Skeleton Hell

The princess has been kidnapped by the leader of the demons!

I'm just bumping OP's thread with skeletons for fun.

>stealthy rogue skeleton

Badass.

Anyone ever ran an all skeleton campaign before?

Puny creatures! Bow before our might! Demons of Lard will have your realm, we will take everything you hold dear.

And her? Imagine how better she will look with 500 pounds of fat on her measly bones. In fact we gonna replace her bones with solid lard. Just to make her perfect.

Excuse me, is this sickass demon a helicopter by any chance?

> demon of lard
> still contains a skeleton

kekekekeke

Look on the face of your princess and say it again. She is ours now. Forever! You will never free her.

Skeletons can have titties.

I'm actually upset. Fuck demons.

And pecs.

Hop on loser, we're rescuing the princess.

Such if your fate lowly creatures. You rise, see that the world is not yours and become part of our forces. From the one end of Hell to the over shall the rivers run with fat and gurgling blood, from lard shall we build the shores of them and our cities. And the last of skeletons that would be left shall dance for us. We will make them to wear dunce caps as befits their station.

I'll cut my daughter out of your corpse myself.

Poor fools. Our forces are the best in the multiverse. They are endless. There is no limit to their size and girth! It is true that every mortal on his death may become a skeleton but only few have the guts to fight. And while each of your recruits just a measly pile of bones each of our recruits can become easily as big as a skyscraper!

Strongo smash!

Strongo forgot image.

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STRONGO SMASH!

Everybone in Skeleton Hell would descend on your fatass.

We have an arch lich.

BONE CANNON ACTIVATED

You really don't understand where you are. My ass have seen things that make elder gods cringe. When my army takes shit our enemies look for underground bunkers. Nurgle even loaned us some of his less successful children so that they may learn a thing or two about how it is done.

>faceplate slides down over skull

Hell, it's about time.

I have a bone to pick with you, knave.

So who is going to make a stand before our legions?

A guy with a scythe who's domain is not of this world and who is powerless against us?
An old king without army raving about his daughter?
And a single frozen to the bone lich who uses cloth to not fall apart?

We gonna erase you, so that at least no one will laugh at you. Frankly we are doing you a service.

TSAR BONEBA DROPPED

>Shitty skeletal puns cause more casualties on the enemy than their weapons.
I am surprisingly ok with this.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Assuming they manage to get off their fat ass and actually _stand_, let alone advance.
They'll be dead of old age and demon-heart-attack before they even reach skellies' hell.

They slither.

And wriggle

And fly... Well more like jump and roll. But you get the idea. Let's it put to rest.

Your puny heroes are not up to this test.

>ITT: Thicc vs Sticc

Hue.

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'Scuse me, I was late for my 2 o'clock appointment. I'll take over from here.

Begone foul creature. Child, stomp on him and his clinic!

Well, although I am pretty booked today, I think I can squeeze you in. Or squeeze it out of you, of you pardon the joke. Just hop on the table and we can get started.

I didn't want to do this. But you leave me no choice. Release the Queen!

You mean a skeleton crew?

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Always updoot Discworld.

youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

Ah, my 3 o'clock is here!

You are DOOMed.

NO U.

LET'S GOOOOOOO
S K E L E T O N B O Y S

wearing clothes that are tailored to look like breast or pecs is cheating.

I wonder if stuffed clothes or prostethics would sell good under skeletons that like to have body contures like livings?

NONE MAY STAND AGAINST ME

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You screwed up now, ton-o-fun!

WELCOME TO THE BONEZONE

Remember: Without flesh, bone is brittle and doomed to eternal destruction. Without bone, even the strongest muscle is useless.

Blessed be the holy symbiosis.

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nice quads

AY CARAMBA

Is that from Irritability? Doesn't anyone have the racist skeleton and the Mexican Skeleton?

Welcome to Deadwood.
It's Sundown Showdown.

Have some more skellies

Now with post-death paladin action

It takes alot to die for one's faith.
It takes more to stay dead for one's faith.
You send them to the afterlife, living brother, and I'll deliver the final stroke from my end.

REEEEEE DEMONS LEAVE.
*rattles*

Rules question: For the Fire Skelement (great name) stunts, is the extra attack a second roll at +1/+2, adding +1/+2 to your split shift, or taking your first result, adding +1/+2, and making another target Defend against that?

Skeleton King starts summoning all of his line that came before him in preparation of a royal ass kicking

Skeleton ranger has sighted the invaders

Does this count?

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youtu.be/a3ZlpTp_dJA

Skeleton threads are Veeky Forums kino.

Nyahahahahahaha!

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT

It's a separate attack, so, the first thing you said.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

We will fight them from the inside too!
EVERY ONE IN YOUR NUMBERS HOLDS ONE OF OUR WARRIORS
SURRENDER FOR YOU'RE ALREADY DEFEATED

Woo, scary. Next you'll tell they can waddle too.

Skeletons can walk, run, and CHARGE! >:O

Skeletons can also do flips. They're laughter is like music.

>Nyahahahahahaha!

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I'M GONNA CUT YOU

I've always been a'ferred a skeletons.
But if I'm afraid of skeletons,
they must be ultra powerful.
Therefore if I become a skeleton
I will be the most badass of them all!

youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI

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skelton titties
skele-tits

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Time to get into the BONE ZONE

Skeleton Hell will fall! GET DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS

begone thot

Anata wa sudeni usuidesu

I'm out of skeleton pictures

See? You can't beat us! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

We stand together!

We must hang together, or we shall surely hang separately.

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WE NEED NO BONES TO TRIUMPH. ONLY TONGUE.

Vaal Summon Skeletons