Lets settle this shit once and for all, whats Khorne's favorite genre of music?

khorne is gay, metal is gay, so probably metal.

I really like the image of Khornate Berserkers blasting Limp Bizkit as they charge into battle.
>"KEEP ROLLING MY BROTHERS, THE BLOOD GOD COMMANDS IT"
>"BY THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH"

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You sound really bitter.

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khorne is obviously death metal

slaanesh would be like painkiller era judas priest/glam metal

tzeentech would be symphonic black metal

nurgle would be braaphog audio clips

Nurgle would be children's songs sung by himself

Bitter you said?

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Slaanesh is electronic

Khorne's favorite is Polka, sorry.

Drumming on decapitated skulls, Ewok style.

The most violent of all music
Polka

heavy metal jazz

smooth jazz, nothing more infuriating than getting blood on your eyebrows while smooth jazz is playing.

Came here to post this.
Only reason Pig Destroyer isn't absolutely perfect is that their lyrics aren't as "gore" as they are "oh god what the fuck hey this isn't that bad actually"

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Yes

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Turns out that's a thing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGWJ4zpxO8E

Dude, I listened to a chainsaw-driven surfer song by blues musicians from Texas yesterday morning. EVERYTHING is a thing!

>chainsaw-driven surfer song by blues musicians from Texas
sauce?

early bathory
youtube.com/watch?v=hm_yZeQ5U_c

DooM (2016) Ost

Slaanesh is GG Allin

Try this

youtu.be/cinvIr-O1k8

Nurgle is this youtube.com/watch?v=e4BwBT-8Hvw

Khorne I'd say is early bathory/black metal

youtube.com/watch?v=j-iuIArton4

youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc

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>Sabaton

INTO THE SHITTY LAND
SABATON THEY MARCH

Korean pop. Because it makes ears bleed.

Christian Rock

with a CHAIN SAW CHAIN SAW
CHAIN SAW CHAIN SAW

I mean they have chain axes and swords so it makes sense

you sound a tad booty-blasted

where did the swedes touch you?

Cadences and fife & drum.

not him, but sabaton is pretty shit. i din't know them until ca. 5 minutes ago when i decided to watch a sabaton video on yt. it sounds like a eurodisco producer tried to make metal without ever having listened to metal, kinda like that dürer drawing of a rhinoceros.
they also sing about some deus vult shit?

>I didn't know about thing until about 5 minutes ago and listened to one song so I can confidently claim a band is shit
Not even the greatest fan of their music but holy shit user you are a fucking peasant.

Progressive Rock.

Boy band pop music.

He hates that he never gets to listen to it, and that everyone keeps playing metal for him. He hates metal, that's Slaanesh's thing.

a good band couldn't make such a shitty song

youtube.com/watch?v=i9BupglHdtM

if this was your first impression of a band, would you give them a second chance? maybe i was a bit overgeneralizing, but i just don't have the time to listen to 'metal'.

>they also sing about some deus vult shit?
their songs tend to be about different military engagements, which does include the crusades and stuff

Nurgle would be country music.

Something that makes him angry.

Elevator music

He sounds like he's from /mu/, so it's a given that he's both bottombothered about metal and a self-important retard

If you can listen to Carolous Rex and not love it, you are not my nigga and should go back to the hole you came from.

They play Sabaton at my local GW lol

the sound of your death