Stat him

not sure if cereal...

Level 20 Cuck/Stepfather

It was the dude in the front tbf. In the video some kid punches the antifag and takes his flag

Oh, well then I guess he's got pretty high STR and maybe a few unarmed feats/levels in monk.

>phone poster
>Blatant politics bait

I have a conspiracy theory that the mods dont do shit since the political shitposting brought in some much users to the site they allow it to survive longer than other off topic stuff.

Frequency: Uncommon
No. Appearing: 2-12
AC: 10
Move: 50'
HD: 1
No.of Attacks: 1
Damage/Attack: 1-4
Special Attacks: Nil
Special Defenses: Nil
Magic Resistance: Standard
Intelligence: Average (low)
Alignment: Lawful evil
Size: M (5' tall)
Psionic Ability: Nil
Attack/Defense Modes: Nil

Menewhile a few perfectly resonble guns in fantasy threads get deleted

Saw this thread, went to /pol/ found the video.

tldr: Sargon of Akkad was having a formal debate with an English university teacher and roughly 13 minutes in Antifa barges in, makes some noise, crowd instantly takes sides and antifa gets herded into a corner. After all the hullabaloo, Sargon picks up the antifa flag and brandishes it with said professor as “proof” of victory.

Youre skipping the part where fights broke out and society removed antifa by force

Link? I love watching pussies get their commie-keisters kicked.

I only know of Sargon's video and I don't want to promote him desu. Sargon of Akkad is the name you can find his channel if you want

I think we've always been vulnerable to forces with an agenda here due to the anonymity. Whether or not the moderation team is in on it I feel is irrelevant, these people were going to come and we were going to be incapable of discouraging their brand of shitposting. It's no different than Twitter except even more extreme because of zero paper trail.

On some level we can't even ignore it. The people posting this garbage will just bump themselves ad nauseum. They've pretty much successfully killed Magic here already. Who knows maybe something else will collapse soon as well; Warhammer just flagrantly killed itself thanks to Games Workshop so there's another pillar of the board.

At that point user we’re leaving the realm of relevance and going even further into /pol/.

I think for this one meme image, my post gave enough context to those neutral and or ambivalent to comment on.

I the janitors let them get away with it so that they have more material to report to the mods

STR 11, DEX 7, CON 13, INT 10, WIS 6, CHA 15

He needs a deviant drawback. He cheated on his wife with a tranny.

>I have a conspiracy theory that the mods dont do shit since the political shitposting brought in some much users to the site they allow it to survive longer than other off topic stuff.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that once a day we have a thread using a YouTube screencap of an "anti-SJW" troll as the OP image.

If you make gun threads just to fish for reactions, do not be surprised the 12th one in a week is deleted.

/v/irgin here, I fucking wish we had mods like on Veeky Forums or /co/. I can't remember the last time I saw a politics thread actually deleted.

Source?

This is why thread specific ids need to be a thing, so we can easily weed out samefags posting their own shit.

Jim talked about it on a recent stream. I can't remember which one. But basically sargon streamed his desktop while talking to some guy. His wife sent him messages that pinged up while he was streaming talking about not trusting sargon after some tranny also asking why he was flirting with a different tranny on facebook.

>trying to spot samefags in the age of phoneposting

With a 60-second cooldown, anyone not using a pass can shitpost, put their phone on Airplane Mode for ten seconds, switch it off and get a brand-new IP and thread ID four or five times before someone else can samefag from their regular computer.

>Sargon
Get that actual cuckold out of here. This is not /pol/

Yeah, that's exactly the problem. There isn't any way to block mobile-posting either. If I could do any single one thing to this place it would be to block any posting that doesn't come off a computer.

That barest minimum of needing to be sitting down and dedicating time to your peripheral like being on a TV is all that's necessary to remove a significant quantity of garbage one-line posts. I can just imagine for the most part people don't even type on their phones; they just autotext their most common phrases.

user, its a step in the right direction. What would you have instead?

>user, its a step in the right direction. What would you have instead?
Someone take Veeky Forums away from Hiro and stop using /pol/ traffic to try and make this website profitable.

STR 9
He doesn't exercise so far as I know

DEX 8
Overweight

CON 11
pretty big guy

INT 12
reasonably intelligent, does good research

WIS 10
right on some things, wrong on others

CHA 13
Has a decent sized following, and growing

Primary skills would be in perform or speech
minor points in craft due to him taking a blacksmithing class

I stat him as..
Stop shitting up my favorite boards.

But you can do the same thing with a laptop, or any computer using a wireless card.

