Be me

>be me
>human paladin
>friend is playing elf wizard
>i am strong and valiant
>she is meek and pure
>we challenge many foes
>undead hordes are upon us
>using my large strong hands and big sword I cut them down
>using her soft gentle hands and lovely spells she gives me strength
>back in town we find ourselves with only 1 room at the inn
>lie in the same bed
>I hold her close
>she sighs against my chest
>we fall asleep
>the next morn our lips meet upon waking
>a soft kiss
>I request her hand in holy matrimony
>she accepts
>find a peaceful pastoral farmhouse to live
>have beautiful children
>live long, full lives

What the fuck kind of Knight Armor is that? Why wear a mini shield when you could use idunno full plate? His arms are heavily armored enough

Wow, you're a lonely sod, aren't you?

>For Honor image
>Gay copypasta
>Breaking your vows for an ELF

Go back to paladin school and beg for forgiveness. You have failed as a keeper of justice.

No, weren't you listening? He's happily married.

Alright brother I heard your confession go round back for your ritual execution on the count of allying with knife ears

Its from For Honor heres a picture of the Roman characters armor

Hope you're happy friend, every crusader deserves a home to return to.

AD

Well that looks pretty cool by my admittedly low standards.

>breaking vows to marry
He isn't a cleric man.

>His arms are heavily armored enough
That's actually a female knight, bet you feel like an idiot

>Be "paladin"
>Obsessed with fucking some cock slut
This isn't Justice. Justice does not stop for anything, not even puss.

MORTEM

>fucking an elf

>Not even raising a family of JUSTICE.
Fuck man, how did you even get this job?

>complains about paladin
>posts a templar

>Live long, full lives
Well she does, maybe

No it’s the male version actually

Guffaw

INIMICUS

Dunno. I mean, I woudl get it, if he weared his personal emblem on it or some shit, but blank it sems a bit useless.

Self-insert fags are the worst thing that could happen to elves. Also that wizard would shit all over that paladin, but OP probably doesn't play traditional games.

>great helm=templar
wew

>not even 1/10th of her life
>would probably forget about that ape after 50 years

Considering it's concept art for a game where you can customize the paint job on your knight; yeah, that's basically what it's for.

That story was cute

That was barely even a story.

>Well that looks pretty cool by my admittedly low standards.

For Honor had some huge flaws but the designs were right up my alley

>but OP probably doesn't play traditional games.
What tipped you off

>live long, full lives
She lives a much, much, much longer life

have you tried not playing D&D using poorly-balanced edition, and/or with players that powergame to steal the spotlight without regard to how much fun the other players at the table might not be having?

Thanks

>fags don't know how to get an elf to love you so much that she just fucking gives up immortality to be with you

Waifuffag please kill yourself.

It's safe to assume, because of the popularity of DnD, that as long as OP doesn't specify the system, he's playing DnD.

And if it's just some trashy self-insert fanfiction he probably doesn't play at all.

did you read the spoiler?

>He isn't a cleric man.
Show me the page in the PHB where it says clerics have to take a vow of chastity. Unless your character actually took that vow as part of being a member of a religion’s clergy, Clerics as a class are not required to abstain from anything, just to have strong faith.

He's a Paladin, not a Jedi.

This is fine. They'll meet again in High Fantasy Afterlife #536488.

>not having the elf resurrect you and give up her immortality

Why is his head so tiny?

NO SUPERSTES

Common artist mistake is the count the entire helmet when judging proportions instead of the head inside

What are you talking about warden we all know your wife is nobushi

Nobushi is actually an elf

BASED

>ruining a great design with cowtits

Neither do Paladins

It looks like the armor plate that jousters wear so they dont get too fucked up

Not everyone is a homosexual like you.
t. dfc lover

>not smashing that pussy so good she never touches another man after your death, waiting until the two of you meet again in the life beyond

Low tier.

>not hitting it so good she makes you an elf so you can live forever with her too so you two can fuck forever
Never gonna make it

Is this the same elf thats the town slut?

You mean every elf?

delet this

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It’s from a setting where cataclysms and loss of knowledge combined with severe poorfag caused the characters to be really budget with their stuff.

In the video game For Honor where this knight is from, this character does a lot of moves that flexes and stretches his torso, so having solid plate would be infeasible.

You're an amazing person whom I admire