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How would the Skaven, and the world at large, react if a Skaven Vampire got loose somewhere in the Under Empire?
Connor Williams
Only proper use of sigmarines
Christopher Nelson
So the lead artist for TWW just posed a bunch of the ship models. Interesting stuff. artstation.com/artwork/k6yVd >"Chaos Behemoth. When scouring beastmen lore I couldn't find any reference for sea traversal so a little improvisation was needed..." Lore friendly?
Those chiseled abs, defined muscles and perfect helms? Clearly they would make better Slaaneshi warriors.
Fucking Tzeentchian FILTH.
Blake Murphy
The council of 13 would becomes vampires, then the lesser warlords, then the lesser chieftains Then they would get fucked because they find out unexpectedly that nagash has retained control over his creations and would be more than happy to lose manlet and daddy vlad in exchange of dealing a crippling blow to the under empire
I don't know why, but I always had the impression Beastmen - especially those from the deep South - got around by going through th Dark Beneath the World like the Dark Elves do.
Ayden Butler
We have giant snek Whorathi now, greenstuff a cavernous toothed maw where her cooch is supposed to be and turn her stinger into a cock.
Benjamin Collins
>THESE aren't the Hammer. >The Hammer is my penis.
Why do you think there are no (acknowledged) Skaven vampires?
Noah Green
Fucking pray that chaos don't get their grubby hands on a leviathan, one of theses shits is deadlier than a chaos fleet
Julian Campbell
age of sigmar was a mistake
Dominic Phillips
reminder that there is a difference between shitposters and shit posters.
Xavier Wilson
Probably because they kill them on sight out of fear they bring up the curse of nagash on the whole race
Owen Fisher
iirc the great horny one hates vampires and can emerge wherever he wants in the underempire temporarily, and since all skaven are linked to him as soon as he found out one was going vamprogue he'd probably show up and cave in their asshole
Brandon Taylor
That it is, especially since the monstergirl fetish faction already kinda existed in the hinterlands of khuresh.
Aaron Walker
>and can emerge wherever he wants in the underempire temporarily wut
Mason Rodriguez
I recall fluff saying Horny can manifest around enough Skaven, at least an aspect of him.
Angel Robinson
Vampires are unironically less horrible to humans than the high elves, and vampires eat people.
He just send his verminlords whenever it pleases him
Leo Campbell
Depends, the average asur isn't going to suck you dry because you gave him a mean look. There are rather nice vampires like vlad or aborash. But they're still at best bloody murderers who feed on the innocents without concern such as morality
Angel Wilson
Cows taste better when you raise them with love and affection.
Robert Scott
I thought Sylvanian peasants were totally miserable and serve the Counts out of fear/vampire fuckmagical brainwashing?
Ryder Powell
Would it be a workable tactic for a vampire to just beget Skaven vamplings and throw them sown into the under empire to raise hell?
He'd be murdered by the deathmaster himself once the council find out, if there's a thing they all agree upon, it is about nagash and his minions destruction
Joseph Morris
lol at Essig Streicheln
>"They are stronger than us, smarter than us, live longer than us, and are far better looking than us. They are our superiors in every respect, and the taxes are lower when they rule. When they come back I will be the first to welcome them."
I can get behind sigmarines as a slaaneshi chosen that was suggested a couple threads back. It's gaudy and prisiten, and has large areas for converson. If anyone can take over design well, it's slaanesh.
Colton Edwards
Kek, just wait for a witch hunter to pass by And of course sylvanians are loyal to them, they got the short stick when everyone was drawing their elector counts By the way what happened to the runefang of sylvania ? Vlad didn't had one
Hudson Ortiz
>taxes are lower
And we finally come back to the only thing that matters to filthy peasants.
Carter Harris
>redacted: they have bigger dicks
Samuel Myers
How comes the bretons aren't worshipping the red duke instead of a silly lady and her 'tard knights then ?
Connor Myers
Let's face it, having a Lahmian vampire ruling caste is a dream come true. They only drink from people, no mindless butchery, they have centuries if not millennia of experience at the whole life thing so they'd be better rulers. There is literally nothing wrong with this.
Hello, tg. I'm planning to start an Empire army for AoS and hopefully Fantasy assuming I can find players for it.
I have a question about the guard/spearmen/swordsmen/etc kit. How do the shields work in assembly? The rules say guys with spears and halberds can take shields but the pictures I've seen always show them holding the weapon twohanded and no shields.
Parker Bell
You seems to forget the mass executions, the crazed witch hunters, her constant tantrums about you being a filthy peasant who shouldn't even set his eyes on her and the eventual murder of your family just for shit and giggles
If you're a filthy breton then yes, and even then not by much as she won't even let you a proper afterlife and instead reanimate your skeleton for gods know what
Nolan Jenkins
The Lady of the Lake... >Stronger >Smarter >Better looking >Superior in every respect
Sounds like they've already got their own undying lady.
