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HERESY THREAD
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The emprah is a dick
>tfw no Eldar Waifu to cuddle, hold hands with, and make sweet love to
Why must I suffer?
Not on my watch, traitor.
>The arch-traitor calls me a traitor
Oh boy.
>Spreading lies
Heresy, you say?
>Black Templar trying to explain that he’s not a heretic.
Speaking of heresy, does anyone have that pic of Asurmen and a space marine back to back? I swear I can't find it anywhere.
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That was a good thread.
mmmmm.... chicken.
>The Ol' Razzle Dazzle
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t. Daddy smurf
I love Yvraine's fluffy hair and sexy feet
>there are people in Veeky Forums who hate this bundle of joy
How long until uncle beeg hands snaps and beats the shit out of him for being a xeno lover?
>Still-born pile of organs
>mods are asl-BLAM
Silly thing, the Inquisition never sleeps.
>sexy feet
Footfags are beyond the Emperor's light.
>*BLAM*
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don't rewrite your own lore, geedubs
Does posting non-humanxhuman count?
But that's Corrin and Azura, they're both human.
Well sort of, Corrin can also turn into a dragon.
I think this counts.
inb4 thread is a trap set by the Inquisition, we're all fucked
>Silver Haired guy whom I thought is an elf is a Dragon
Wait wut?
>t. guy who found the picture you're quoting but not realizing there's context behind it
Please, the Inquisition are massive counter productive hypocrites, much like how the Knights Templars actually worship Baphomet, a pagan Deity. Plus it is said they worship an angel the same way a cult does.
Does anyone possess a version of this image without the convenient censoring?
For science.
Would you or anyone be bold enough to court a farseer and human former elite sniper marksman's half-breed daughteru?
Feet are pure, you double heretic!
I would desu
>Black templar
>Picture of a Dark Angel
Posting extreme heresy.
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>really nicely painted marines with a good color scheme
>Notice the actual heresy
into the trash it goes, also you know that's bannable offense right?
Footfags are goddamn heretics among heretics, you double heretic
Is it heretical to have my civ of civilized gnolls have catboy-like males and amazonian females?
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What is this, heresy for ants?
You mean anthropomorphic hyenas with the sexual dimorphism turned way up?
Sure, fukkin do it. Weenies will have a cry about 'furries' but who gives a fuck?
Just don't magical realm your players. That is, force sexual situations/implications that the players are obviously uncomfortable with.
chaos chan a cute
>bullpup bolter
I like
Well, considering that my players are total pervs and try to sleep with every barmaid they come across in the creepiest ways possible... I am awaiting the day one of them slaps a barwaiter's ass without realizing "wait, the big furry ones are the females and the ones that look like cat boys are the males."
I just really want to use the phrase: "I don't get paid enough to sleep with gay adventurers, so keep that hand away from my ass unless you want a dagger in your cock."
That sounds hilarious.
Do the Prince of Excess proud out there, user.
Their other sexual possibilities are:
>Driders from a big setting event that fuzed a race of sentient giant spiders and high elves together because reasons
>Heavily xenophobic strix
>Grumpy skeletons
>Even more xenophobic and stabby merfolk
>Cecaelia that used to be humans and are absolutely terrified that the strix find out about that little secret
>Annoyingly cheerful fairies
>Plant-Changelings
>Grumpy mushroom sages
>Thri-Kreen
>Acidic slime people made by a bored wizard
>Giant intelligent lobsters
>Mindless orcs that sold their minds and souls to a god that got completely rekt
>Snail-people
>Grippli
>Kobolds and Cutebolds (different races but each claim that they're the true kobold race). One was a yuan ti experiment/slave race and the other evolved naturally
>Kirby/Jigglypuff: The Race
>Elementals with human ancestry
bump
t. heretic
>Hybrids are only made for waifufags.
That is the most stupid thing I ever heard in this board in recent memory.
Is this a heresy thread? Cause I'm full of Heresy here.
Whats this?
>also, you know that's a bannerable offense right?
FTFY
What is this even?
That shit about Templars didn't fly in the Monster thread that shit ain't gonna fly here, Philip IV.
Got this as a gift last weekend, excited AF to read after I finish Spirit of Vengeance.
Of course, hyenas IRL are actually like that. Throw in the psudeo-penises too, for extra authenticity.
on the one hand I want to limit the halo cod tacticool to those games and leave 40k more silly and metal but at the same time now that they have introduced the primaris, a pullpup bolter on a primaris tactical marine would be pretty sick lookin
>Kirby: The Race
Bro, I gotcha covered and we're prime waifu material.
Yes, they're from Fire Emblem. Dude is a half dragon, girl is his cousin.
Read the Digger series by Ursula Vernon. Best Gnolls.
How, pray tell, are they best gnolls user?
It better contain "matriarchal" and "pseudo-dicks".