I have a UTI and it hurts like hell.
Post cute please
I have a UTI and it hurts like hell
Nathaniel Green
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Michael Reyes
Ethan Roberts
Blackcaps Fresh off the bush are really something else.
Dominic Gray
Jordan Jenkins
Brandon Long
That will teach you not to piss against the wind.
Figuratively speaking. Also literally speaking.
Doll a cute.
Josiah Evans
Easton Cruz
I will, trust me, this is hell
Cooper Barnes
Two words: Chipmunk mount.
Liam Rogers
>literally speaking
Yo, what the fuck? This for real?
David Walker
tits or gtfo
Ryan Watson
Dude penises have urethras as well
Elijah Collins
Chase Long
UTI's can affect men, just women are more likely to get it.
You enjoying the new update OP?
Juan Collins
I'd bash you for playing Stellaris, but then I remembered this is Veeky Forums and it's ok to role-play it's a better game
Luis Hall
what can cause UTIs
>any trouble with pissing (including pissing against the wind) which leads the piss to stays in or around the urethra
>raw butt sex (high risk)
>not peeing for a long time even though you need to
Jace Anderson
Kevin Davis
New update about what ?
Kevin Russell
Anthony Brooks
Stellaris
Logan Wood
Don't know what it is
Parker King
Not that user but yeah, I am it's fun
You?
Parker Martin
Source of the image you used.
Caleb Johnson
...that's an Afghani sex slave, isnt it?
Colton Peterson
Grand strategy game set in SPACE. Made by Paradox Interactive.
I love not chasing enemy fleets that just /me teleports in ur capital system. I also like not having to guess if a system is in my border or not, overall I think the update is one of the best in the games history.
Carter Stewart
Oh
I just found it on here in a cute thread
Sorry for the false hope.
Samuel Kelly
>yo, I think, like, science or whatever is, like, really beautiful, you know?
I hate women.
Brandon Ward
You're not making any sense.
It was consensual.
Josiah Allen
Oh for sure but that's to be expected, it is a paradox game after all they all start out shit and get better.
Thomas Clark
Remember to always pee after sex, user
Thomas Rivera
>sex
what's that ?
Hunter Flores
>You enjoying the new update OP?
Not OK, but no. Wiz is a shit.
Leo Jenkins
Thomas Clark
Joshua Taylor
I hope you feel better soon. So does this angel.
Angel Stewart
I have herpes and unlike a UTI I can't get rid of it, quit your bitching
Parker Collins
I hate you. Go worship a corpse god or something.
Nicholas Nelson
>Go worship a corpse god
nani the fuck?
Grayson Perez
Serves you right for being a slut.
Zachary Robinson
>user makes edgy comment
>make an even edgier comment back
Hmmm...
Mason Edwards
Has modern medicine really not reached the point of being able to deal with this common malady?
I mean, we still got people dying of common flu... but hey, that's mostly old people whom nobody wants to fuck.
Noah Ward
Stop trying to help degenerates.
Joseph Gomez
Jackson Perez
I caught HPV from a shitty public toilet seat in Germany.
Alexander Diaz
Natural selection.
Jack Taylor
man, woman, or anything else: never forget to pee after you have sex. ever.
Zachary Gutierrez
Andrew Rodriguez
Yes please, i want ten!
Nathaniel Jones
>not cleaning the seat
Angel Rodriguez
Dylan Ross
No point. Over 80% of humanity is infected and asymptomatic. You don't catch it from sex, you catch it when your aunt kisses your cheek as a baby. Avoiding reinfection is impossible.
Nathan Nguyen
I'm rather sure that not all forms of herpes also double as genital / lip herpes.
I'm a carrier for lip herpes but my junk is fine and always has been.
Blake Sanchez
i like that you think that that character like drew herself or something
Camden Wright
What does herpes even do, really? I don't think I have it, but it seems like it's on one hand a malady, and on the other no one really cares. It's a punchline in sitcoms.
Carter Gutierrez
It's the same virus. As in literally the exact same virus. Any difference between oral and genital herpes exists only in the mind of people who haven't tried autofellatio yet.
Daniel Perez
In most people it does nothing. In others it causes cold sores on your lip. In others, it causes those sores on your junk.
Jordan Martin
Mostly being busy being a punchline and be a little bother when you have it.
Hey man, i'm just wondering, not complaining in any way, why my junk is fine while my face isn't.
Josiah Howard
People don't say "I'm rather sure" when they're wondering, they say it when they're trying to somewhat politely affirm that they're right.
Juan Carter
Josiah Morales
Just because it's a drawing doesn't mean it doesn't represent something real.
Wyatt Taylor
This.
Baby wipe then pat dry your dickhole after:
Any kind of sex or orally related activity.
Pissing.
If your dick touches the water or wall of the toilet though do it anyway just to be safe.
Masturbating.
Anytime the flow wasn't strong or you had to push for it.
Anytime you had a split stream be very sure to clean INSIDE the dickhole entrance.
Anytime you wear tighty whities.
Anytime you sit down for extended periods of time.
Anytime it's hot or you've been sweating excessively in pants or something similar that doesn't have easy air movement.
Do this and you'll never have to worry about it ever unless you're female.
Gavin Powell
>not getting the vaccinations
Ryan Cook
It also causes nerve damage to the areas it infects. Oral herpes usually leads to reduced lip sensation as an example but severe cases can cause loss of sensation entirely on various areas as well as the loss of sensation in the areas where outbreak scars are.
Depending on how bad the infection gets it can cause inflammation in the lining or nerves of various areas of your CNS which can be lethal or crippling but that assumes a very very bad case and it can also cause various forms of cancer.
It's a meme STI but it's still an STI and none of them are nice to have or leave the body unharmed.
Owen Kelly
What about it don't you like? I felt like it was an improvement overall but a step backwards in a few places.
Ethan Morgan
When are we getting to work on making Dungeons and Devils?
Justin Jackson
Ethan Walker
Alexander Young
David Hughes
Nathaniel Morgan
John Rogers
Daniel Hernandez
Chase Edwards
Jayden Evans
John Hall
Aaron Watson
Henry Anderson
Alexander Mitchell
Owen Garcia
Tyler Jackson
Hunter Walker
Benjamin Morgan
Daniel Jackson
Adrian Garcia
Joshua Wright
Jace Thomas
Justin King
Hope you're feeling better, user.
Cameron Foster
The Emperor. 40k. Y-you realise you're on Veeky Forums, right?
Parker Wilson
Yeah thank you I'm better now, took some antibiotics
Ethan Martinez
Drink some cranberry juice my dude, always helped me when I was a kid.
Chase Parker
Bought like three bottles and been chugging that like it's pineapple juice before a date
Sebastian Long
People generally don't care about infections that do nothing. What if I told you that if you were born in the 80s or 90s you likely have a potentially deadly virus that lives in your spinal cord, but since very very few people see symptoms and even fewer than that die from them no one fucking cares.
Isaac Bailey
Seriously tho, slut or not get vaccinated for HPV, the risk of cancer is not worth it.
Daniel Bell
Shit, have more cute.
Eli Ramirez
Leo Lee
Nasty? Yeah they sure are.
Isaac Williams
note: ensure it is cranberry juice and not cranberry cocktail.
the sugars in the cocktail will just make it all the worse.
Aiden Bennett
Sending good vibes and cranberry juice your way OP.
Anthony Hall
>Scottish fold doesn't have a claymore
Oliver Jenkins
That... is an absolutely baffling logic leap. 'Logic' is barely even the right word. Honestly not sure if troll post or serious. If the latter... you should probably seek mental health, because you're only going to cause misery for you and those around you.