Alright tg

Alright tg.

Here's the moment of truth

Give me your best villain one-liners

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>INSANE CACKLING
>SPRAYS ACIDIC FIRE EVERYWHERE

"How many mothers do you think weep for them? How many fathers see their son no longer, how many sons grow without their fathers? Your cruelty has no end."
I have a few better ones, but they are contex sensitive so they'd lack impact otherwise.

I have a note full of these for a campaign. I have way too much time on ym hands

>Hang on. Wait. Let me wash my hands first

>I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, god would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

>"Gentlemen? Suck my dick."

And then they jump out of the window of the building they've rigged to explode, parachute flying open as they laugh uproariously at the party.

> "See me rise, the mighty Surt
Destroyer of the Universe
Bringer of flames and endless hurt
Scorcher of men and earth!"

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass.

>Moral of the story is you're a total bitch

handsome jack is underrated desu

>HENSHIN