Kirby eats your character

>Kirby eats your character.

What power does he get?

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The ability to derail any thread into a /pol/ thread.

well, depending on which member of the group (of which I am the rogue), he'd either get archer, spark, mike, ninja, sword, or fighter
now guess what the rest of the party is

Doesn't that just mean OP is posting on Veeky Forums?

He can shitpost with fire.

Fuck off applesponge

He can make Frankenstein's Monster.

Imagine being so insufferable your very existence is a blight

Seriously

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Terminal indigestion: I'm playing a sapient gelatinous cube rogue.

The gifts granted by the Raven Queen

alcoholism.

Suckage?

A raven familiar and a spooky magic eye.

The ability to make an ugly suit look good.

Autism

supernatural fortitude

He'd become a big guy

Ability to not go out in six months, save for absolutely necessary things.

Being able to throw about anything with impeccable accuracy and force.

Crippling depression

Crippling depression.

A horrible smoking habit.

Alcoholism

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He gets metal teeth, alcoholism, and splits into two separate kirby's.

Our game got weird.

A crippling persecution complex.

Depression

Charm magic.

And also crippling depression.