beserker found grummsh in a giant's forge and tore out her eye in a fit of raging religious fervour

We have an old man who used to be an adventurer and a great hero. He's a paladin, and very much unaccustomed to being as rusty as he actually is.

Last session, he was introduced to an ongoing campaign that's mostly about one of the other players. Said other player is very accustomed to steamrolling things with his bard, and has suddenly found himself stymied by this fucking ancient paladin, who is basically impossible to kill without absolutely focusing all your firepower on him.

He's currently my favorite.

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Our Shadowrun derailed as soon as it began when our hackers deck was bricked as soon as he started looking for threats on the matrix. We stopped the session there to regroup OOC and come up with a new plan

We met a god and he didn't like it.

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If we replace the hero and villain roles, this gif would be incredibly accurate

The Hulk is a plot device, much the same as the Lady Of Pain.

He's the strongest there is. No one beats the Hulk. Not even the Hulk beats the Hulk. Not even morality beats the Hulk.

Thor beat the Hulk

Is that how you remember that fight? Because I remember it more like .

Easily.

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Thor was beating the Hulk until Jeff tasered him again. Really I call BS on electricity doing anything to Thor at all, but eh, that's how it went.

Prior to that, Thor was getting hurled around like a rag doll and making poor character judgment decisions, not realizing that the Hulk is friends with basically no one except Spiderman.

If he didn't have a damage-induced limit break, he'd have been beaten unconscious, taser or no.

my group is fighting the campaign final boss, an elder evil the size of a mountain. So yeah basically this.

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It was a wild ride

Guarding a desert convoy, party was attacked by giant scorpions with goblin riders. Things actually went very well for them, and they have a goblin captive to interrogate because they want to know why the goblins attacked. Yeah, I'm not sure how that's a question either, but they want to know the reason.

But he did have the limit break, and he was about to win.

Have the gobbo lie to them and sell them a sob story.

Indeed. Though they'll find out the truth soon enough anyway if they stick with the caravan.

Holy shit, source on that pic?

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Gonna need sauce, and the story.

Not him, but the source is Wizards of Aus.
Basically a wizard gets sick of fantasy land and immigrates to Australia, but other magical things follow him and make things weird.

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>Foooooooox on the run

>warforged is killed

Good.

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> Single-handedly stop a tpk

Feelsgoodman

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Storytime

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>Wild mage sorc is taken as a slave
Hot

>We were Big Dick Adventurers

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>When the party gets fucked over by 2 different gnomes

>tfw you have to explain to the Not!UN that since you were the first person to reach the moon it's therefore your private property
the best part is they accepted it

3D6 Velociraptors with a surprise round is a bit much for a level 1 party.

The party just made enemies with an order who conjures demons and sacrifices people for personal power. Unlike most monsters and goblin tribes they're disciplined, well equipped and numerous.

>Pic
>Post gif.
Dumbass.

Pic related to Last campaign,... The players didn't show up and the few who dis just got drunk...

Basically what every moment of a session should be. This image perfectly sums up adventure narrative.

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I've been dragged into a civil war to stop slavery against my own race but most of my own race is pretty chill about being slaves and it's probably going to end in half of our dwindling population getting killed over this dumb new war. All because the rest of the party got really offended and reactionary when someone on the street asked which one of them owned me and if I was for sale.

The Hulk is an awesome character idea. A man, once respected scientist, made himself into a monster. Now, if things are too intense, he goes berserk and turns into a thrashing mote of cosmic chaos. So he lives a simple life doing his best to avoid hurting people. He cannot love, he cannot hate, he is a prisoner of constant inner peace. But it's not so simple as isolation, no. He is pursued by interested, unethical, probably evil parties who make avoiding The Hulk within forever an impossibility.

But no. He's just a stupid invincible green faggot. Superheroes were a fucking mistake.