OH SHIT MUTATION

Rolled 723, 743, 368, 107 = 1941 (4d1000)

let's go

Gimme the good pain!

>Limb Loss
>Plague Bearer
>Pointed Head
>Animalistic Legs

Rolled 882, 598, 366, 262 = 2108 (4d1000)

SLAANESH BABY IM COMIN HOME

You're a beastman made out of crystalline metal that's afraid of blood. That would be a fucking weird sight.

>Reslilient
>Scorpion tail
>Fear of blood
>Bestial apperance
I am the death scorp of hating korne!

Old Realms of Chaos?

Rolled 401, 717, 604, 86 = 1808 (4d1000)

Lets go BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Rolled 705, 724, 992, 197 = 2618 (4d1000)

rolling

WFRP 2e actually, Tome of Corruption

Rolled 154, 952, 232, 339 = 1677 (4d1000)

Please don't make me a furry please don't make me a furry please don't make me a furry

Rolled 984, 570, 255, 590 = 2399 (4d1000)

Ah, OK.
Too new for me.

Rolled 221, 741, 197, 164 = 1323 (4d1000)

>implying I am not mutant irl

minor cosmetic change, mane of hair, crossbreed, mechanoid
i never asked for this

>bestial appearance
>regeneration
>froglike eyes
>metallic skin

BEHOLD THE GOLDEN SLAAN

Rolled 990, 902, 400, 447 = 2739 (4d1000)

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Rolled 59, 88, 155, 941 = 1243 (4d1000)

ok

Rolled 288, 596, 593 = 1477 (3d1000)

>Radiant Skin
>Resilient
>Roll Three Times
>Burning Body

Guess I'm the Man on Fire from MGS V? And guess I need to roll three more times.

Rolled 39, 344, 201, 523 = 1107 (4d1000)

>Duplication
>Metal body
>Mer-creature

Kill me

>Beweaponed Extremities
>One of your arms becomes a twisted spur of sharp bone and hardened flesh.

Let's go with the left arm

>Warped Mind
>You have a twisted mind. Lose –2d10% from your Intelligence Characteristic, as you find it very hard to concentrate upon mundane matters
Well, shit

>Cloud of Flies
>A cloud of vile horseflies find in you the perfect friend and hover about you, crawling in your nose and mouth to nuzzle in the moisture of your body. When you’re threatened, they grow angry and swarm about your head.[...] Should a fly be examined, one will observe it has tiny, human hands and a human head, and it weeps miserably at its separation from the rest of the swarm
THE HORROR

>Extra Mouth
>What begins as a small scratch on your face eventually widens into an extra drooling maw. It can eat, but it doesn’t nourish you since the material it ingests goes somewhere other than your gullet.
I guess I can at least eat the flies with this

All in all this is terrible
At least I didn't become a furry like last time

A submersible that is on fire...

Rolled 912, 567, 733 = 2212 (3d1000)

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>unnatural appetite
>mane of hair
>running sores

Well, three is Nurgle's lucky number.
I imagine a greasy mane of hair that extends around my neck. I'm constantly chewing on my own neck hair and regurgitating bezoars for further consumption. I hate the taste of hair, but I can't help myself, I must consume it to the exclusion of nearly all else. My wasted frame is a sign of my curse, as are the weeping sores brought on by malnutrition and papa Nurgle's favor.

Rolled 41, 933, 55, 977 = 2006 (4d1000)

Sure, I'll roll. What's the worst that could happen?

Rolled 330, 487, 275, 595 = 1687 (4d1000)

More like the tank scorpion of cowardice

>Beak
>Vile
>Beweaponed Extremities
>Zoological Mutation
>4 fear points

Just as planned.

Rolled 517, 507, 634, 203 = 1861 (4d1000)

...

>Centauroid
>Leathery Skin
>Limb Loss
>Multiplication
Armless centaur incoming

Rolled 408, 311, 736, 865 = 2320 (4d1000)

oh

>fur
>evil eye
>scales
>trails of slime

what

Rolled 823, 971, 617, 68 = 2479 (4d1000)

Rolled 94, 302, 457, 189 = 1042 (4d1000)

DO IT

Rolled 939, 966, 706, 686 = 3297 (4d1000)

Rolled 64, 647, 458, 329 = 1498 (4d1000)

>telekinesis
>wings
>moronic
>bestial appearance
Hm.

Rolled 966, 840, 893, 425 = 3124 (4d1000)

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

>Bestial Appearance
>Emaciated Appearance
>Hunchback
>Breath Fire
I'm a skinny ass, fire breathing, hunchbacked furry. I feel like there's a mythological creature already based off of this.

Vile
weapon master
rash
pseudo deamonhood

So demon swordsmen with aids, k. Thanks Slaanesh.

Rolled 251, 518, 709, 593 = 2071 (4d1000)

So I'm a cross-breed mer-creature with missing limbs and a rash. Fuck the warp.

Oh hai Magnus

Rolled 938, 673, 894 = 2505 (3d1000)

fc

...

