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To kill every living creature that dislikes halflings

Go have a read about the domains of influence held by the gods of Pagan Rome. Don't stop until you find out about Venus also being a patron of victory.

There are many gods with "contradictory" domains/influences like Isthar is the goddess of love and war. Also, time, fate, and chance can go together.

The whole domain/influence thing is really inappropriate to paganism anyway. Gods should be people rather than ministries.

A Candle of Invocation.
Unless she has the (su) to uses wishes like you've got that ring on that reduces cost, and can use her wishes for artefact level stuff and the ilk of salient divine abilities, It's really a balancing act of applying these rules to wishes and choosing a really good wish- or just getting infinite wishes via Candle of Invocation Djinn abuse.

Also, then there's the ancient rules of wishes- Polyhedron

She immediately begins to ask for strength, speed and stamina, but stops herself. She realizes it's not power she wants, but a chance to attain that power by herself. She sheepishly rejects the offer.

To be her.
My current position of being the Chosen of Insects isn't working out, and I need a new gig.
So I steal her job.

I wish she was retroactively my loyal, loving, obedient, and virginal wife for all eternity.
Now make me a God and a sammich.

why would you want a wife that can't fuck you

She's eternally virginal and it's retroactive. You could pop that hymen all night every night and she'll just have it all right back tighter as ever and not blown out from having a centuries old snatch with no user serviceable parts.
Also I made her make me a god so I could probably fuck around with causality or have her timefuck her fuckery out of the time stream whenever it need be. However it happens I get an unspoiled wife.

My pc wishes that he and his party can attack abstract parts of the universe like time, eternity and death etc. He wants to use his power to destroy the multiverse(s)

wait wait explain the logistics of this

you're going to have sex with her every night, but she will still be a "virgin" because her hymen heals apparently? but she's otherwise physiologically and mentally the same, though? what's the practical use for the regenerating hymen?

Vagina accrue microtears and the like over the course of a lifetimes worth of sex and/or pregnancies. This can result in smoother passages, reduced elasticity, and reduced ability to tighten and grip and sometimes to even maintain itself(vaginal prolapse). She's a God as old as time that snatch is ancient and had a husband railing it and maybe even has children pass through it. Now it will be brand spanking new forever and you get to enjoy that amazing sensation of breaking the seal on your favorite toy.
As for the other bits of my wish I made it all retroactive. Her husband was never her husband she was always my wife since time started she's always loved and obeyed me and only me since the dawn of forever. If I'm still mortal after all of that all I have to due is tell her to make me immortal and use her powers to be a pseudo God or have her godify me herself now and then have her make it retroactive in the timeline as well so it's always been.
Time, fate, and chance are all her domain so she is a non-linear entity who can edit time itself and has effective control over most of entropy. You can basically make any edit and have it be retroactive while cutting out the chances of it having negative consequences or not happening by strong arming it under "Its Fated to happen" and cutting out all the chances of won't leaving only the chances it will.

That makes perfect sense to me. What do you do to celebrate victory? Bang. What is it when you bang? Victory. What do you punch when you Bang? Her V card.

V for Venus. V for Victory. V for Vagina

Well, at the bottom of the manic depressive spiral, probably a swift, merciful death. At the top, sugar. On a meta level, a better roleplayer.

It's a sweet dress.

Why do you know this, user?

Her military academy textbooks.

My current PC is an officer cadet from Savoy-circa-1910s stuck in Curse of Strahd.

She really wish she'd been with the artillery rather with the Arditi.

>what and why
He'd probably wish for magic to be erased, or for wizards to disappear.
The reason being that he blames wizards for every bad thing that happens. Not because he was traumatized or anything, but because he's an idiot and thinks that wizards are just inherently evil.

There isn't one sense, user. It's just a different framework than you're used to. Those three domains fit into the "Heavens" domain from Sun Tzu's Art of War, as just one example.

Because knowing about pussy is a normal aspect of being a well-adjusted adult human, male or female.

Minor studies on the matter because I have an interest in factoidal info gathering related to people.
Dicks actually suffer a similar issue but the foreskin glide eliminates most of that whereas the vaginas issue is that the lube is not perfect by design otherwise the dick wouldn't have the friction needed to ejaculate.

To Fuck her :P

>wait wait explain the logistics of this
He can't fap to porn stars who've been sullied by fucking niggers.

> but the foreskin glide eliminates most of that

> tfw circumcised as an infant

>well adjusted
You want a servant, not a spouse. I doubt you're well adjusted. Also
>holy pussy would stretch
Gods are non corporeal and can change their form to fit their desires. Why would Gods let themselves get loose?

Use lube it entirely eliminates the problem of friction injuries though not the rest of that bundle of fuckery.

That's a different user entirely who answered for me for some reason.
I'm and I entirely admit to minor sociopathic tendencies and the degeneration of women from their natural positions in life much to their detrimental as to ours.

Detriment*
Autocorrect shouldn't turn back on with every update.

I wish for the goddess and her husband to get off her asses and help me save the world.

>time, fate, and chance
For her father to have not been killed in crossfire all of those years ago, for the childhood she never got to have. She doesn't care if it's character death via time paradox, almost anything is better than the hand she was dealt.

The throne.

>Myrmidon monster slayer
The most beautiful (human) woman in the world as his wife.

>Monk
Inner peace and/or enlightenment.

Females, when submitting fully to their husband, are boring and lacking personality. If I were to take a wife I would rather have an argumentative, firey one than a sweet bland pushover

That's an opinion based solely on taste whereas mine is backed by stats of what factually makes married women happier and leads to succesful children.

Also if she's boring I'm now a god i'll have as many concubines as I want.

Or, and now bare with me here, you could just take in the fact that she's a fucking god to which mortal degradation and possibly all physical laws likely have no real meaning in the matter

>You want a servant, not a spouse.
What? How? When did I say anything like this? What part of knowing about my / my partner's health as an adult means I want them as a servant and not a spouse?

Were The White right?

It's a matter of morality and proper etiquette as well as creating a thoughtful and touching event. Even if she isn't beholden to mortal biological constraints as we are now we can enjoy her first time in our wedding bed and start things off proper and then every time thereafter it will be a reminder and reinforcement of our love. A novel way of reaffirming "Us".
Why constrain the whole of it to mortal limitations? Something a woman can give only once both physically and emotionally she could give for all eternity.

Becoming a god

If she's eternally virgin by regenerating it, wouldn't it also happen while you're doing it? You'll get trapped inside partway through.

I'll just break it again on the in or out stroke.

To bring everlasting peace and safety to every citizen of the city he is obsessed with protecting.

that is literally the worst thing to wish for
>the only realistic form of everlasting peace and safety is death. The soul is released from the body, but further protected from necromancy by the goddess's blessing.
congrats, your PC just killed thousands or more people.

My character's second lowest stat is wisdom. Given this advice, he'd simply wish for his mother's safety and happiness.

To see her husband in the dress, both burned on a pyre.

You're still barking down the same tree bud. she can enjoy the pleasures of death without pain or aging and being able to watch you live a long life with your love and children.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but death brings respite, not happiness.

Except she's not actually a virgin. You're just breaking a gross skin flap over and over.

She is due to retroactive time fuckery making every rip the first one.
Assuming she's non-linear, which she'd need to be to be a God of time, it'd work out and if she's controlling fate and chance and I'm not a God myself together with time she could make sure i'd remember and she'd remember it after the fact so both of us share the experience.

I wish would stop playing D&D

JERUSALEM!!
For Allah!

I wish for a better thread.