Ethno-fascist here, please fuck off to /leftypol/ with your false-flag low-effort bait-posting and leave Veeky Forums alone.

He's at least got a 12 in INT for vocabulary and extra skill points. Big question is, though, what class is he?

But senpai, he plays D&D. We're statting a player, not a news commentator.

In 5e, Fighter proficient only with mouse and keyboard

Charlatan background, if "unemployed IT technician" isn't viable in your setting.

>Terrifying American Antifa supersoldiers absolutely tip over the Alt-Right's grills at Spencer's Chapo-repping event in Michigan, reducing the man to a splotchy, Depeche Mode-singing drunk-streaming mess.
>Virgin British Antifa have a slapfight over a flag with a rotund Youtube streamer.

We really need to come up with an Eternal Anglo template, desu.

Maybe its not a theory since the fuck threads still up. I would not put it past Hiro ordering the mods to allow political shitposting just for posters

He's just a lolcow, next
Sargon CV:
pastebin.com/BZWARqTu

>kek, /pol/ cross-posting? Welcome brother

Bluff + 20.

>Low res facebook message
Ok. Can you post something that isn't easily faked? I'm willing to believe you, but I was expecting a video or something, and google gives me nothing.

>STR
Enough to shatter Nazi jaws
>DEX
Evades the lies of the bourgeois
>CON
Will heal the human condition
>INT
A political and economic genius
>WIS
Harnesses the power of Marx and Lenin
>CHA
Has the backing of the proletariat

>Alignment
Lawful good. Killing Nazis, rich people, and cops is God's will.

I'm not sure if this is irony or not, but it's still funny.

This guy is Sargon of Akkad, one of the guys who will be thrown at maximum velocity into the gulag once the GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION has succeeded, where he will toil eternally as penance for his many, many sins against god, Marx, and the proletariat.

>International communism
l o l

5d chess well done hiroshimoot

I think there is a video of him climbing a climb wall. Also some minor points in archery too.

I would actually play this character, a fat book-worm archer who try research shit over fighting/being useful.

>leaving the realm of relevance and going even further into /pol/.
That's all Veeky Forums is anymore: fapbaiting, barely ontopic shitflinging, and /pol/. I'm not quite sure why I still get on here.

This character is screwed. Gonna go to a gulag if commies win, or get kicked out if nazis win. He is being playing like a retard.

Bard/Ranger
FE should be obvious.
He goes around telling tales about the devious enemies of men to young men.
He's also not very useful in a fight (mechanically it makes sense since Bard-Ranger is a fucked over mix).

Who else should be in the party?

better?

To be fair, that's not all Veeky Forums is these days: the porn boards have actual fapping.

I expected better from you tg

I shitposted this while bored on the bus expecting one guy to call me a faggot before my post gets pruned. I come back and its on the top of catalog.

why? I'm sorry, I didn't know

Kick Veeh should be added.

>I expected better from you tg
Hi 2000s.

Reminder to report /pol/fags.

It does a great deal to help get rid of them

Why did you think that this thread would do anything but get bumped by applesponges all night

>applesponges

ugh

It's supposed to sound retarded

Get fucked, nerd.

Yeah, thanks.

I said sorry.

Veeky Forums politics shitposting rumbles are fun.

It's one of the few places I've found where you can consistently get tedious Dork Enlightenment types to pop out and start hollering about the aristocracy.

>lol it's a deliberate compliment
>I'm not going after a tranny
Nice. I don't know this particular /pol/ cuck beyond his name, but I bet he was hoping to use that compliment as "evidence" that he totally doesn't hate LGBT people and he totally wants everyone to be equal and get along.
>Some of my best friends are transgender! :^)
Typical sociopath.

Fuck. Forgot to sage.

Sargon isn't a /pol/fag, and he's pro gay rights.

/pol/ thinks he's a cuck, hence the comment saying he's going to get gangbanged by nazis and commies.

The more you know. I only ever hear about him when /pol/ is in the conversation, so I assumed he was one of theirs.

Still dishonest as hell.

Eiffel towering the Mesopotamicuck is the real Horseshoe Theory.

Jolly good time. I feel like someone must've drawn this.

Basically, his support of certain policies (like universal healthcare) and the whole denouncement of white nationalism makes him unbearable to /pol/.
Meanwhile things like the cringy kekistan stuff makes him unbearable most of the rest of Veeky Forums (and /pol/).

