Just got this message from an old friend of mine

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Who the fuck is Michelle? Your woman blabbing?

can we have a thread of only this type of shit? post more

post more holy shit lmfao

take screens from fucking web messenger not the small ass chat box

Kucoin referral

And done

>haha x)
fucking block this faggot already

GIBS ME MONEY FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL

Demand he send a picture of sharpie in popper for your help.

>telling people about your gains

How much did you make? and how much did you tell Michelle you make?
Also, is Michelle hot?

Old friend of mine from highschool.

Stop talking to Michelle and everybody she knows

lol I get calls from long lost friends too thinking im some baller trader, just a loser that made small crypto gains. Now they want to give me their cash to by shitcoins with. weird.

God bless the asshole of the internet.

Only here do we learn the difference between bullshit and fertilizer.

Tell him to all in on DASH

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haha x)

Lolol. Don't do it.

HA! He doesn't even hide it! Glorious. Say no. Please tell me you said no.

OP is a faggot

fuck that
jesus, the gall of some cunts lel

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>pls make money for me for free

he wants to borrow money from you and give you back 85% of returns LOL

>loan

omfg my sides

i recommend the link tyson.
followed by uninstalling facebook.

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wut he wants you to risk your own money and he makes a profit, thats retarded. tell that dumb fuck to use his own money.

> oh I see.
> 0.004 you do the whole roundabout. Glans, shaft, balls, line, I want it all wet and licked. You will then proceed to get lubed up and prepped.

> oh, not what you had in mind? Well I couldn't imagine you would think I would give currency and advice for free, so I just assumed you'd be up to it. I mean, who would come on to someone they didn't talk with for years to get free shit, right?

> right?

hahahah, nice

Dubs calls next response?

Jesus Christ what a fucking faggot. I'd understand if he was family but damn.

hahahaha shut that bish down

hahahahahahaha
(if real)

tell em you sold a long time ago

just laugh at him. What a fucking faggot ahahahahahahah fucking hilarious people are pathetic.

If this bastard is asking for $50k USD I swear

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

50K! OH! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

oh shit I thought the guy was offering his own money

Give him 50k wei, see how far he can get.

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>satoshis?
Nigga you know he wants 50 large

he's gonna spend it on stupid shit.
probably end up leasing a KIA

if trips, give him a bitcoin and ask for a dick pic

broker trades for him. i've told my friends that if they sign a legal document saying that i'm not held accountable for losses, but get 60% of profits, then i'll invest for them. tell him that and if he's not cool with it tell him to fuck off because that's fair as shit

>ethreium

Hey Its me, your brother. Can i borrrow 50k? you'll get that back, no worries.

NOOOO !!!!

lololol 50k

yep. my old staff at rehab who was a total prick. feelsgoodman

> DON'T NEED MUCH
> GIB 50K

MY.

FUCKING.

SIDES.

LARP

my GOD

EVERYTHING in this one FUCK

ITS POCKET CHANGE FOR YOU

50k sat rofl

sent;)

Block him immediately

Tell him you will do it if you can fuck his girlfriend. Then have sex with her and don't give the loan kek

> Yeah if you want to

This retard should not be allowed copulation.

what the actual fuck.

I’m sold, if you don’t do it give me Tims number and I’ll lend him the money.

fuck this faggot and everyone like him. Put him in his place OP.

If this isn't bullshit, tell your "friend" to eat a sack of baby dicks and fuck off eternally.

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He's making the dumbass reveal his power level.
kek

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>whats that
>nah man I only do bitcoin

fucking kill me

>Nah man, I only do Bitcoin and Ethreium

post pics of michelle

>50k sat?

yeah but he's going to go "whats a sat?"

No fucking way. I don't believe it. OP is gay.

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just do it OPIE its pocket change!!!!!!!!!

"Pocket change for you"
Who the fuck feels that's right to ask someone?

lmao this is Veeky Forums history in the making right here

send him this dont be a pussy

mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

This! It doesn't make any fucking sense. Tell that cunt to fuck off. But string him along first.

Look, if you don't want to directly tell him to fuck off, say your money is tied on an ICO and you can't move it right now.

This is gold

LMAO THIS FUCKING THREAD. THIS IS WHY WERE EARLY ADOPTERS, THIS IS WHY ITS SO FUCKING EASY CAUSE 99.9 PERCENT OF NORMIES ARE FUCKING CLUELESS

fake.

people are offering me money to teach them about crypto and I don't answer. I don't want to be responsible for their shit

Fake and gay

OP pls tell him bitconnect made you the money

obvious LARP

DO THIS OP

>trying to impress girls with your crypto gains
Was Michelle worth it or are you still a virgin?

>ten hours on reddit

god, my sides

even if this is a larp please post more if anyone else has screen shots