Re-posting here because my fantasy bros don't like free money.
>take receipts from people who have bought morathi in straya >combine with sneg ladies bought from bongland >refund them for a profit in a classic refund scheme
What could go wrong?
Jason Jackson
People not actually buying because the game is shit ?
Levi Martinez
That could actually get you arrested user
Kayden Gonzalez
Fuck off.
Josiah Smith
On one hand, why is there even one person who would vote Eye?
On the other hand, why are there so many voting Drake? How many Chaos player are there?
And also, two /aosg/? Wtf?
Thomas Scott
Reminder that Nagash is a faggot and a loser. His hat is ultra gay too
Carter Morris
i would like to shitpost but it really gives off fish vibes
Alexander Nguyen
>2 aos threads I knew this was the game of shotposters.
Isaac Long
Well, either you join Khorne and fuck everything up Or you blow up the Orb and probably fuck everything up even more seriously why would weaponizing mistical rage into a weapon be a good idea Or you run the fuck away denying Khorne what he wants, kissing him off, and he fucks off. Grungi has been successfully doing it for an age or two
Bentley Walker
That's an octopus, tho.
Tyler Wilson
>Eye I'm sure at least part of those are Chaos players that didn't actually believe that Drake had a chance >How many Chaos players are there? Being the second most supported GA, and in particular one of the two starting box armies, helps, but remember that it's only the first few hours. There are probably regions of the world that haven't yet woken up in a MP week 4 world
Aiden Thompson
fine, marine vibes
Ayden Gutierrez
How have the daughters of khaine been in your games so far anons?
Age of sigmar seems pretty enjoyable to me so far, even if pick up games have gotten ALOT less fun on average.
Probably.
Chase Davis
Not a stormcast.
Jacob Perez
You are gay
Xavier Martin
On one hand, fair enough.
On the other hand:
>why would weaponizing mistical rage into a weapon be a good idea
Well, sure, but last week result certainly seems to indicate most people DID think it was a good idea.
Ryder Ward
>chaosfags confirmed for being the ones behind every stupid choice in the campaign
Noah Wilson
marine as marine life, Jesus Christ user stop thinking with your Stormcast dick
Jackson Hernandez
Not that guy but Nagash got beat up by Literal Rats and an unwashed barbarian with a giant metal stick
Connor Cooper
Why do we have so many namsfags lately?
Cooper Barnes
>two age of sigmar threads on page 1
Can you all fuck off? No one likes your shitty game, and no one appreciates having multiples of it on page one.
Jose Gutierrez
A good part of those were Death players tricked by the MP book into thinking that the mist turned people into vampires
Henry Gutierrez
>No one likes your shitty game i like it
Cooper Wright
This one is older
Christian Watson
this one got more posts and got linked first from the old thread
Robert Collins
I will vote Eye.
I play a Seeker Host, we travel and explore by default and couldn't care less about Khul and his bullshit.
Carter Jenkins
And that one failed to cross link because it was made by a retard, so it should be deleted
Ian Hall
Dick isn't the first thing I think about stormcast.
Gavin Cruz
ACTUAL new thread
Jonathan Cooper
I like it.
Bentley Davis
The rats fucked up most of the Old World and were often said that if they stopped backstabbing each other they could have fucked everyone, and the other is literally barbarian Jesus Also don't forget that in the earliest days of chivalry it wasn't the one that was able to unsaddle the opponent the final winner, but the one that kept getting back up and fight again Nagash is Bretonnia's spirit living (more or less) in the AoS world
Angel Watson
Sorry, this one is the one the last post linked to, so I will stick with this one.
Thomas Scott
If only your OP wasn't retarded
Noah Gonzalez
why are there two age of sigmar threads? are you all this retarded?
