Time for a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON THREAD
Time for a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON THREAD
Carter Johnson
Jonathan Thompson
FUCKING KNIGGERS
Elijah Gomez
Hey /dragon/, how do I get a qt green gf?
Brayden Phillips
Woah, surely you can aim higher than that? Well, at least nobody out there is actually looking for a white.
Jack Hall
Landon Martinez
How do you differentiate between Dragonborn, and those with prominent dragon ancestry?
Like... Grandmother is a dragon close.
Samuel Harris
You don't. Because it doesn't matter. They are not even a quarter dragon at that point.
Justin Walker
Actual Dragon/Human hybrids are sterile.
Ryder Cox
If sleeping with a dragon just once forever changed your bloodline so that generations afterward your descendants gain magic powers, reptilian like eyes, claws and patchy bits of scale I'd say draconic blood is a lot more prevalent than say... elven.
Nathaniel Moore
Christian Morales
Hey, anyone got any more of the 4e dragon art? All I have are the Catastrophic Dragons.
Daniel Morales
post them
Nathaniel Hernandez
Christopher Lee
Dragonborn look like humanoid dragons, as in, dragons that shrank down and developed a bipedal posture.
Half-dragons/draconic creatures look like humanoids (or whatever) with dragon bits stuck on them. Random patches of scales, tails, wings, horns, claws, fangs, deformed faces... anybody remember that early 3e Dragon Magazine article which actually looked at half-dragons?
Can't. Satellite network connection and restricted to "offpeak" output. Captcha times out before it can upload even the smallest image.
You can find all of the Catastrophic Dragon artwork that I know of here, though:
1d4chan.org
Justin Brown
Does anyone have any pictures like this that show a dragon in multiple forms at once? Preferably with a female dragon?
Joshua Jackson
What’s the best explanation for a Dragons Hoard and a Dragons lair?
Like sure they are greedy and like privacy, but how many caves are there in mountainsides? And how hard would it be for them to raid human lands for gold and carry them off to their lairs?
I favor the explanation there was once a dragon worshipping civilizations, with the temples being their lairs, and the tithes being their hoards.
Christopher Brooks
Nolan Edwards
I have a thing for feathered dragons.
Kayden Hughes
Daniel Cooper
Christian Kelly
Bentley Sanchez
Aaron Bell
>how many caves are there in mountainsides?
scads, dude. This is not a limiting factor.
Jose Cook
Large enough to House a Dragon and Dungeon Complex?
Nicholas Collins
I like this Dragon's head and colouration.
Sebastian Thompson
Brayden Walker
“Remember with your heart. Go back, go back and go back. The skies of this world were always meant to have dragons. When they are not here, humans miss them. Some never think of them, of course. But some children, from the time they are small, they look up at the blue summer sky and watch for something that never comes. Because they know. Something that was supposed to be there faded and vanished. Something that we must bring back, you and I.”
Jonathan Johnson
This is why I like it when the dragon lords over a bunch of kobolds.
They dig out massive complex cave systems around whatever huge cavern the dragon chooses for themselves and mine and raid caravans for tribute.
Jackson Young
Ryan Butler
Disney has more dragons than I remember
Question to all: Have you ever used a dragon (or one inspired by) from a popular media in your campaigns?
Juan White
That’s a good explanation, and it comes with built in mobs, I approve.
Ryan Williams
dragons are based on smaug, who was the last dragon of his world
he sacked a mountain fortress city that had a gigantic horde of gold, and laired in it
it was the only pile of treasure anywhere near that size, anywhere in the world
in real life, caves aren't too rare; as long as you're in a karst, there'll be some around, but they're rarely big enough for people to live in, much less giant ass dragons
most caves aren't in mountains, as far as I know
my point is, drop that shit and do dragons how you think they'd make sense
personally, I think they should be rare, not necessarily intelligent, and not natural (whether creations or demons), and most shouldn't be too big (large, with a few huge ones, anything bigger than that and it should lose the classic dragon shape)
John Evans
Ah, but Tolkien based Smaug on earlier myths for dragons, the myths of treasures stemming from the Greeks because Dragins were made to guard treasures by the Gods, Erebor being Tolkien’s explanation.
I already outlined my explabation. Extinct Dragon Worshipping Civilization.
Ethan Murphy
alright, but why would the civ worship the dragon?
also, if the dragons are made by gods, then the caves can be too, or the caves can be melted/clawed out by the dragons
dragons are very big and very strong, and its already unrealistic for them to fly, so I see no reason they can't fly with a light or medium load like any other creature
Mason Adams
I have a serious nerd fetish. A deep would be fine too if I were comfortable underground.
Cooper Stewart
wow, that's deep
Cameron Perry
Hi /dragon/, I am a kobold looking to serve a demigod like I know frequent this board. Please give me something to do for your gloriousness!
Jayden Perry
Because it’s a giant flying firebreathing lizard?
How hot would there fire need to be to melt stone? How strong would it need to be to dig through that mountain?
It isn’t about the weight, it’s about getting ahoards worth of tiny gold coins in its claws.
Austin Sanders
Greens act mean and cold, but deep down they're sweethearts. You won't have the best time of your life like you would with a black, but if you're looking for an intellectually-minded cutie to snuggle with, greens are great.
Win her over with offerings of treasure, especially "living" treasure - wizards, scientists, military strategists, etc. If you're smart, she'll be really interested. If you're smarter than her, she's never going to leave you, but I hope you're ready for the clingiest lover you've ever had.
Owen Martinez
H-how does a human girl find a smart dragon (female) to engage in yuri activities with? Asking for a friend.
Luke Thompson
You have two real bets: old and older, and young adults. The latter are old enough to be open to romance with anyone, the former are just so horny they'll fuck anything with a hole.
