A Dragon has been detected

It's a Red Hexapod, Twenty Meter Class.

What to do you do?

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I mate with it, and bare its children. Because as we all know, reds are the most powerful, intelligent, and handsome of all dragons. This is not up for debate.

Get everyone in their mechs.

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Why the fuck would you bare its children. Wanna take a seat

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what are you, gay?

The armies not committed to the borders will contain the red's path of destruction. meanwhile a party of three to six adventurers is sent to rouse the friendly blue dragon from his slumber.

We're going to have the Kender try to befriend it. Before you ask, yes it's his idea. Least it's not a Gibbering Mouther this time.

The word you’re looking for is “bear,” genius. It means to carry or support. “Bare” means to reveal yourself; you’re flashing its children.

Good luck keeping your todger when it’s all said and done.

A creature that fine you need to romance first.

And this is how purple dragons are made.