Warhammer 40000 General /40kg/

Out-caste edition

>Necron traits leak:
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KROOT auxiliaries.

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40k is fun!

Ah yes, a new thread to shit up with khaki trenchoats

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Greetings, fellow loyalist Astartes.

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post pictures of Tau spaceships so I can get inspiration please?
also name my dudes stealthcruiser

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Good to see you fellow loyalist.

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How does one get not-terrible at painting?

practice
get like 40k xv25's and paint them all
once you're done, your painting skills should have improved

>name my dudes stealthcruiser

SS Glu'''''bGlu'''''b

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>"Richard, I heard people love t'au for their auxilliaries and opportunities for varied playstyles they bring."
>"Oh really? Well fuck them. Big T'au Battlesuits on my tabletop RIGHT NOW."
And thus the Warhammer 40,000 8th Edition T'au Codex was born.

>gw shill still trying to push xv25s on random anons
I didn’t realize business was so bad my dude

>he doesn't like xv25's

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>name my ship

SS Shas'O'Virginkatana

>stealthcruiser
the TSS Bistromath

I dont understand why GW dont give them their own codex i prefer them 100 times over mechas and shit

How to play Tyranids?

Which one of the two fleets?

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Dave

>worst girl is a T'''''''''''''aufag
It all makes sense now.

it is not possible lad choose another army

>how to play Tyranids?
achieve maximum amount of gaunts possible

The sad part is, that sentiment is completely reversed in my area. Pretty much everyone barring me and the resident CAACfag adores suits and despises both fire warriors and auxiliaries with an unbridled fury.

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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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Get a Dragon Dildo worth of Genestealers, shove them right up your opponent's ass.

Take a bunch of stuff and put it next to malenthropes.

just post ships in general, tyvm

What is this new Tau FTL?

Sell them..it saves you problems and disappointments.

Xth for that poor anons kitty that passed away last thread, I hope you're doing okay

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The fun part is, that sentiment is totally irrelevant in my area. Pretty much everyone baring me and the resident Skelefag plays only Imperial and despises everything else with an unbridled fury

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which army best embodies the concept of melancholy?

Oh nothing just a friendly conversation among loyalists.

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get rid of them

That's only like 40 Genestealers, those are rookie numbers.

Tyranids and their shit rules.

????????

>CAAC
It's probably GW social engineering. Making people hate fire warriors and aux by making them shit and useless so people will buy the morte profitable suits.

Bistromatic drives

does anyone have a size comparison of pic related to the new plague marines?

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sorry, lemme clarify. I'm looking for the army that best represents the emotion of sadness. hope that helps.

The best you may get is the fan dex I'm writing. Not great, but it's something.

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I do like them, I own a handful myself. I’m just not super autistic about it

>emotion of sadness
if you want to get sad i suggest xenos

It's finished, have a good night Anons!

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tau are fucking stupid.

one of the worst codex these days you will not do anything about it

Ad-mech they're all Radio Heads and they get bossed around by the Smiths

>he's not super autistic about xv25's

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Wat?

>Sadness

Play GK lose after lose you are going to know truly despair

This. It's either Imp, Chaos, or Eldar. Nobody plays a cool Deldar list. Nobody plays a fluffy Tau list. Nobody runs lots of fun Orks, nor do they field gribblies.

And there is one guy, a Space Wolf player, who will flat out refuse to play a "bad guy army", and if you take your good guy army, he won't play you because "why would my army, who is good, fight another good guy? that would make me a bad guy!"

I'm trying to find other clubs nearby so I can ditch these faggots. They're the types who will never travel to you, but are more than happy to play if you travel to them.

I mean in volume of plastic, not dollars.

eldar

nice, have a (you)

True tyranids have lame dex

What kind of swag do people get for going to a Warhammer Store opening? Theres a store opening a couple hours away and I'm interested in going.

Are you ready for genocidal Tau on the northern side of the galaxy?

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XV15 master race

Craftworlds

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nurgle

he's the chaos god of coping mechanisms and misfortune

plaguebearers and bloat flies embody negative reactions to misfortune, the death guard is also pretty gloomy

you can also try Lamenters, they're the whiny emo marines, genetically hardwired to be depressed

This is a false flag attempt by non-Tau players to fuel Tau hate.

You’re fucking stupid
>he shitposts all day about xv25s
>not kroot

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when are primaris getting the other half of their model range?

Tau discovered Bistromatic drives as an alternative to warp travel and are using them to travel the galaxy

Why it is impossible to compete Tyranids with other armies

shitty gunpower and practically no rend

Because this edition is about Imp+Eldar vs Chaos. No NPC's allowed.

Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that space was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, it is now realised that numbers are not absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in restaurants.

You're not wrong. I've basically shelved mine and even have difficulty motivating myself to paint the single Paladin box and kitbashed grandmaster I bought for them. The rest would be fine for a display case.

jokes on you i actually play T'au
looks like I've been found out
found something to do tho, so I'm out, has been fun

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So, now that CSM have lost their free CCW, how useless are my bolt pistol and chainsword marines? They do have the Khorne banner, at the least.

Few good heroes and weak weapons rend :/

poor ahriman ;_;

is he the only noble guy on the chaos side?

best books

Wait is it just Battlesuit spam edition again? God fucking dammit.

>Ahriman
>noble
haha

What the fuck does Caac even mean?

GW always had them in the ass and besides the 5th edition, they always had crappy books

ウィーナーズ

no one has this model?

How do tau feel about and treat abhumans?

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casual at all costs.

Jeee Sadranids :(

Casual At All Costs, the opposite of WAAC

Casual at all costs. It's from competitive grognards who don't know how to have fun that doesn't involve not kicking your opponent's dick in with your army.

It's on a 25mm, so he's decently smol.

i'd say fine, since they themselves are abhumans

Fellow ork players, tell me if it is the most budget-friendly way to build a big mek, 3 killa kans, 5 lootas and a deff dread list (500pts)
>get a start collecting box
>keep a dread and nobz kit - sell boyz and a painboy to get some money back
>kitbash a big mek with relic out of nobz
>get kans and a box of lootas
>call it a day
Or maybe should I convert nobz into lootas and get a single extra nob body to build a big mek with spare bits? I'm worried that there might be not enough bits in a single nobz kit to build a proper lootas with deffguns - they are quite distinctive

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You would to if you witnessed your xenos auxilia become possessed by daemons while attempting your first warp travel.

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What is this, 2009-1017? I've been regularly winning fights since the start of 8th with my Tyranids, what the fuck is up with you faggots?

Compared too
>I kill me own men kharne
>I single handily doomed my legion to chaos typhus
>depraved maniac who can't die lucius
>totally not a pawn and fuck horus who was a pawn abaddon
He is the most noble mortal champion by far.

Person who plays fluffy armies rather than mechanically good ones. Usually doesn't like playing against people who play armies that are build around game mechanics rather than fluff

It's also the opposite end of the spectrumin that if you dare field a unit that happens to be good you will get shunned by the CAACfags.

I mean I have a kawaii hauler and kawaii drone in my DG army and I got so much shit for it by some dude who insists on playing "fluffy"

wtf did I miss?

No it didn’t you fucking monkey, literally everything got point drops, but suits got the least love out of anything in the dex. Anti tau posters just still have a massive hateboner for suits because they don’t understand Tau fluff

> 25mm base
uh, really? thanks for saving me the purchase. what is a good chaos sorcerer model? as generic a loadout as possible.

They arent m8, they were lucky to get themed upgrades

the 4th sphere dudes suffer not the gaijin to live