Name: Sargon of Akkad
Aspects:
High Concept: YouTube Politician
Trouble: Not as smart as I think I am
A1: The Stepfather
A2: Have you even read Loki?
A3: My Beard is Epic

Skills:
Great +4: Rapport
Good +3: contacts, resources
fair +2: investigate, lore, deceive
Average +1: notice, empathy, provoke, will

Stunts:
Demagogue: +2 to Rapport when giving a speech
Ear to the Ground: Use Contacts instead of Notice to determine initiative
Weight of Reputation: Use Contacts rather than Provoke to create advantages of fear against target
Best Foot Forwards: Upgrad an advantage to a situational aspect with free invoke
Popular: spend a fate point to establish you're popular in a location and use rapport instead of contacts.
Fate Points Remaining: 1

/pol/ used to like/tolerate him back in the day when he was reasonably hypocritical in his views and made decent stuff attacking sjw's that worked as a gateway
Then he got too close to taking the Redpill and "cucked out" started bashing the alt-right as the same as the sjws, put out a bunch of videos attacking them that actually violated his stated beliefs or ignored rank hypocracies (for instance insisting that the nazis were doomed to be violent because they were romantics rather than enlightenists, despite the fact enlightened nations like england just as much bad shit).
Then it got out he was possibly in on a youtuber by the name of Krout and Tea who was going around doxing, threatening, and attacking anyone deemed "alt-right." Nothing solid ever linked him, but it started the step father meme. After he got btfo'd by Spencer (of all people) in a debate he went full retard and started up his own "collection of individuals, which is not a collective because collectivists are evil!" called the Liberalists and doubled down on literally everything people were starting to hate him for.
and that's why /pol/ hates sargon.

>The Stepfather
Why hasn't he gone down with Kraut and Traut yet?

Pretty sure that was there intentionally as a "joke'. Even a cuck like Sargon wouldn't intentionally leave his facebook open during a livestream he knows hundreds will see. Even if he was that stupid, you'd expect a panicked ALT+F4.

>only hear of him from third party sourcea.
>already made up his mind that the dude is dishonest.

Oh boy I am pretty sure he isnt the only dishonest one here.

He's got proficiency with slings as well.

>the Liberalists
Has it ever struck anyone just how retarded this is? They're hyper-individual classical liberals... except they're not because they want a large state. But they aren't left wing because they're "individuals" to a degree that far surpasses any classical liberal author.

Also, nigga has now idea how human rights work. Despite his catchphrase of "have you ever read Paine?" he doesn't seem to understand that Paine believes fundamental rights exist even when the law doesn't dictate them, that the US Constitution deems certain rights "inalienable" (and granted by a Creator, which triggered Sarcuck so hard that he went full "Muh Thor" despite Thor not even being a fucking creator deity), that Rousseau believed only civil (not human) rights could be enforced by the state, and that the French Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen (notice the two different categories being separated from one another!) was adopted outside of any constitution for a very good reason rather than being included in the one from 1791. Though he can be forgiven for the latter two as he appears to have a pathological hatred for the French that makes Lindybeige blush.

What is it about British 'patriotic' youtubers and the French? Do they think they earn street cred with it or something? "I'm so British I cheered during Bataclan" or something?

Wew lad

I think it's more that Veeky Forums is horrendously understaffed for a site of its size

It's only "understaffed" because the once internet hate machine now tries to become advertiser friendly. "4fun" is slowly becoming "4profit". I woulnd't be surprised if /pol/ disappears because it's not advertiser friendly enough, and 'hate speech' gets you an instaban in the near future.

As said, Veeh as a Rogue , and also Armored Skeptic as a Paladin of Truth and His fiancé ShoeOnHead as a cleric of common sense

3 INT

What's it like living in opposite land

>Why hasn't he gone down with Kraut and Traut yet?
because there hasn't been enough to physically link him to what Kraut and Traut did, just circumstantial stuff. That being said, when Jim asked him about it, Sargon basically threatened to dox him live on stream. So there's probably something there and we're just waiting for Jim or some other autist to put it all together.
>Has it ever struck anyone just how retarded this is?
oh yes, which is part of why he's such a laughing stock at this point. Also why he's making such a big deal about "capture the flag." Because it grants him and his retarded movement some legitimacy despite their pants on head retarded movement's "political positions.
> that the US Constitution deems certain rights "inalienable" (and granted by a Creator, which triggered Sarcuck so hard that he went full "Muh Thor" despite Thor not even being a fucking creator deity)
I must have missed that, it sounds fucking hilarious. But yeah, his position on civil rights and what grants this is pretty retarded for a man who claims to be a classical liberal.