A Dragon has been detected

It's a Red Hexapod, Twenty Meter Class.

What to do you do?

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I mate with it, and bare its children. Because as we all know, reds are the most powerful, intelligent, and handsome of all dragons. This is not up for debate.

Get everyone in their mechs.

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Why the fuck would you bare its children. Wanna take a seat

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what are you, gay?

The armies not committed to the borders will contain the red's path of destruction. meanwhile a party of three to six adventurers is sent to rouse the friendly blue dragon from his slumber.

We're going to have the Kender try to befriend it. Before you ask, yes it's his idea. Least it's not a Gibbering Mouther this time.

The word you’re looking for is “bear,” genius. It means to carry or support. “Bare” means to reveal yourself; you’re flashing its children.

Good luck keeping your todger when it’s all said and done.

A creature that fine you need to romance first.

And this is how purple dragons are made.

It's a Epical Epicness, Twenty fr*cking epicness.

What do you le do?

I'm not going to lie to you; mechs v.s. dragons sounds fucking cool as shit to me and now all I can think of is how to get the two elements together in a setting.

Easy, mechs are a response to dragons.

And the retard doesn't notice even when it is pointed out.

Read more books.

>mfw I want an Imperial Knights vs Kaiju game set
Why must you hurt me so geedubs?

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Sci fi: science/colonization force arrives to a Planet with ""dragons"". Are you cool enough to beat their shit on a mech?

I call these guys.

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>Collect Wyrm Fever from local swamp
>Posion cattle with Wyrm fever
>Red eats Cattle
>Red devolves into shitty lizard driven by amgydala impulses as it grows weaker and weaker until muscle atrophy kills it.

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Actually it would be exposing/uncovering its children. You bare your fangs (or penis), baring x doesn't mean mooning x.

>~I dream of all our days to come, I drag in shapes in lines to burn, and wonder how we end this game
>As on and on from stone to stone, the monsters come and go, and every one the step we follow back again
>Oh they can run, they can hide, but we will hunt and we will find them. They can crawl and then they die, until our work is done.

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Have some dwarves build gigantic non-sentient warforged and make them pilotable.

Clip their wings!

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That dragon...

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