Rolled 8 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

Roll

Rolled 100 (1d100)

Rolled 700, 616, 193, 661 = 2170 (4d1000)

Fuck it, one more before work

Rolled 491, 832, 625, 581 = 2529 (4d1000)

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Rolled 191, 424, 152, 525 = 1292 (4d1000)

For Sigmar!

>quadruped/moronic/brightlypatterend/pointed head
Oh god damnit I got downgraded from merfolk leper to my little pony.

Rolled 522, 348, 347, 18 = 1235 (4d1000)

I'm feeling lucky

I have Weapon master close combat skills, with controlled temporal instability
You vanish and reappear. Ordinarily, you spend about two and
half hours of every day slipping into and out of the time stream.
This is extremely disconcerting, and the experience imposes 1d10/2
Insanity Points when the mutation first manifests. For the most part,
you have adapted to the oddness of your existence, but the mutation
is most frustrating in situations where your presence is perhaps most
needed, such as in combat.
When in combat, on your turn, roll 1d10. On a 10, you vanish
into the time stream for 1d10 rounds. If you have Controllable
Temporal Instability, you may modify the duration by 1 round,
either lengthening your time away or shortening it. Otherwise, you’re
stuck with the die result.
While in the time stream, you can take no action and float
along helplessly. Each month, you have a cumulative 1% chance of
attracting the attention of a Daemonic entity. Should this occur,
you never reappear as your body is whisked away into the Realm of
Chaos to become the plaything of Daemons

I have transformed into the shape of a GOR beastman, and a strange bony growth of a headcrest has sprouted from my head.

Not gonna lie i think this sounds badass, thanks chaos gods!

>Brightly Patterned Skin
>Beweaponed Extremities
>Head Crest
>Limb Transference

Guys... can you help me out with this one?

Roll

>Limb Transference
>Extra nose
>Extra nose (again)
>Agile

I wasn't lucky.

...

Rolled 821, 677, 185, 968 = 2651 (4d1000)

I
Regret
Nothing!

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Rolled 147, 771, 516, 168 = 1602 (4d1000)

>New and Fun Location

Rolled 89, 31 = 120 (2d100)

First for bodypart and second for location

>my left leg moves to my stomach
hmmmm

>left leg now on stomach
yaaaaaaaay.

I'm a three-nosed fuck with a leg moved onto his stomach that's somehow agile.

Rolled 368, 639, 354, 780, 401, 605, 701, 139, 749, 391 = 5127 (10d1000)

I know no fear.

not sure, but you absolutely wouldnt be allowed on the couch

>Irrational fear, teleport, multiple legs, massive intellect
Paranoid bizarro super genius here I come

As a Navigator of the Noble Houses I pick my own mutations, fuckboy.

Rolled 752, 352, 458, 242 = 1804 (4d1000)

Rollin

Rolled 311, 928, 919, 260 = 2418 (4d1000)

Mutations for the mutation throne!

Jesus...
Skeleton, eye stalks, hunchback, Corrosive vomit.
Someone, anyone, BLAM me.

>Crown of Flesh
>Evil Eye
>Upside-down
>Vestigial/Parasitic Twin

Tzeeeentch!

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>Fear of Blood
>Overgrown Body Part
>Eyestalks
>Soul Destruction
>Froglike Eyes
>Metallic Skin
>Radiant Skin
>Bestial Appearance
>Sensory Loss
>Extra Mouth
I am a mess. I'm also dead and possessed by some asshole ghost. Time to roll for the overgrown body part.

Rolled 193, 2, 592, 619 = 1406 (4d1000)

ONE FOR EACH OF THE CHAOS GODS LETS GO

Rolled 942, 162, 337, 984 = 2425 (4d1000)

Let's get mutie up in this shit niggas

Bring it on

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>6
That's the torso. Now how much? (result of roll is for how many times longer my torso is than normal)

Rolled 269, 119, 622, 906 = 1916 (4d1000)

I'm retarded, let's try that again.

>Brightly Patterned Skin
>Acid Excretion
>Mer-Creature
>Moronic

Well shit, I just turned into a clownfish mermaid.

> Walking Head
> Bizzare Coloration
> Extra Mouth
> Minor Cosmetic Change

Aw shit, now I'm a multicolor walking head with two mouths. What the fuck does that entail?

Rolled 501, 572, 29, 468 = 1570 (4d1000)

Rolled 336, 339, 339, 139 = 1153 (4d1000)

ASS WE CAN

>three mouths and bestial appearance
That's /d/ as fuck, what the hell.

>large ears
>manic fighter
>alluring
>illusion of normality

sexy goblin assassin?

That's two mouths on your tits and one mouth on your crotch. You're pretty much a demon from devilman really.

Rolled 420, 190, 461, 486 = 1557 (4d1000)

please be kind

Rolled 323, 834, 38, 979 = 2174 (4d1000)

again

Rolled 768, 78, 859, 299, 965, 654, 731, 532, 478, 473, 625, 540, 541, 498, 727, 155, 664, 334, 555, 267, 83, 395, 764, 459, 285 = 12729 (25d1000)

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI