OH SHIT

YOU'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO A FANTASY REALM

PICK A RACE AND ROLL A D1000 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT JOB YOU HAVE

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Rolled 89 (1d1000)

Fuckin bear tamer!

Rolled 806 (1d1000)

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Rolled 804 (1d1000)

What the hell is a "reaver".

Fuck.

Rolled 364 (1d1000)

GIMME AN ELF

This right here is a reaver

Rolled 2 (1d4)

1 Dwarf, 2 Elf, 3 Human, 4 Halting.
Come on pimp!!!

Rolled 512 (1d1000)

Ok so I'm an elf...

Rolled 841 (1d1000)

Halfling for maximum comfy

An elf Outrider.
Pleb jobs/races btfo.
How can I roll for a mount.

Rolled 880 (1d1000)

I pick dwarf.

Rolled 283 (1d1000)

> halfing thief
Even in a random generator the filthy rat people are thieves.

Tomb Robber. Not a boring job I say.

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Rolled 235 (1d1000)

roll inn

Rolled 483 (1d1000)

WELL LET'S SEE, IMMA BE AN ELF

Rolled 64 (1d1000)

>a person having a superficial interest in an art or a branch of knowledge

fuck

how the fuck do I roll?

Rolled 618 (1d1000)

I will make a 5e character for this.

Rolled 822 (1d1000)

can Warhammer players tell what a dilettante can go into?

Human Soldier. Probably comes with a red shirt included.

Hummie every time.

>618
>Human outrider
Seems easy enough to me.
Human fighter, soldier background, Cavalier subclass. Dumb enough to fall in love with a barmaid/whore in his hometown, who he sends money and gifts to knowing full well that she's still working. A hopeless, classic sort of romantic who wants to win enough fortune and fame to pull him, her, and his brothers/sisters out of poverty as well as make a name for himself and live like the heroes of the world. Has a nasty scar over his left eyebrow where an arrow mangled his helmet.
High physical stats, medium mental stats. Proficiency in Athletics, Intimidation, Animal Handling, and Survival.

Anytime mahdood

I got "Raconteur"

Rolled 378 (1d1000)

let's gooooooo!

THE WIZAAAAARD!
this turned out way better than expected

Let's go dwarf this time

You're that asshole that never stops talking, but everyone tolerates you because you can read

for fucks sake that's basically me

Rolled 109 (1d1000)

Ok, let's see if it works now

Pretty accurate. Thanks user!

Rolled 530 (1d1000)

Human

it's any one on Veeky Forums

A wizard, yes. Just not the nice kind.

Rolled 310 (1d1000)

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Rolled 33 (1d1000)

rollan rollan rollan

literally the only thing that needs is the whole "while knowing you are a disgrace to your family and your parents have accepted they wont have grandchildren (from your side atleast"

Well, I guess I'm a farmer.

Is that just an NPC in this RPG, or do farmers actually do something other than get run over by Chaos Marauders?

OUTTA THE WAY FUCKIN NOBLES
PEASANT COMING THROUGH

human apprentice witch. better than a rat-catcher, i guess.

In WFRP your career is either what you do currently, or what you did before you were an adventurer. If you roll Farmer, you probably aren't currently a farmer.

Rolled 499 (1d1000)

You're a sick Russian ice babe

This one was made using sword path glory and reverse engineering myself there.

PS:Do you know phoenix command, its dumbed down version of a rpg that is a dumbed down version of sword path glory
Everything, excluding int, ego, leadership, charisma, motivation, Teaching Ability, Telepathic Sensitivity. is based at real life stats

Name: me

STATS
Strength: 12.0
Intelligence: 12.0
Health: 4.0
Will: 6.0
Dextery: 14.0
Speed: 14.0
Charisma: 9.0
Leadership: 7.0
Ego: 6.0
Endurance: 8.0
Motivation: 5.0
Teaching Ability: 8.0
Telepathic Sensitivity: 11.0
Size: 12.0

Sex: Male
Weight: 161.0 LB
Height: 70.0 Inches
Base Frequency Modifier (BFM): 2.47
Dismounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Mounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Weapon Parry Skill Factor: 1.96
ABFM (ARMOR): 2.47
ABFM (WEAPON): 2.47
ABFM (SHIELD): 2.47
ABFM (EQUIPAMENT): 2.47
Base Runing Speed: 2.9
Speed Modifier: 3.7
Base Acceleration Increment: 8.0
Shock Scale: 0.0
LEARNING