And what are they taxed? Some mouldy potatoes?
Evan Scott
>The Kislevites’ lack of familiarity with Vampires in their other, more seductive, guise is what allowed the Tsarina Kattarin to keep her rulership of the country even after she became a Vampire. neat
Lady of the lake is a filthy elven whore that aided in the end times. She is the enemy.
Asher Adams
Skaven are incredibly vain and selfish. What would actually happen: unless the council had a member turn, the short sightedNess would probably lead to the singular skaven taking over as a sort of rat king somewhere, and the council of 13, already immortal and blessed by their god, would pull out the fellblade and take out the fucker for upsetting the status quo. As much as the kangz like to take credit for taking down nagaash, the council of 13 blocked his magic and gave alcadizaar the weapon to kill him after freeing him. I would think a stupid rat vampire wouldn't be a big deal compared to the other problems they have.
Ending up a cursed land where every questing knight who goes there dies horribly ? Sounds like paradise when you get to keep your grain in exchange
Nathaniel Lopez
>I'm planning to start an Empire army for AoS Problem is one uses 25mm rounds and the other uses, for your guys, 20mm squares so they're not gonna be compatible.
Jason Miller
unless I'm mistaken the shields can just be put on the left arms
last time I looked at the kit was when it was new, though
If its the same as mordheim, you can take two handed weapons with a shield for a better save against shooting. But cant use the save in hand to hand combat
Aiden Hughes
Only rules I know about offhand are their WFRP ones.
Did they print rules in White Dwarf when they released minis for Max, Snorri and Ulrika?
Isaiah Wilson
Is this image more or less accurate?
>Blood is for the Blood God. Not for drinking >t. Herman Hackgut, follower of Khorne
Would love to have his opinion on the bestiary like that one skaven master assasin
Michael Bennett
The shields are their own bit with no arm/hand attachments meaning that you can easily glue them either on the hand of the model or attached it to its arm. Rulewise they can take shields with spears and halberds but they don't get the bonus of the shield when using a halberd in CC as it requires two hands to use.
IIRC they had rules in 6th edition, as did Johann and Wihelm.
Parker Adams
If I understand the lore correctly and Snorri is the White Dwarf, then yes, they released rules for him in the 300th White Dwarf issue.
Brayden Wright
You double nigger that's not even remotely close to black. Geez these burgers can't even understand that tanned skin doesn't mean african descent, even though they have more spics than germany have kebabs
Camden Bailey
Except it is gonna be an issue, but I'll let you live through that. Put the shields on their back if halberds, arm if spear or sword.
Colton Young
But where dawg? Where?
Ryder James
>sun-stained peasants aren't pale white Hurrrr
Samuel Jackson
Not the Snorri I meant, but you're correct about Grombrindal.
Nicholas Miller
Why would it be an issue? AoS has no base size rules. You're expected to just use your fantasy army if you have one. These kits are still sold with their square bases.
John Wilson
who there looks African to you? They look various shades of central and eastern european. And some Greeks.
Joshua Perez
>Fantasy holy roman empire germany not 100% white >place called ostermark filled with shit skins
What is this tumblr shit?
Eli Lopez
>if you wear 100 Seals of Devotion on your armour you have a 99,4% chance to trigger one of them when you're attacked Who needs plate armour when paper enscrolled with holy writ will protect you!
I know their rules were on the GW webpage when the world was young, maybe in 2002. Have you checked the Dogs of War army book from whatever version that would've been?
Nolan Jackson
At best I could see Averlanders being northern italian (which the picture doesn't seem to think). And whilst some of those drawings could pass for really southern european; they sure as shit aren't close to the historical Holy Roman Empire. Sicily at best.
Colton Hall
I would've thought that the reiklanders shown there are Tileans, the Averlanders are Estalians.
The Talabeclanders are maybe Albioners/Bretonnians, while the Hochlanders are actually Ostlanders or maybe even Kislevites.
okay to make it easier to read Pic: My Perception of them Reikland: Tilean Averland: Estalian Ostermarker: Strygani Hochlander: Ostlander, Ostermarker or even Kislevite Talabecland: Bretonnian/Albioner Ostlander: Kurgan
Brody Wood
Empire's much bigger than the HRE, it easily encompass all of europe to get that skin and face diversity
Brayden Gutierrez
Much better that way, give a sense of scale and is closer to the different tribes that used to dwell there Everyone being a generic white german doesn't make for a very varied nation
Camden Young
The Empire lacks the natural borders that kept Europe divided (and still does) along ethnic lines, so I doubt the same reasoning applies.
Kevin Reyes
Because the "house rule" (read: not a house rule but an actual rule) that says you measure from base to base like in a game that is supposed to be playable by people and not drunk horny ferrets.