Kayden Mitchell
Because one shitposter really likes to make the OP "Funny" by fucking all the links up and changing all the texts
Chase Young
We're constantly flooded by shitposters, that's why Death players, please come back
>This week, you were presented with a Red Mist formed from the nightmares of the seers and prophets you slew earlier in the campaign. For most, this would read as a pretty bad omen, but it seems many of you decided this week to make the best of a bad situation and embrace this mysterious miasma – and deal with the consequences later.
Gabriel Wilson
>the only people being upset at the existence of two aos threads are in this thread geez, it surely can't be a desperate samefag
David Hill
I thought Chivalry was murdering your peasants?
Hudson Robinson
And now it's our chance to destroy that orb and kick the most boring god in the ass
Colton Robinson
How's it stupid when it benefits Chaos?
David Ramirez
It's that and much more And how would Nagash be able to bring those peasant back as zombies without killing them first?
Jose Ramirez
You answered your own question
Now if it was the Horned Rat I might think about he because the 4 hate him and hate anytime he makes gains but it's that bitch nigga Khorne
Jackson Clark
>You answered your own question
Not really, how's it stupid to vote to benefit your own faction?
Jose Thomas
Well, simply put; You're Chaos
In other words pic related
Jaxon Sanchez
So you're just a retard that's upset?
Luke Price
because firing a continent wide archeomagitech fueled by rage benefits the setting better than having just another boring chaos satellite fortress
Charles Gomez
In cruder terms, yes.
Gabriel Powell
How?
Eli Sanders
BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!
Charles King
>implying all chaos worships Khorne
Fuck off, I’m in favor of firing the laser because Khorne ain’t my patron god and Khul is a faggot and I wanna blow up his fortress. I don’t want him having some floating planet base to invade my realm.
Adrian Morgan
setting precedence to awesome events
nobody cares when you tell them of this blood moon castle of murderhobos when there are and have been other, better, similar things already to entertain people with storytime when you could instead narrate of that time an ancient machinery has fired concentrated wrath to destroy a planetoid.
Luke Powell
>If the Khorne moon isn't blown the fuck out GW might take it as a hint that people want to see more Khorne models.
Better dead then Khorne Red.
Christian Davis
The in game benefits are negligible for actual games. Direction the story takes, presumably less so. I’d submit that AoS could do with a lot less CHAOS LOL in the lore. Unless it’s some Darkoath civilisations that get fleshed out.
Bentley Barnes
I agree instead tho I wish it were the Kels
Too bad they're all fucking dead(?)
Cooper Robinson
How is a planet getting shot be a laser better than a planet filled with evil dudes?
Owen Scott
Luckily Death is one of the main option of the general campaign. Choose it
Joshua Nelson
Because it kills the evil dudes?
John Morgan
> star wars
Landon Nelson
I mean in terms of setting. You've got a planet or not a planet. How is not a planet a superior option in terms of setting building?
Jayden Edwards
Because it wouldn't just be a planet, it would be a planet for the faction that already owns almost half of the setting, with another owning roughly the same amount and two more owning little more than nothing I play an Order army, but for the wellbeing of the setting we should try to rebalance the factions powerlevels
Christopher Adams
I told you: story precedences flying island fortress are bored when we already have other flying island fortresses already, on top of giant brass scorpion moving fortresses or angry armored worm with cities on their backs
we haven't precedences of big ass cannons or the use of ancient mcguffins yet
Easton Sanders
Big Morathi Snek tits right in my face!
Matthew Adams
Which are covered up way more than in the concept art so that the cis het males don't get any sinful thoughts.
Carson Ross
>The Virgin Stormcast >The Chad Nagash
Eli Gonzalez
>Nurathi >big tits
Henry Wilson
>Because it wouldn't just be a planet
It would be.
>I play an Order army, but for the wellbeing of the setting we should try to rebalance the factions powerlevels
It's not a rebalance of anything though, it's the introduction of a weapon that can apparently destroy a planet. That's more whacky.
>we haven't precedences of big ass cannons or the use of ancient mcguffins yet
We do though. What do you think Firestorm was all about?