V: 13.3333333333
EF: 0.757575757576


GENERAL SKILLS

C1: 1.17545454545
C2: 1.25
C3: 0.95
C4: 0.7
Psysical SR: 14.4 %
Mental SR: 14.4 %
Medical SR: 5.544 %


ARMOR WEIGHTS AND DATA
Head Armor: No Armor
Head Armor Weight: 0.0 LB
Head Armor PF: 0.0

Body Armor: Clothing
Body Armor Weight: 1.4 LB
Body Armor PF: 0

Left Arm Armor: Clothing
Left Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Left Arm Armor PF: 0

Right Arm Armor: Clothing
Right Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Right Arm Armor PF: 0

Left Leg Armor: Clothing
Left Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Left Leg Armor PF: 0

Right Leg Armor: clothing
Right Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Right Leg Armor PF: 0

EBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 4.2LB
WBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB
SBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB

WEAPONS AND SHIELD DATA

Weapon: Fist
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Effective Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Weapon Stabbing WBF : 47.0
Weapon Stabbing WB : 77.0
Weapon Stabbing Damage : (8.0) + 7.0
Weapon PBF : 28.0
Weapon Hex Range : 1.0
Dismounted M1: 1.0
Dismounted M2: 1.0
Dismounted M3: 1.01
Dismounted M4: 0.9
Mounted M1: 1.0
Mounted M2: 1.0
Mounted M3: 1.01
Mounted M4: 0.9
Weapon Parry M1: 1.0
Dismounted Damage Bonus: 1.01
Mounted Damage Bonus: 1.01
Fist Disounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Mounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Dismounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Fist Mounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Weapon PBI : 11.3360323887

Rolled 377 (1d1000)

Dorf

What is this from? 2e? I never actually started WHFRP yet even though I really want to.
I'm just one of those people who doesn't want to put in effort to read a system unless I'm guaranteed an actual game to play in.

Yeah, WFRP 2e. It's some good shit, my group switched to it from 5e.

dilettante are from wealthy families

their get their grandkids even if they have to drug you to do it

Elf

I love the pictures of the classes and what they get

Nice! What thing is it in, the core book has no appendices.

Actually it's in a separate book, The Career Compendium

Rolled 437 (1d1000)

I'mma be a halfling, since I'm already tall as fuck here so it'll be interesting to see how life is when you aren't hitting your head on ceiling lamps.

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Rolled 305 (1d1000)

Halflings are comfy, lets try that

Foightin' man you is

Oh no.
Oh noooo.
Oh nooooooooo!
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Rolled 394 (1d1000)

My time has come

Weirdly high number of magic users today

Rolled 269 (1d1000)

Human

Make a peasant of me, Warhammer

Rolled 666 (1d1000)

dwarf

Rolled 759 (1d1000)

I'm going to be a catgirl.

>
Elves are the closest to catgirls. I'm a catgirl smuggler. Meow.

I like the idea of a gruff dwarf servant

>picture of a guy with booze
>has no consume alcohol
I never got this.

Rolled 45 (1d1000)

Elf to be honest

Do you happen be a servant of Slaanesh with those sixes

At one point being a fisherman is stable and promises lots of food but on the other hand its is quite a bit labor intensive and poor, might have to take the career exit and become a navigator because that sounds more my speed

Consume Alcohol would only slow him down

Rolled 341 (1d1000)

Oh boy

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I always liked the art for the gambler. Despite cutting his dog's leg off, it still follows him around.

Sounds like I'll be doing some mighty fine nerd stuff

Called Human before so it seems like I'm literally desicrating people's tombs for shit. Nice.

You're like Lara Croft, but grimdark

lesee

Rolled 784 (1d1000)

oops

What's a Stevedore?

A guy named Steve

I mean you get dodge blows, gossip, perception, perform singer, swim.

Knowing nothing else about the game, i think i'd make a decent skill monkey

Yeah, that's pretty great.

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>there are ni elf farmers
What the fuck

Elves either live in the woods and subsist off of hunting, or are rich enough to buy their own food.

It can be assumed that the Elves of Ulthuan simply have a High Mage create an abundance of food for everyone once or twice a year.

dorg rollan
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Rolled 896 (1d1000)

Rolled 229 (1d1000)

how to roll with 4chanx?

Rolled 440 (1d1000)

I still enjoy being human

Rolled 98 (1d1000)

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Rolled 780 (1d1000)

Rolling as human