John Perez
Green dragons are exactly what /r9k/ talks about Stacys. They'll act nice at first then brutally betray you.
Unlike stacys however, they don't do it for chad, and you end up dead in the end.
Noah Jackson
gross
Grayson Myers
Well yes but this seems to be a pleb dragon thread so I doubt you’d appreciate kanna
Sebastian Wilson
Don't listen to this guy, he's just ThetaBrass. He's a huge knightfucker who cheated on his green gf with a fucking ELF and got mad when she broke up with him.
Kayden Rogers
What's your experience with golds?
Isaac Foster
Living treasures expire.
Diamonds (and real treasure) are forever.
Stacy is such a stupid term.
Xavier Hughes
>What's your experience with golds?
I am a bad, bad, little knight who is getting Gold art. feral lewds/spoiler].
forgive me
Henry Hernandez
There's more space below-ground in DnD than above-ground, so yes.
Elijah Cook
dunno about the temp, but stone only has a hardness of 8
it could carry chests of gold, or force people to carry it on foot
Caleb Ross
>/spoiler]
welp
Jaxon Watson
Golds are fine. Now these, THESE you have to really be careful about. I know what some of you are thinking, they're exotic, they're refined....DON"T.
Don't even think about it unless their 10,000 year old clan patriarch father, is dead.
Easton Perry
Okay, but how many chests can it carry in its claws? Presumably in the midst of a raid while everything is on fire?
Ian Reed
Prissy assholes who always think they're in the right, but they're all soft doms. If you're a soft sub you're in for the time of your life--if you don't drive each other crazy over morality arguments.
Gavin Sullivan
REMOVE DRAGON remove dragon you are the worst reptile
Samuel Baker
What is that
Jordan Parker
Alexander James
four legged skysnake
Adam Thomas
Did that one hot story by red/silver ever get finished?
Did that one dreamanon dude ever post more stories about his dreams with dragonbro?
Did the tiamat guy ever finish his date with tiamat story?
We need /dragon/ more often!
Kevin Fisher
I'll be writing a cute romance. Still have to work out the details though.
Joseph Wood
>Did the tiamat guy ever finish his date with tiamat story?
Was it this one?
Robert James
obligatory
Gavin Fisher
If you mean pic related guy dreamanon, im still around, lurking. I got a couple dreams i had feat. Dragonbro, if there is interest.
Kevin Brown
Play some games with her
Jacob King
I like requesting dragon/insect hybrids in the drawthreads.
Lucas Edwards
The age old question: Horns or Tail?
Samuel Long
Ryan Roberts
What do dragons do for companionship?
Chase Wright
So what's the story of 4e Dragonborn, anyway?
Where did they come from, what are they like, what do they do, and why do they do it?
Andrew Gomez
They gave their lives to be reborn into a draconic being with the help of a dragon eggs
Noah Bennett
>DRAGON THREAD
Fun!
Nicholas Walker
That's 3e, not 4e.
Evan Gray
>can't even into transparency
As befitting a true pleb
Josiah Hughes
>green
>poker
go is the green game
Blake Morris
Horns all the way. You can beef up a tail with some healthy eating, but you can't fix ugly horns.
Isaac Wood
>you can beef up a tail with some healthy eating
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But yea tail > horns. A thicc tail and belly means the dragon is a good predator, or is well off enough to be able to do that. Horns are nice, but the tail is a true symbol of status.
Justin Evans
>go
I thought Uno is the Chromatic's patrician game of choice?
Julian Jenkins
Caleb Murphy
Mythical origins? They got three; they were made by Io as companions to dragons from lesser versions of the same elemental spirits he used to make dragons, they spontaneously rose from Io's blood when Io was killed, or Io made them to be his chosen race, and then he made the dragons as murder-machines to fight the Primordials.
In-game, they are the remnants of the fallen empire of Arkhosia, which battled itself to a mutual kill with Bael Turath, which was like Satanic Rome/Diabolist Byzantine and the origin o the Tieflings.
Easiest way to tell you more is for you to check out their splats; Ecology of the Dragonborn in Dragon #365 covers their physiology, psychology and current history, whilst Player's Handbook Races: Dragonborn expands upon their history and beliefs.
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Luke Thomas
>transparency should be on everything
t. philistine
Connor Phillips
Hello fellow dragon friends! it is me, totally a dragon too! might i join in?
Sebastian Price
Asher Wright
Hey /dragon/ I have a theoretical question. What if you were a human who hated being human and wanted to become a dragon? What is the fastest and most efficient way to throw away your humanity and ascend to a greater form? Just theoretically asking, hahaha.
Levi Cooper
True Polymorph. Or you could offer your body to a silver. They'd love to swap bodies with you.
Nolan Torres
Thanks for the thorough answer, bro, I appreciate it
Owen Roberts
Depends on the kind of dragon
Sell your soul to Satan (evil)
or
Find a benevolent wizard / magical dragon to polymorph you
Jonathan Bailey
>find a dragon to "polymorph" you
Kevin Bell
Would a human with dragon blood who obtained dragonhood be just as much a dragon as a true dragon? would they be able to sire draconic heirs?
Nathaniel Young
Brandon Peterson
This guy gets it.
Gavin Johnson
Mixed dna halfbreed. An abomination. Kill it.
Chase Rodriguez
Benjamin Gray
What's a good system for a dragon campaign? As in all the PCs are dragons.
I'm kinda thinking Risus to keep it simple, but I'd like to hear some suggestions.
Nathan Brooks
How about a kobold achieving dragonhood?
Brody Stewart
Samuel Allen
GURPS. It even have a sourcebook dedicated to dragons.
Jeremiah Gomez
Juan Reed
Chase Fisher
Ryder Roberts