Tyler Russell
I like the bluntness of this gw post. They basically said WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN YOU SPAZZES
Henry Reyes
>What do you think Firestorm was all about? unused stuff
tell me what was used
Chase Howard
Morathis tits were nerfed user.
Julian Sanchez
It was used though which is why it was a ruin in the first place.
Caleb Campbell
I play Skaven, I just want to blow it up to make Khorne cry.
Leo Gutierrez
Sure, but why must we do it if we can NOT breath in the mist first?
Austin Hill
Finally, I can spray my models. Can I just coat them with a spray leadbelcher or should I use chaos black first?
Zachary Morales
Because the only other options are leaving all of Aqshy to Khorne and leaving all of Aqshy to Khorne while you try to join him And I will choose any options that may fuck Khorne
Benjamin Powell
Big Grungni feet in my mouth.
Liam Young
Are they plastic or resin?
The GW sprays arent primer, theyre just paint in a can. It works fine on plastic but they wont stick to resin.
Dont do a thick coat with the spray. Do a light coat and then a light basecoat with a brush using the same colour.
Nicholas Fisher
it was used before the firestorm campaign, completely offscreen
like the men of iron in the age of technology of 40k, it just isn't a relevant enough precedence for killer robots like, say, necrons.
Leo Phillips
Big-enough-for-me Snek Morathi tits right in my face!
Liam Rodriguez
Sure, but I was talking about last week option.
But anyway, I would agreed, I myself choose Skull too. I am just salty that people thought breathing in the Red Mist would somehow be a Death choice.
Luis Allen
Plastic. I have some experience with corax white and chaos black already but I have never use metallic sprays before
Andrew Parker
Red=blood=vampire
Julian Fisher
More like >big flat chest morathi snek tits for me
Wyatt Green
Youll quickly notice that the metal sprays go on plastic really easily, but its very easy to overspray and ruin details
Make sure you have good lighting and do a light coat
Jace Wilson
Spook leader, standing by
Evan Lewis
>it was used before
Yes, hence the precedence you're so keen to set. So again, how is it better?
Jack Hall
Can see why they thought that, though. The description of this portent in the book is >The Red Mist is the portent of nature twisted and turned against the living, the elemental forces of reality made into a mortal enemy
Austin Taylor
Sure, but since when did Nagash ever favor that motif? I mean, neither Neferata nor Mannfred are his favored lieutenants. At the same time, saying the rage and battle fury to be vampire is REALLY sketch when Khorne is the more rational possibilities.
Leo Moore
got your back, azyrwalker here
Andrew Stewart
... Of course it's a second fucking celestial body. Suddenly I understand why it's called Dread Solstice- all of the events and actions will call on celestial bodies to have their days/weeks/whatevers hanging over the conflict. Calling it now, no matter the result week 5's event will be another planetoid. I'm also calling it that in the aftermath one of the things that will be discussed by Phil and company is that there were 9 potential planetoids that could have come down, and I'm already wondering if the six that didn't make the cut will be discussed.
Ethan Cook
Honestly, any option that throws the mortal realms into Chaos and distracts everyone from the Giant Skeleton behind the Curtain is a good choice for death.
Nolan Long
>how is it better? it's not a timeline relevant precedence
jesus, can you read or do I have to write my posts twice each time?
Nolan Robinson
>Big-enough-for-me Snek Morathi tits right in my face!
Enjoy your splinters, dipshit.
Brayden Cooper
I mean, it is not like they are subtle about it. And desu I personally welcome our planetoids overlords
Connor Gutierrez
How is it not timeline relevant?
Nathaniel Price
With a title like Solstice it may very well be as you said
Always rumembah ta thin ya paints 'n get a nice, fine tip on ya brush!
Landon Diaz
Sure, unless when those choice also powered Chaos themselves, not to mentioned when the souls are used by the Four instead of Nagash.
Because let your enemy fight each other is all well and good, but that work with the assumption that BOTH sides are weaken, not one side become stronger and stronger.